| Chorus: He’s a loser Yesterday we burned his skateboard, Today we’ll steal his daddy’s car And drive it into a tree, Because he is a loser and, I’m not being mean, It’s just my nature. He’s so bland, He tries to skateboard, even though he can’t. He wants you back, He says he’s sorry, Don’t fall for him again, cuz He’s is a loser Yesterday we burned his skateboard, Today we’ll write his number down, On a bench and tell people to call for sex, Cuz he’s a loser and, I’m not being mean, I just don’t like him. He was once cool, Then he decided he was better than us, Now he wants to be accepted, But he had his chance, He dated my best friend, Said she’s ugly, And now he wants her back, but. He’s a loser Yesterday we burned his skateboard, Today we’ll call Marcos Pizza, And order pizza with only anchovies to his house, Because he’s a loser and, I’m not being mean, I’m just a freshman. People say that our actions are unacceptable, But what do they expect, this our last chance to be immature, So let’s live up to our name and do what we’re expected to, And He’s a loser, Yesterday we burned his skateboard, Today we’ll egg his house And write the word pig on his garage, Cuz he’s a loser, I’m not being mean it’s just me. |
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| Lyrics: Caitlin Beland Music by: Caitlin Beland nad Sarah Miller |
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