The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life:

1) The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all your clothes."

2) The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3) The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4) The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5) The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6) The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7) The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"