The Creature Within

SPEED

Think, Man of Flesh, and be not proud
That you can fly so fast:
The little Worm can creep, creep, creep,
And catch you up at last-
Catch up with you at last.

though you outfly the swiftest bird,
And laugh as you go past,
Think how the Worm comes, creep, creep, creep,
To catch you up at last-
Catch up with you at last.W.H. Davies
i am at one w/ the worm
*ponders*

U HAVE BEEN TRICKED u thought this would be something interesting didn't u? w/ lots of blood and guts? a bit like.....The Relic *licks the scantily clad heroine w/ me long phalic tongue*...speaking of the relic there seems to be a trend developing in movies where rampage'n people eat'n beasts take time out from their rampage'n and people eat'n to cop a bit of a feel of the leading lady w/ their tongue. It all seems a bit weird to me...but yeah.. always thought t-rex would have a bigger tongue than that...mmmmmmm lima beans!
WELL YER WRONG It's really only me......wait....don't leave....LOOK, here comes Johnny Jones and his sister sue! Those two. I do have something to offer.. profound insight into modern day household appliances...for example: the blender...*grasps at straws*
WAIT okay so it's not a profound statement about anything... more like mindless jabber about nothing... but whats wrong w/ that? How about some commonly used phrases by which i am easily recognised: sorry
whatever u want
don't make me choose
nightrider is on foxtel
this is the worst song in the world
i'll do it tomorrow
the A-Team is on foxtel
Sorry
deal w/ it
did i do something wrong?
cool
what happened in the lecture yesterday?
i'll pay for the phone bill
sorry
if only the incredible hulk was on foxtel
the lecture was cancelled (to my parents)
cool
sorry, what r u talking about?
this is the second worst song in the world
Nightrider is on foxtel
sorry, i forgot
do it do it now
sorry
don't ask why just because
bloody uni
i'm going to napalm the uni modem bank
bloody computer
come on, please?
whats that word mean?
i'm going to kill u bill, slowly and painfully, just u wait
sorry, disconnected Well? um? how about them whitegoods? well......how about...
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| Da Weird of Da Web |
| The WHY Files |
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| The Anonymizer |
| The [infamous] Nerdity Test |
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THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO BARF There r many a thing in this world that will make me go barf. some of which i would like to share w/ u now. The idea to share the things which make me go barf came to me while watching a movie where a lady was coughing up -quite violently- something, maybe phlegm maybe not, but the point is that it made me want to barf. It was one of the single most disgusting things i have ever seen. One classic i'm going to barf moment in my life was at uni (No doubt include'n excess amounts of VB consumption) where i barfed all over my very good friends doormat.. down the inside arm of my favorate jaket and at the feet of one of the dorm masters. This little effort i am proud to say won me the golden beer can for barfing *all smiles*. Often food will make me want to barf. One particularly memorable episode was at a country RSL club, have'n lunch w/ a friend and her parents. Being an RSL club the chances of scoring a nice vegitarian meal was, well...zero, so i ordered the ever faithfull plate of chips and a coke. Now it's always a risk when eating chips that there is going to be one bad one among the group... this day, i found THE bad chip.

I've never eat'n shit, but i would imagine it would have tasted like this chip.. it was DISGUSTING. The senario went something like this: spied the bad chip...bit black and yukky..decided to chance it.. bit the chip..feral, repugnant, disgusting, utterly putrid taste...a moment of indecision to spit or not to spit decided against spit'n fearing the wrath of the friends parents who already hated me and that of the RSL members.. i swallowed the chip w/out chewing gagged..choked..drank the glass of coke in 1 sec. flat...gagged some more..excused myself from the table all but ran out the door smoked 3 cigarettes trying to get rid of THAT TASTE... and sat outside curse'n the RSL and devising ways to kill the chef. I have since never eaten another chip in my life. The last classsic barf moment i'll share w/ u was when i was about 12 years old. One of those incredably thirsty moments that u have every now and again... well this episode saw me drink about 2 liters of water in about 1 min...needless to say, it did not stay drunk very long, and i barfed about 1.75 liters of water all over the live'n room carpet... i have since learnt the art of barf control...as w/ the case of the first barf episode shared.. it could have been worse.. i could have barfed all over my friend.

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