THE SPIKES OF DESCENT |
This is the book everyone is dying to read at school, those who've read it, have instantly fallen in love with it. The Akita was just the book to get me warmed up, this would be my claim to fame. This book has been called. |
"ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! I LOVE THE PART WHEN...... WE GOTTA DO THAT SOMETIME! THAT'S A GREAT BOOK!" Cherie exclaimed after reading it. |
I've recieved numerous compliments for various people, stating how cool it is. This book is written by: Caitlin Beland, and co-author: Justine Healy. We've teamed up to write a story about twelve bold teenagers, consisting of 16 year old skaters, destined for trouble. They're always getting in trouble for various things, it all starts out when an attempt to get into the Homecoming game turns bad, resulting in a police chase, and lots of broken glass. Don't get me wrong, it's not an adventure story, it's strictly fun fiction, mostly humorous and quite realistic. Xxavior, NAdia, Tori, Ryan, Nick, KAtie, Brian, Stephanie, Alan, NAtalie, Butch and Dillan are always in trouble, involving sex, drugs, or just being rebels. Caitlin is writing the book, and Justine is helping with ideas to make the story more humorous and exciting. Everyone is very excited to read the book at school, as should everyone else out there in the world. |
Written and Illustrated by: Caitlin Beland Co-written by: Justine Healy |
They all sat huddled around the table pondering what they were going to do. “One question, how are we going to actually find our way there?” Brian choked, downing another doughnut hole. The powdered sugar sprayed across the table. A small chunk of the doughnut hole landed on Xxavior’s face. He flicked it off with a bit of annyance. “Will you please quit with the doughnut holes, please?” Butch suggested, dusting the white powder off of the table. “Sorry” Brian complained, with another doughnut hole in his mouth. Nick growled a bit. “Besides the whole powdered sugar thing, good question, Brian” Alan credited Brian. With the doughnut hole still in his mouth, he raised his hands with pride, and coughed. The doughnut hole flew out of his mouth and landed on the floor. “Time for the disposal” Xxavior grunted as he got up and walked to the sliding glass door. He unlocked it and opened it. Venus, Xxavior’s rotweiler fumbled into the house and immediately ran to greet everyone, panting and wagging her tail eagerly. She slurped up the doughnut hole and Xxavior quickly tossed her ball outside. She chased after it and he shut the door. He grabbed the bowl full of food and put outside the door. “Anyways, you know, there is such a thing as a map…” Dillan nodded. “I don’t know where it is” Xxavior sighed. “Page Nadia!” Brian exclaimed. Xxavior’s face lit up as he ran to his room to get his personal cordless phone. He pressed the speed dial button for Nadia’s pager. It rung once, then beeped. “Please type your phone number after the beep” the mechanical voice droned. Xxavior quickly dialed in his number. He then typed in his message (a special feature on her new pager) Meanwhile, Nadia was locking her door to her house, when she felt something vibrating in her back pocket. She grabbed her pager, and read the screen. “Bring you’re alats” it read. “Alats?” Nadia smirked. She shrugged and walked down the street, carrying her Bedford High School duffel bag, with her name embroidered on it. She floundered down the street and walked back to Xxavior’s house. She walked in the door to find Brian on the floor laughing, and powder sugar all over everyone. “Are you guys okay?” she asked. “No, Brian has a laughing problem when it comes to the sensitive subject of his middle finger…” Nick chuckled. “No, it’s more like he has a problem keeping his sugar to himself” Butch laughed. “Do you have the map?” Xxavior asked. “Map?” Nadia asked. “Yeah, the atlas” Xxavior answered. “You need to learn how to spell, I had no idea what it said!” Nadia complained. “I’ll call Stephanie” Brian claimed. “For once, you didn’t spit sugar all over us!” Dillan grunted. Brian picked up the phone and pushed the speed dial button labeled ‘Stephanie’s cell’ “Hi. Do me a favor, can you grab a map?” Brian spoke into the phone. “Sure, I only live like a block away from Xxavior” she answered. “okay, see you in a couple!” Brian smiled. “Right on” Stephanie answered as she hung up. |
HERE'S A LITTLE TASTE... |
I tried to pick something mild, with none of the real plot in it, so you wouldn't be lost. But tell me what you think: domoarigoto@2die4.com |
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people have been extremely amazed by this wonderful peice of literature |
The characters... From left to right: Dillan, Alan, Natalie,Butch, Katie, Nick, Xxavior, Nadia, Tori, Ryan, Brian and Stehpanie. |
The content from the story, the picture, and the title, are copyright by law. |
Music: BENT-------------->Matchbox 2 0 |
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