So I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you
why I like Mickeys so much. Well I guess it's because it's
the only beer that gets me really fucked up without getting
sick. I know, you're thinking "what's he talking
about, this shit is nasty". You're probably right it is nasty,
but most of the time I'm too fucked up off the shit I can't
remember what it tasted like the next day anyway!
I should probably tell you more about the golden amber we all
love since Mickeys.com does a shitty job of it. The taste of
Mickeys, and of any other malt liquor, is more of an acquired
taste than any other beer usually is(with the exception of Bud
Light, you might as well have a glass of water instead). Mickeys
has a little better taste than other malt liquors do. I drink
St. Ides, Olde E, Colt 45, and even Hurricane (Yuck!!! A. Busch
can't do the ghetto thang.), but Mickeys tops 'em all. The
bottom line is if you want to have a casual drink with your friends,
have a Bud Light but, if you want to get straight fucked up, have a couple 40's of mickeys.

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