CRUEL BEGINNINGS
(A Dark screen is shown. "I Just Wanna Rock and Roll...." by Kiss starts to play. The bright yellow letters S-W-L come from the background and jump to the front of the screen. It fades into an arena filled with screaming fans. It shows signs like: "It's only the Beginning!" and "The Stars Are Out Tonight!" The camera slowly pans down to a ringside table where two men are sitting waiting for their cue.)
Charlie Watkins - Hello Everybody! I'm Charlie Watkins alongside my compadre Terry Hogan...
Terry Hogan - No relation to "Hulk" or "Hollywood" or whatever he wants to be called now. It's just me. The ever present, know-it-all, Terry Hogan.
Charlie Watkins - He thinks he knows it all. We'd like to welcome you all for joining us on the very first event of Star Wrestling Limited. We are very excited to bring you all the action from the Cruel Beginning, to the bitter end.
Terry Hogan - Speaking of Cruel Beginnings. I think we are ready for the very first match in the history of the SWL. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns is going to take on Dan "The Dan" Dan.
Charlie Watkins - This is the first match in the World Title tournament that will be played out in full tonight. Stay in your seats, we got a lot of action coming at you in the next couple hours.
Terry Hogan - But, my first question, is what on earth were his parents thinking when they named him.
Charlie Watkins - Must have been some kind of Cruel joke.
Terry Hogan - Well then, what a way to start off Cruel Beginnings.
"The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns vs. Dan "The Dan" Dan
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. This is the
first match of the first round of the World Title Tournament. On
his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 from Chicago
accompanied by Niecey, "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns!!!
(crowd cheers *********)
["AEnima" by Tool plays as "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns makes his way out to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 from The
Island of Manhattan, Dan "The Dan" Dan!!! (crowd cheers
*********)
["Let's Rock" by Smash Mouth begins to play as Dan
"The Dan" Dan comes down to the ring along with Mr. C.
Dan is carrying his "training ball" which in reality is
a bowling ball.]
Terry Hogan - What is Dan bringing to the ring with him?
Charlie Watkins - It looks like a bowling ball.
Terry Hogan - No, not that! Who is that guy with the long curly hair?
Charlie Watkins - I'm assuming it's his manager, Mr. C.
Terry Hogan - What kind of name is that?
Charlie Watkins - I have no idea.
[R.B. grabs Dan "The
Dan" Dan's arm and strkes his elbow. Dan "The Dan"
Dan walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Burns takes The Dan
down with a knee. Burns grabs Dan and applies an arm wrench.
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns rolls onto Dan connecting
with a knee. Dan stands up. Dan lifts R.B. up and drops him on
the mat. The Dan chants start. R.B. gets up. The Dan drags
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns to the floor. ]
Charlie Watkins - Weapons are everywhere all over
ringside.
[Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) The Dan body slams The
Eliminator. (..2) (...3) Dan "The Dan" Dan stomps
Burns. (....4) The Dan stomps Burns. ]
Terry Hogan - Dan "The Dan" Dan with a Stomp.
["The Eliminator" R.B. Burns is back on his feet.
(.....5) They fight into the aisle. R.B. and Dan "The
Dan" Dan move back to ringside. R.B. and The Dan move back
into the ring. Burns punches Dan "The Dan" Dan in the
head. Dan "The Dan" Dan runs and tackles Burns. Dan
punches him in the head. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
tackles Dan "The Dan" Dan and pummels his head. R.B.
goes for a pin. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 Dan
kicks out. Now Dan standing. The Eliminator delivers a kick to
the head of Dan. The Eliminator stomps Dan "The Dan"
Dan. ]
Charlie Watkins - Dan "The Dan" Dan takes a
Stomp.
[Dan "The Dan" Dan
gets back to his feet]
Terry Hogan - What is Dan doing now?
Charlie Watkins - Folks, he just got up and... Is he doing what I think he's doing?
Terry Hogan - Is he doing armpit farts?
Charlie Watkins - Sadly, thats what it looks like. I feel bad for this kid, but I kinda like him.
["The Eliminator" R.B.
Burns executes a neck-breaker on The Dan. The Eliminator chants
start. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns covers Dan. Referee
Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dan kicks out. Dan gets
up. R.B. sends The Dan to ringside. Kevin Mills starts the count
(.1) Dan lifts The Eliminator up and drops him on the floor.
(..2) (...3) The Dan stomps Burns's head. (....4) Dan kicks R.B.
on the floor. ]
Terry Hogan - The Eliminator takes a Stomp.
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns and Dan "The Dan" Dan move back to ringside.
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns and Dan move back into the
ring. Burns kicks The Dan in the stomach. Dan kicks "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns in the back of the leg. Dan stomps
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns's head. The Eliminator body
slams Dan "The Dan" Dan. Dan "The Dan" Dan is
up again. The Dan tackles R.B. to the mat. Dan moves back to his
feet. Dan "The Dan" Dan stomps R.B.. Dan stomps The
Eliminator. ]
Charlie Watkins - "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
takes a Stomp.
[Burns is up again. Dan kicks The Eliminator in the head. Dan
covers "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns hooking the leg.
Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns kicks out. "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns gets back to his feet. The Dan punches Burns in the
head. ]
Charlie Watkins - punch!
[Dan "The Dan" Dan connects with a flying knee. The
Eliminator goes down. The Eliminator moves back to his feet. R.B.
executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Dan "The Dan" Dan.
Dan "The Dan" Dan gets back to his feet. R.B. delivers
a spine buster to The Dan. ]
Terry Hogan - The SWL is the only place for entertainment
like this!
[Now The Dan standing. Dan "The Dan" Dan delivers a
short-arm clothesline to "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns.
The Dan kicks "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns on the mat.
Burns gets back to his feet. R.B. tackles Dan. Burns stands up.
Dan is up again. The Eliminator short-arm clotheslines Dan
"The Dan" Dan to the mat. R.B. piledrives Dan into the
mat. Dan gets back to his feet. Burns side slams Dan. Burns
stands up. R.B. goes for a DDT but adds a Russian Leg Sweep. It's
the Tribulation! "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns goes for a
pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns!!!
Charlie Watkins - On to the second round with you, R.B. But I have a feeling that Dan won't let this wreck his confidence.
Terry Hogan - He was doing armpit farts in the ring, Charlie.
Charlie Watkins - I know. He's a phenomenon though. How did he make it into the SWL?
Terry Hogan - How did he make it past puberty?
Charlie Watkins - Oh
well. That's one in the books. Up next, we have one half of the
tag team Vecious and Delicious, Vecious. He is taking on a man
who thinks he is bigger than the whole SWL, Rastlin. Let's go to
Anna Dea for the next match.
Vecious vs. Rastlin
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. This
is the second match in the first round of the World Title
Tournament. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at
285 from Tibet, Rastlin!!! (crowd boos ****)
["Finlandia" starts to play as Rastlin makes his way
down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent with his tag team
partner Delicious, weighing in at 324 from Pittsburgh, Vecious!!!
(crowd boos **)
["Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC plays as Vecious and Delicious
make their way down to the ring. Rastlin strikes Vecious in the
elbow. Vecious checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Rastlin
slaps Vecious in the face. Rastlin moves back to his feet.
Vecious kicks Rastlin in the head. Vecious forearm smashes
Rastlin. Rastlin shoulder tackles Vecious. Now Rastlin standing.
Vecious moves back to his feet. Rastlin connects with a low blow.
Vecious goes down. Vecious is back on his feet. Rastlin delivers
a kick to the head of Vecious. Rastlin covers Vecious hooking the
leg. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 Vecious kicks out. ]
Charlie Watkins - You just can't win this early
in a match. Especially with an opponent like Vecious.
[Rastlin kicks Vecious in the back of the leg. ]
Terry Hogan - Vecious takes a kick.
[Vecious is up again. Vecious trys for a Side slam but is not
strong enough to lift Rastlin.Vecious goes for a Back Breaker but
Rastlin dodges the attack. ]
Charlie Watkins - I wish every match could be
like this!
[Swinging Neck-Breaker from Rastlin takes Vecious down. ]
Terry Hogan - If Rastlin keeps using moves like
that Spinning Neck-Breaker he could win the match!
[Vecious is up again. Vecious punches Rastlin in the head.
Rastlin forearm smashes Vecious. Rastlin punches Vecious in the
head. ]
Charlie Watkins - Vecious takes a punch.
[Rastlin short-arm clotheslines Vecious to the mat. Vecious is up
again. Vecious trys for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but is not strong
enough to lift Rastlin.Vecious puts Rastlin in a reverse chin
lock. Kevin Mills asks Rastlin if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ...
Vecious tightens the hold. Vecious breaks the hold. Vecious and
Rastlin go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) (..2)
Vecious kicks Rastlin in the stomach. (...3) Rastlin runs and
tackles Vecious. Rastlin punches him in the head. Vecious moves
back to his feet. (....4) Vecious short-arm clotheslines Rastlin
to the floor. Rastlin is up again. (.....5) They head back into
the ring. Rastlin takes Vecious off his feet with a short-arm
clothesline Vecious stands up. Vecious tackles and begins
punching Rastlin. Rastlin gets back to his feet. Rastlin kicks
Vecious in the stomach. Rastlin applies an arm wrench to Vecious.
Vecious gets back to his feet. Rastlin uses a closed fist on
Vecious. Vecious trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough to
lift Rastlin.Vecious and Rastlin go to the floor Kevin Mills
starts the count (.1) ]
Terry Hogan - Rastlin could use some help about
now.
[Vecious trys for a vertical Suplex but Rastlin avoids it. (..2)
]
Charlie Watkins - The SWL is the only place for
entertainment like this! Are you enjoying this match?
- Yes sir!
[Vecious trys for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but is not strong
enough to lift Rastlin.They fight into the aisle. (...3) ]
Terry Hogan - Vecious is doing quite well at
this point in the match.
[(....4) Vecious shoulder tackles Rastlin. Vecious gets up.
(.....5) Rastlin and Vecious move back to ringside. Rastlin takes
Vecious into the ring. Rastlin tackles Vecious to the mat.
Rastlin is back on his feet. Vecious climbs to his feet. Vecious
takes Rastlin down with a knee. Vecious measures Rastlin up and
drops a closed fist. ]
Terry Hogan - Fist drop!
[Vecious is back on his feet. Rastlin moves back to his feet.
Rastlin drives a forearm into Vecious. Vecious delivers a kick to
the head of Rastlin. Vecious applies an arm wrench to Rastlin.
Now Rastlin standing. Vecious trys for a vertical Suplex but is
not strong enough to lift Rastlin.Vecious drags Rastlin to the
floor. ]
Terry Hogan - Vecious can get a weapn at
ringside.
[Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) Vecious picks up a chair and
throws it at Rastlin. Rastlin goes for a Reverse DDT but Vecious
dodges the attack. (..2) Rastlin picks up a microphone cable and
chokes Vecious with it. Vecious trys for a Side slam but is not
strong enough to lift Rastlin.(...3) Vecious picks up a chair and
throws it at Rastlin. ]
Terry Hogan - My God!! What a match!
[Rastlin executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Vecious. (....4)
Vecious is up again. (.....5) They head back into the ring.
Vecious takes Rastlin off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Vecious applies an arm wrench to Rastlin. Rastlin moves back to
his feet. Rastlin slaps the face of Vecious. Rastlin gets back to
his feet. Rastlin tackles Vecious and pummels his head. Vecious
is back on his feet. Rastlin kicks Vecious in the head. Vecious
stands up. Vecious trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough
to lift Rastlin.Vecious puts Rastlin in a reverse chin lock.
Referee Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... Rastlin is
fighting the hold. ... Rastlin trys to escape. ... Rastlin is
fighting the hold. ... Vecious tightens the hold. Rastlin
escapes. Vecious hits the mat. Rastlin is back on his feet.
Vecious gets up. Rastlin drags Vecious to the floor. Kevin Mills
starts the count (.1) Rastlin low blows Vecious. Rastlin knees
Vecious and rolls back to his feet. Rastlin and Vecious move back
into the ring. Rastlin executes a piledriver on Vecious. Rastlin
head butts Vecious. Rastlin sucks chants start in the crowd.
Rastlin moves back to his feet. Rastlin grabs his face and
executes the Last Confession. There is no getting up after that!
Rastlin goes for a pin. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2
...3
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Rastlin!!!
Terry Hogan -
And the big guy moves on to the second round.
Charlie Watkins
- He will face "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns in the
second round. That should be a good match.
Terry Hogan -
Why are you thinking about the second round already? We have
another matchup right now between The Brock and Tdog.
Charlie Watkins
- Normally, we see all the wrestlers preparing for their match,
getting mentally ready backstage, and they all are willing to
give us an interview. But for some reason, we haven't heard from
Tdog since the Prez signed him to a contract. So I really don't
know what to expect.
Terry Hogan -
We'll just have to find out. Let's go to Anna Dea.
The Brock vs. Tdog
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. This
is the third match of the first round of the World Title
Tournament. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at
325 from New York City, The Brock!!!
["What's My Name Again" by Blink 182 starts to play as
The Brock makes his way down to ringside. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 340
from Miami accompanied by Torrie Wilson, Tdog!!! (crowd cheers
********)
["Cannon in D" by Jahhann Pachelbel plays as Tdog makes
his way down to the ring. The Brock grabs Tdog's arm and strkes
his elbow. Tdog grabs The Brock's arm and strkes his elbow. (the
bell rings) The Brock tackles Tdog. Brock is back on his feet.
The Brock knees Tdog and rolls back to his feet. Tdog is back on
his feet. Tdog short-arm clotheslines The Brock to the mat. Tdog
covers The Brock. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 The
Brock escapes. The Brock moves back to his feet. The Brock takes
Tdog off his feet with a short-arm clothesline The Brock grabs
Tdog and applies an arm wrench. Tdog gets back to his feet. Tdog
lifts The Brock up and drops him on his knee. The Brock moves
back to his feet. ]
Terry Hogan - The SWL is the only place for
entertainment like this!
[Tdog forearm smashes The Brock. Tdog takes The Brock down with a
knee. Tdog knees Brock and rolls back to his feet. Tdog covers
The Brock. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Brock
escapes. The Brock gets back to his feet. Tdog runs and tackles
The Brock. Tdog punches him in the head. Tdog kicks Brock on the
mat. Tdog fist drops Brock on the mat. Tdog gets back to his
feet. Brock is up again. Tdog kicks Brock in the stomach. Tdog
applies an arm wrench to Brock. ]
Charlie Watkins - Arm wrench!
[The Brock climbs to his feet. Tdog vertical suplexes Brock to
the mat. Tdog stands up. Tdog drags Brock to the floor. Kevin
Mills starts the count (.1) (..2) Tdog knees The Brock and rolls
back to his feet. (...3) Brock kicks Tdog in the back of the leg.
(....4) Brock punches Tdog in the head. (.....5) They head back
into the ring. Tdog tackles The Brock to the mat. Tdog is back on
his feet. Brock moves back to his feet. The Brock forearm smashes
Tdog. ]
Charlie Watkins - The Brock executes a Forearm
Smash.
[The Brock runs and tackles Tdog. Brock punches him in the head.
Now Tdog standing. Brock uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Tdog is
down. ]
Terry Hogan - Tdog takes a Side Belly-to-Belly
Suplex.
[Tdog kicks Brock in the back of the leg. Tdog stomps The Brock.
The Brock takes Tdog down with a knee. ]
Terry Hogan - Brock with a knee.
[Tdog is up again. Tdog tackles The Brock. Tdog is back on his
feet. The Brock is back on his feet. The Brock delivers a spine
buster to Tdog. The Brock covers Tdog hooking the leg. Kevin
Mills counts. ...1 ...2 Tdog kicks out. ]
Charlie Watkins - We almost had a winner.
[Tdog gets back to his feet. The Brock applies a boston crab to
Tdog. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... (AHHHH!) ...
Tdog escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - That was almost the end of the
match right there!
[Brock drags Tdog to the floor. Kevin Mills starts the count (.1)
Tdog piledrives The Brock into the floor. (..2) Tdog picks up a
chair and throws it at The Brock. (...3) The Brock kicks Tdog in
the head. (....4) The Brock tackles and begins punching Tdog.
(.....5) The Brock takes Tdog into the ring. Brock kicks Tdog on
the mat. ]
Terry Hogan - Tdog takes a Stomp.
[The Brock fist drops Tdog on the mat. The Brock is back on his
feet. The Brock knees Tdog and rolls back to his feet. Tdog gets
up. Tdog executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Brock. Tdog applies
an arm wrench to Brock. Brock is back on his feet. The Brock
vertical suplexes Tdog to the mat. The Brock stands up. The Brock
stomps Tdog's head. The Brock brings him to the top turnbuckle.
It's the Brock Bottom! Brock covers Tdog. Kevin Mills counts.
...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Charlie Watkins - The Brock has won the match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, The
Brock!!!
Terry Hogan -
Tdog wasn't as impressive as I thought he was going to be.
Charlie Watkins
- But it gives The Brock the win. He will face the winner of the
Micheal Cage/Tank matchup. Anna Dea is ready for the next match.
Let's go down to her.
Micheal Cage vs. Tank
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. This
is the final match of the first round of the World Title
Tournament. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at
264 from Washington D.C., Tank!!!
[A drum beat sounds as Tank makes his way down to ringside. He is
wearing his usual camoflauge pants and a black tank top. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 256
from Seymor, Indiana, Micheal Cage!!! (crowd cheers *******)
["Small Town" by John Mellencamp begins to play as
Micheal Cage makes his way down to the ring. Tank walks around
the ring. Micheal strikes Tank in the elbow. (the bell rings)
Tank tackles Micheal and pummels his head. Micheal is back on his
feet. Tank delivers a short-arm clothesline to Micheal Cage. Tank
knees Micheal and rolls back to his feet. Micheal moves back to
his feet. Tank slaps Micheal in the face. Tank is back on his
feet. Micheal Cage lifts Tank up and drops him on the mat. Cage
chants start. ]
Terry Hogan - Cage executes a Body Slam.
[Micheal puts Tank in a reverse chin lock. Kevin Mills is
checking for a tap out. ... Tank is fighting the hold. ... Tank
is fighting the hold. Micheal Cage breaks the hold. Tank gets up.
Tank drives a forearm into the head of Micheal. Tank uses a
closed fist on Micheal Cage. ]
Charlie Watkins - Tank with a punch.
[Tank delivers a kick to the head of Micheal. Tank fist drops
Cage on the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - Tank with a Fist drop.
[Tank gets up. Micheal Cage stands up. Micheal Cage trys for a
Back Breaker but Tank avoids it. Micheal puts Tank in a reverse
chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... Tank is
fighting the hold. ... Tank trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Micheal
Cage breaks the hold. ]
Terry Hogan - Micheal Cage was so close!!
[Tank lifts Cage into the air. Holds him and drops him to the
mat. Tank climbs to his feet. Micheal Cage kicks Tank in the back
of the leg. Tank kicks Micheal Cage in the stomach. Micheal Cage
moves back to his feet. Tank kicks Micheal in the stomach.
Micheal gets up. Micheal takes Tank down with a knee. Tank moves
back to his feet. Tank piledrives Cage. ]
Charlie Watkins - That Standing Piledriver was
very good.
[Tank applies a boston crab to Micheal. The referee is checking
the situation. ... ... Micheal is fighting the hold. Micheal
escapes. Tank executes a piledriver on Micheal Cage. Tank grabs
Micheal and applies an arm wrench. Tank leg drops the throat of
Micheal Cage. Micheal Cage suplexes Tank. Micheal Cage chokes
Tank. Cage hits the Penalty Shot! Micheal Cage covers Tank. Kevin
Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Charlie Watkins - Cage has won the match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Micheal
Cage!!!
Charlie Watkins
- The crowd goes nuts for this guy.
Terry Hogan -
They'll be shouting for someone else in his next match.
Charlie Watkins
- Who's that?
Terry Hogan -
My man The Brock.
Charlie Watkins -
He doesn't seem a little like someone in a rival federation?
Terry Hogan -
No way!
Charlie Watkins
- Oh well. Wait... I'm getting something from the back. The
President of the SWL wants to come out and speak.
Terry Hogan - I
wonder what Williams could want? I mean, we're in the middle of a
friekin' Title Tournament here. Can't he wait?
Charlie Watkins - Guess not.
["Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol plays as a man steps out of
the entrance way. He is wearing a black suit. He has brown hair
and goutee. He looks very presentable. On his arm is a woman who
looks very good in the red dress she is wearing. They both walk
down to the ring. The President lowers a rope so that the woman
can get into the ring. He follows and grabs a mic from Anna Dea.]
Brian Williams - I figured that I would watch
the first round of the tournament before I made any comments.
It's been running smoothly I see. That's great to know. I just
would like to let Charlie and Terry know that they are doing a
great job so far. Keep it up you two.
Terry Hogan -
Yeah, he better recognize.
Brian Williams
- I suppose you all would like to know who this lovely women is
on my arm?
[crowd cheers]
Brian Williams
- Her name is Steph. She is my girlfriend at the moment. I'm
going to give everything she wants to her. She is my sunshine and
my inspiration for starting the SWL. I saw the stars in her eyes
and decided to do something big for her. This whole federation is
dedicated to her. She put the stars in my eyes.
Terry Hogan -
Brian, would you get on to more important matters. Like, maybe,
the tournament?
Charlie Watkins
- You know, you could get fired for this?
Terry Hogan -
I'm just stating my opinion. That's what they pay me for.
Brian Williams
- I have been trying to assemble the best talent pool that I can
get here in the SWL. It's harder than it looks. But I am
confident in the people that I have right now. They are the
future of the SWL. You will be seeing these faces for a long time
to come. I will make sure of it. And, as my job as president, I
am going to keep trying to get new talent. This is a place where
the stars will shine night in and night out. I guarantee it!
[crowd cheers as Brian Williams
and Steph leave the ring and head back up the ramp and leave the
ringside arena]
Terry Hogan -
(with his face leaning on his hand) I'm glad he came down here to
tell us that valuable information. Maybe now, we can get started
again with the second round.
Charlie Watkins
- I think it's that time too. Well, here we go down to Anna Dea
to give us the next match.
"The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns vs. Rastlin
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. It is
the first semi-final match of the evening. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 285 from Tibet, Rastlin!!! (crowd
boos **)
["Finlandia" starts to play as Rastlin makes his way
down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 265
from Chicago accompanied by Niecey, "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns!!! (crowd cheers *****)
["AEnima" by Tool plays as "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns makes his way out to the ring. Rastlin grabs Burns's
arm and strkes his elbow. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
grabs Rastlin's arm and strkes his elbow. (the bell rings)
Rastlin slaps the face of R.B.. Rastlin kicks Burns in the
stomach. Burns gets up. Burns kicks Rastlin in the stomach. The
Eliminator goes for a pin. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count.
...1 ...2 Rastlin kicks out. ]
Terry Hogan - You just can't win this early in a
match. Especially with an opponent like Rastlin.
[Rastlin gets back to his feet. Rastlin delivers a short-arm
clothesline to Burns. Rastlin stomps R.B.. Rastlin grabs R.B. and
applies an arm wrench. R.B. moves back to his feet. The
Eliminator executes a neck-breaker on Rastlin. R.B. chants start.
]
Terry Hogan - Good Spinning Neck-Breaker by
Burns.
["The Eliminator" R.B. Burns puts Rastlin in a reverse
chin lock. Referee Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ...
Rastlin trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Rastlin trys to
escape. Rastlin escapes. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
grabs Rastlin and applies an arm wrench. Rastlin is back on his
feet. Rastlin tackles The Eliminator to the mat. Rastlin climbs
to his feet. Burns gets up. The Eliminator delivers a short-arm
clothesline to Rastlin. Burns stomps Rastlin's head. "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns covers Rastlin. Kevin Mills counts.
...1 ...2 Rastlin kicks out. ]
Charlie Watkins - "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns should have known better than to try for a pin at this
point in the match.
[Rastlin moves back to his feet. Rastlin tackles Burns and
pummels his head. Burns moves back to his feet. R.B. delivers a
kick to the head of Rastlin. The Eliminator knees Rastlin and
rolls back to his feet. Burns stomps Rastlin's head. "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns knees Rastlin and rolls back to his
feet. Rastlin moves back to his feet. R.B. takes Rastlin down
with a knee. Rastlin stands up. Rastlin side slams R.B.. Rastlin
knees "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns and rolls back to his
feet. Rastlin kicks "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns on the
mat. Now The Eliminator standing. The Eliminator tackles Rastlin
and pummels his head. Rastlin stands up. Rastlin punches R.B. in
the head. The Eliminator uses a closed fist on Rastlin. ]
Terry Hogan - punch!
[Rastlin kicks "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns in the head.
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns stands up. Rastlin trys for
a Back Breaker but R.B. avoids it. Rastlin goes for a figure
four. Referee Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... Burns is
fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Burns trys to escape. ...
Burns trys to escape. Burns escapes. Rastlin drives a forearm
into the head of R.B.. Rastlin low blows "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns. Rastlin covers R.B.. Referee Kevin
Mills makes the count. ...1 ...2 R.B. kicks out. ]
Terry Hogan - Not even close!
[R.B. gets up. Rastlin kicks Burns in the back of the leg. Burns
moves back to his feet. Burns drives a forearm into the head of
Rastlin. Rastlin runs and tackles "The Eliminator" R.B.
Burns. Rastlin punches him in the head. Rastlin rolls onto Burns
connecting with a knee. Rastlin applies an arm wrench to Burns. ]
Charlie Watkins - Arm wrench!
[Rastlin covers The Eliminator. Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2 The
Eliminator kicks out. ]
Terry Hogan - Rastlin should have known better
than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[R.B. stands up. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Rastlin takes
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns down. Rastlin grabs The
Eliminator and applies an arm wrench. The Eliminator gets back to
his feet. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns tackles Rastlin
to the mat. The Eliminator is up again. Rastlin delivers a kick
to the head of R.B.. Rastlin rolls onto R.B. connecting with a
knee. Rastlin takes The Eliminator off his feet with a short-arm
clothesline Burns gut-wrenchs Rastlin. ]
Charlie Watkins - Is this a great match or not?
Terry Hogan - Yes sir!
[The Eliminator takes Rastlin down with a knee. Now Rastlin
standing. R.B. drives a forearm into the head of Rastlin. Rastlin
uses a closed fist on "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns.
Rastlin shoulder tackles Burns. Rastlin stomps R.B.. R.B. stands
up. The Eliminator punches Rastlin in the head. ]
Charlie Watkins - R.B. executes a punch.
[R.B. delivers a kick to the head of Rastlin. R.B. applies an arm
wrench to Rastlin. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns goes for
a pin. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 Rastlin escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - Not even close!
[Rastlin gets up. Rastlin lifts Burns into the air. Holds him and
drops him to the mat. Rastlin moves back to his feet. Rastlin
applies an arm wrench to The Eliminator. The Eliminator gets up.
Burns kicks Rastlin in the back of the leg. The Eliminator stomps
Rastlin's head. Rastlin is back on his feet. The Eliminator
shoulder tackles Rastlin. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
climbs to his feet. The Eliminator covers Rastlin hooking the
leg. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Rastlin escapes. ]
Charlie Watkins - Not even close!
[Rastlin climbs to his feet. R.B. tackles Rastlin and pummels his
head. R.B. piledrives Rastlin into the mat. The Eliminator chants
start. Burns knees Rastlin and rolls back to his feet. The
Eliminator takes a slap to the face from Rastlin. Rastlin moves
back to his feet. Rastlin drives a forearm into the head of
Burns. Rastlin low blows The Eliminator. The Eliminator is up
again. Rastlin connects with a low blow. "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns goes down. Rastlin stomps R.B..
Rastlin rolls onto R.B. connecting with a knee. Rastlin grabs The
Eliminator and applies an arm wrench. Rastlin kicks The
Eliminator in the back of the leg. Rastlin rolls onto R.B.
connecting with a knee. Rastlin kicks R.B. on the mat. ]
Terry Hogan - "The Eliminator" R.B.
Burns takes a Stomp.
[Rastlin reverse DDT's "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns's
head into the mat. Rastlin sucks chants start in the crowd. Burns
is up again. Rastlin goes for a figure four. Kevin Mills is
checking for a tap out. ... Rastlin tightens the hold. ... ...
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns escapes. Rastlin and The
Eliminator go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the count (.1)
Rastlin piledrives R.B.. Rastlin sucks chants start in the crowd.
Rastlin chokes "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns. "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns and Rastlin move back into the ring.
They lockup. R.B. sends Rastlin to the corner of the ring. Burns
chants start. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns side slams
Rastlin. Burns is up again. R.B. goes for a DDT but adds a
Russian Leg Sweep. It's the Tribulation! Burns covers Rastlin
hooking the leg. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Terry Hogan - R.B. has won the match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns!!!
Charlie Watkins
- And The Eliminator moves on to the championship!
Terry Hogan -
Tough loss for Rastlin. He'll get his shot at some other time.
Charlie Watkins
- In the SWL, you just have to go with the flow. Wherever you go,
there you are.
Terry Watkins -
That was deep.
Charlie Watkins
- I try. Even a wrestling program needs to fill young people
minds with something to think about.
Terry Hogan - I
don't think they will need to really think about our next match.
It's my man The Brock versus Micheal Cage. I wonder who the fans
like best?
Charlie Watkins
- We'll find out right now.
The Brock vs. Micheal
Cage
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. It is
the last semi-final match of the evening. On his way to the ring
at this time, weighing in at 325 from New York City, The Brock!!!
["What's My Name Again" by Blink 182 starts to play as
The Brock makes his way down to ringside. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 256
from Seymor, Indiana, Micheal Cage!!! (crowd cheers ********)
["Small Town" by John Mellencamp begins to play as
Micheal Cage makes his way down to the ring. Brock grabs Cage's
arm and strkes his elbow. Micheal Cage grabs Brock's arm and
strkes his elbow. (ding, ding, ding) The Brock uses a closed fist
on Cage. ]
Terry Hogan - The fans are stupid. Why did they
not cheer for The Brock?
Charlie Watkins
- It's still early in his career. Some fans don't know what to
think about him yet.
Terry Hogan - I
think he's great.
Charlie Watkins
- Apparently, the fans don't share your enthusiasm.
Terry Hogan -
As I said, they are stupid. Why would anyone not chear for The
Brock?
[Brock shoulder tackles Micheal Cage. Brock measures Micheal Cage
up and drops a closed fist. Micheal Cage gets up. Micheal Cage
executes a back breaker on Brock. Micheal Cage chants start.
Micheal Cage chokes The Brock with his boot. Micheal Cage kicks
Brock on the mat. Cage stomps The Brock. Cage covers Brock. Kevin
Mills counts. ...1 Brock kicks out. ]
Charlie Watkins - You just can't win this early
in a match. Especially with an opponent like Brock.
Terry Hogan -
See, you admit it.
Charlie Watkins
- Admit what?
Terry Hogan -
The Brock has some skills.
Charlie Watkins
- He better, he got to the semi-finals, didn't he?
Terry Hogan -
He'll go all the way. Then, he'll show the fans what he's made
of.
[Brock stands up. Micheal tackles The Brock. Micheal stands up.
Micheal kicks Brock on the mat. Micheal goes for a pin. Referee
Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 ...2 The Brock escapes. Cage
goes for a Body Slam but Brock dodges the attack. Cage puts Brock
in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!) ... Brock escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - Micheal almost won the match!
Charlie Watkins - I wish every match could be
like this!
[Brock uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Micheal Cage is down. Brock
and Micheal Cage go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the count
(.1) (..2) Brock rolls onto Micheal Cage connecting with a knee.
(...3) Brock drives a forearm into the head of Micheal. (....4)
Cage takes Brock off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
(.....5) Cage and Brock move back into the ring. Cage forearm
smashes The Brock. Micheal Cage kicks Brock in the back of the
leg. Cage kicks Brock on the mat. The Brock gets up. Brock
executes a reverse DDT on Micheal. Micheal stands up. The Brock
applies a boston crab to Micheal. Kevin Mills is checking for a
tap out. ... ... Micheal trys to escape. Micheal escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[The Brock vertical suplexes Micheal to the mat. Brock goes for a
pin. Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2 Cage kicks out. ]
Charlie Watkins - We almost had a winner.
[Cage is up again. The Brock goes for a figure four. Kevin Mills
asks Micheal if he quits. ... Micheal trys to escape. ... Micheal
is fighting the hold. ... The Brock tightens the hold. ... The
Brock breaks the hold. ]
Terry Hogan - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[The Brock drags Micheal to the floor. Kevin Mills starts the
count (.1) ]
Charlie Watkins - Stars Wrestling Limited is the
number on wrestling program on television.
[Brock lifts Micheal Cage up and drops him on the floor. The
Brock short-arm clotheslines Micheal Cage to the floor. They head
back into the ring. Micheal Cage punches Brock repeatedly. Cage
lifts Brock and delivers a back breaker. Cage hits the Penalty
Shot! Cage covers The Brock hooking the leg. The ref starts the
count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Charlie Watkins- Cage has won the match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Micheal
Cage!!!
Terry Hogan - I am in shock!
Charlie Watkins
- Your boy must have committed a penalty.
Terry Hogan -
Why? Because Cage hit his penalty shot? Oh, you are original.
Charlie Watkins
- Thanks. But, we still have the final match here tonight.
Terry Hogan - I
can't believe he lost.
Charlie Watkins
- Get over it! As you said, we have a tournament to finish.
Terry Hogan -
Whatever. Let's just go down to Anna Dea.
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns vs. Micheal Cage
(SWL World Title Match)
Anna Dea - This match is the final match of the
Tournament for the SWL World title. On his way to the ring at
this time, weighing in at 256 from Seymor, Indiana, Micheal
Cage!!! (crowd cheers *******)
["Small Town" by John Mellencamp begins to play as
Micheal Cage makes his way down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 265
from Chicago accompanied by Niecey, "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns!!! (crowd cheers ******)
["AEnima" by Tool plays as "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns makes his way out to the ring.]
[Micheal Cage grabs R.B.'s arm
and strkes his elbow. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
strikes Micheal in the elbow. (the bell rings) Micheal Cage
tackles Burns and pummels his head. The Eliminator takes a slap
to the face from Cage. Cage gets back to his feet. Micheal Cage
connects with a flying knee. Burns goes down. Burns gets back to
his feet. Micheal drives a forearm into the head of R.B.. ]
Terry Hogan - Burns takes a Forearm Smash.
[Micheal Cage punches The Eliminator in the head. Burns executes
a gut-wrench powerbomb on Cage. ]
Charlie Watkins - Good Gut-Wrench Power Bomb by
The Eliminator.
["The Eliminator" R.B. Burns and Cage go to the floor
Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) (..2) Burns applies an arm
wrench to Cage. ]
Terry Hogan - The Eliminator executes a Arm
wrench.
Charlie Watkins
- Both these men must be tired. This is their third match of the
night.
[Micheal moves back to his feet. (...3) Micheal delivers a
short-arm clothesline to R.B.. R.B. stands up. (....4) Burns uses
a closed fist on Micheal Cage. (.....5) Micheal Cage takes The
Eliminator into the ring. Micheal Cage kicks The Eliminator in
the head. Micheal stomps The Eliminator's head. ]
Terry Hogan - Stomp!
[R.B. moves back to his feet. R.B. connects with a flying knee.
Cage goes down. Cage is back on his feet. R.B. piledrives Cage
into the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - That Standing Piledriver was
very good.
[Micheal Cage moves back to his feet. ]
Charlie Watkins - Is this a great match or not?
Terry Hogan - Yeah, you know it. It's for the
World Title.
Charlie Watkins
- Neither of these men are going to give it up that easily.
Terry Hogan -
It's the big crown.
Charlie Watkins
- Whoever takes this title is going to have a very interesting
reign.
Terry Hogan -
What do you mean?
Charlie Watkins
- Well, there is a lot more talent coming in. There will be a lot
more competition. I wonder if our new champ will be ready? And
who's to say that the rest of these men in this tournament will
just give up?
Terry Hogan -
Some good questions. We'll have to wait for the following weeks
to come to find out.
[Burns trys for a Reverse DDT but Micheal Cage avoids it.
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns and Micheal go to the floor
Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) Micheal lifts The Eliminator up
and drops him on his knee. Cage chants start. (..2) Cage lifts
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns up and drops him on the
floor. Micheal Cage chants start. Now The Eliminator standing.
Micheal takes Burns into the ring. R.B. grabs his hand and flips
him to the mat. Burns knees Cage and rolls back to his feet. Cage
is up again. The Eliminator delivers a spine buster to Micheal
Cage. Micheal Cage stands up. R.B. lifts Micheal up and drops him
on his knee. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns kicks Micheal
Cage on the mat. R.B. goes for a DDT but adds a Russian Leg
Sweep. It's the Tribulation! The Eliminator covers Cage. Kevin
Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Charlie Watkins - The Eliminator has won the
match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, and new SWL
World champion, "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns!!!
Terry Hogan - He's our new
champion?
Charlie Watkins
- It was either going to be him or Cage.
Terry Hogan - I
still am rooting for The Brock. He won't let Burns hold the crown
for too long.
Charlie Watkins
- Well folks, it's been a great night. We saw the crowning of a
new champion and the very first event in Stars Wrestling Limited
is history.
Terry Hogan -
We FINALLY finished this tourny. Now I can rest.
Charlie Watkins
- We will be back here next week to bring you the fallout from
"Cruel Beginnings".
Terry Hogan -
With The Eliminator as champ, there sure is going to be a lot of
fallout.
Charlie Watkins - And, there will be the debuts of some new talent here in the SWL. It is a show that you wouldn't want to miss. So, for Terry Hogan, I'm Charlie Watkins, saying Always Reach For The Stars!