Wednesday
Night IMPACT
("I Just
Wanna Rock And Roll....." by Kiss plays as the screen fills
with a herd of rams running towards the camera. One ram runs
right into the camera and at that moment, the screen goes black
with the red word, "Impact".)
Charlie Watkins - Welocme fans to the very first "Impact."
Terry Hogan - The first of many, I hope.
Charlie Watkins - We have a bunch of new talent debuting here tonight.
Terry Hogan - Zero starts it off against Tdog...
Charlie Watkins - You know, Tdog really hasn't impressed me in the least since debuting here in the SWL. Let's go down to the ring to see if he has improved at all.
Zero vs. Tdog
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to
the ring at this time, weighing in at 340 from Miami accompanied
by Torrie Wilson, Tdog!!! (crowd cheers *)
["Cannon in D" by Jahhann Pachelbel plays as Tdog makes
his way down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 237 from
Shorthills, NJ, Zero!!! (crowd boos ******)
["Come As You Are" by Nirvana plays as Zero makes his
way to the ring.]
[Tdog grabs
Zero's arm and strkes his elbow. Zero grabs Tdog's arm and strkes
his elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Tdog drives a forearm into Zero.
Zero kicks Tdog in the head. Tdog gets up. Tdog tackles and
begins punching Zero. Now Zero standing. Zero tackles Tdog. Zero
is back on his feet. Zero stomps Tdog. Tdog lifts Zero up and
drops him on the mat. Tdog covers Zero. The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 Zero kicks out. Tdog uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Zero
is down. Tdog and Zero go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the
count (.1) Tdog picks up a blade and cuts Zero. Zero is bleeding.
]
Charlie Watkins - The floor is covered with blood from
that injury.
[(..2) Tdog knees Zero and rolls back to his feet. Zero moves
back to his feet. (...3) Zero tackles and begins punching Tdog.
(....4) Zero grabs Tdog and applies an arm wrench. ]
Charlie Watkins - Tdog takes a Arm wrench.
[(.....5) Tdog and Zero move back into the ring. Tdog takes Zero
down with a knee. Zero short-arm clotheslines Tdog to the mat.
Zero fist drops Tdog on the mat. Tdog takes a slap to the face
from Zero. Zero gets back to his feet. Zero trys for a Back
Breaker but Tdog avoids it. Zero delivers a spine buster to Tdog.
Zero sucks chants start in the crowd. Tdog moves back to his
feet. Tdog grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Tdog and Zero
go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) Now Zero
standing. (..2) Zero kicks Tdog in the back of the leg. Tdog
moves back to his feet. (...3) Tdog short-arm clotheslines Zero
to the floor. ]
Terry Hogan - Tdog with a Short-arm clothesline.
[Zero climbs to his feet. (....4) Zero connects with a flying
knee. Tdog goes down. ]
Charlie Watkins - knee!
[(.....5) Zero takes Tdog into the ring. Zero knees Tdog and
rolls back to his feet. Tdog is up again. Tdog goes for a
Standing Piledriver but Zero dodges the attack. Tdog kicks Zero
in the back of the leg. Zero drives a forearm into the head of
Tdog. ]
Charlie Watkins - Forearm Smash!
[Zero punches Tdog in the head. Zero kicks Tdog in the stomach.
Zero fist drops Tdog on the mat. Zero gets up. Zero covers Tdog.
Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Tdog kicks out. Tdog gets
up. Zero slaps Tdog in the face. Zero gets back to his feet. Zero
piledrives Tdog into the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - Good Standing Piledriver by Zero.
[Tdog tackles Zero. Zero climbs to his feet. Zero tackles Tdog
and pummels his head. Tdog is back on his feet. Tdog connects
with a flying knee. Zero goes down. Tdog fist drops Zero on the
mat. Tdog moves back to his feet. Zero is back on his feet. Zero
uses a closed fist on Tdog. ]
Terry Hogan - Tdog takes a punch.
[Zero tackles Tdog to the mat. Zero gets up. Zero grabs Tdog and
applies an arm wrench. Tdog is up again. Tdog lifts Zero into the
air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Tdog climbs to his feet.
Tdog grabs Zero and applies an arm wrench. Tdog kicks Zero on the
mat. Tdog goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Zero
escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - You just can't win this early in a match.
Especially with an opponent like Zero.
[Now Zero standing. Zero delivers a short-arm clothesline to
Tdog. Zero knees Tdog and rolls back to his feet. Tdog climbs to
his feet. Tdog kicks Zero in the stomach. Zero is back on his
feet. Zero kicks Tdog in the head. Tdog is back on his feet. Tdog
side slams Zero. Tdog moves back to his feet. Tdog puts Zero in a
reverse chin lock. Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... ...
... Zero escapes. Tdog drags Zero to the floor. Kevin Mills
starts the count (.1) Tdog picks up a chair and throws it at
Zero. ]
Terry Hogan - This is how wrestling should be!
[(..2) Zero connects with a flying knee. Tdog goes down. Tdog
forearm smashes Zero. Tdog executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on
Zero. Zero takes Tdog into the ring. Zero sets Tdog up DDTs him
into the mat. Zero piledrives Tdog into the mat. Tdog gets up.
Zero hits a Russian Leg Sweep. He grabs Tdog and hits Zero
Gravity! Zero goes for a pin. Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2 ...3
]
Charlie Watkins - We've got ourselves a winner!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Zero!!!
Terry
Hogan - And the newcomer, Zero, makes an impressive
debut.
Charlie Watkins - If only he'd stay a while.
Terry Hogan - What do you mean?
Charlie Watkins - I've heard through the grapevine that he has gotten a better offer somewhere else.
Terry Hogan - Already?
Charlie Watkins - Yeah, I don't know if the rumor is true or not.
Terry Hogan - It's only a rumor now.
Charlie
Watkins - Who knows what will happen? But up now we have
the debut of the Deanostars. Let's go down to Anna Dea.
Deanostars
vs. The Squad
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On
there way to the ring at this time, Deanostars!!!
["The Hamster Dance" plays as Deano and Sky Flyer make
their way to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and their opponents, the team of The Squad.
[A drum beat plays as Tank and Star make their way to the ring.
Deano checks out the ring.]
[Star grabs
Deano's arm and strkes his elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Deano
punches Star repeatedly. Deano delivers a low blow to Star. Star
is back on his feet. Star trys for a Side slam but is not strong
enough to lift Deano.Star puts Deano in a reverse chin lock.
Referee Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... ... Deano is
fighting the hold. ... Deano trys to escape. ... Deano escapes.
Star tags Tank. Deano grabs Tank and applies an arm wrench. Tank
tags in Star. Star lifts Deano into the air and delivers a spine
buster. Tank clotheslines Deano. ]
Charlie Watkins - This is just awefull! Deano is being
double teamed!
[Tank is up again. Tank slaps Deano in the face. Now Tank
standing. Deano tags Sky Flyer. Star falls head first into Sky
Flyer. Star gets back to his feet. Star goes for a figure four.
Kevin Mills asks Sky Flyer if he quits. ... Sky Flyer is fighting
the hold. ... ... Sky Flyer trys to escape. ... Star breaks the
hold. ]
Terry Hogan - That was almost the end of the match right
there!
[Star sends Sky Flyer to ringside. Kevin Mills starts the count
(.1) (..2) Star kicks Sky Flyer on the floor. Sky Flyer climbs to
his feet. (...3) Sky Flyer punches Star in the head. ]
Charlie Watkins - Star takes a punch.
[(....4) Star takes a slap to the face from Sky Flyer. Star
executes a neck-breaker on Sky Flyer. (.....5) ]
Charlie Watkins - They'll be counted out if they don't
return to the ring.
[(......6) They fight into the aisle. Star and Sky Flyer move
back to ringside. Star and Sky Flyer move back into the ring.
Star measures Sky Flyer up and drops a closed fist. Sky Flyer
gets back to his feet. Sky Flyer drives a forearm into the head
of Star. Sky Flyer tags Deano. Deano vertical suplexes Star to
the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - Star is being double teamed!
[Star punches Deano in the head. Deano drives a forearm into the
head of Star. Star makes the tag to Tank. Star connects with a
flying knee. Deano goes down. Tank punches Deano in the head.
Tank short-arm clotheslines Deano to the mat. Deano is up again.
Deano executes a neck-breaker on Tank. Deano drags Tank to the
floor. Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) ]
Terry Hogan - The floor is covered with blood from that
injury.
[Tank is back on his feet. (..2) Tank kicks Deano in the stomach.
(...3) Tank knees Deano and rolls back to his feet. (....4) Tank
grabs Deano and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) They head back
into the ring. Tank measures Deano up and drops a closed fist.
Deano makes the tag to Sky Flyer. Tank kicks Sky Flyer in the
head. Sky Flyer is back on his feet. Sky Flyer kicks Tank in the
head. Tank tags in Star. Star lifts Sky Flyer into a vertical
suplex. Star forearm smashes Sky Flyer. They lockup. Tank sends
Sky Flyer to the corner of the ring. Sky Flyer applies an arm
wrench to Tank. Sky Flyer stomps Tank. Sky Flyer fist drops Tank
on the mat. Sky Flyer is up again. Tank climbs to his feet. Tank
tagged in by Star. Tank forearm smashes Sky Flyer. Tank lifts Sky
Flyer up and drops him on his knee. ]
Terry Hogan - This is just awefull! Sky Flyer is being
double teamed!
[Tank trys for a vertical Suplex but is not strong enough to lift
Sky Flyer.]
Charlie Watkins - Sky Flyer could use some help about now.
[Sky Flyer grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Sky Flyer
sucks chants start in the crowd. Sky Flyer puts Tank in a reverse
chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... ...
(AHHHH!) ... ... Sky Flyer breaks the hold. Tank is back on his
feet. Tank tackles Sky Flyer and pummels his head. Tank kicks Sky
Flyer on the mat. ]
Terry Hogan - Tank executes a Stomp.
[Tank applies an arm wrench to Sky Flyer. ]
Charlie Watkins - Arm wrench!
[Tank fist drops Sky Flyer on the mat. Tank stands up. Tank tags
Star. Star tackles Sky Flyer to the mat. Swinging Neck-Breaker
from Tank takes Sky Flyer down. ]
Terry Hogan - Come on ref! Do something!! Sky Flyer is
being double teamed!
[Sky Flyer uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Tank is down. Sky Flyer
chokes Tank with his boot. Sky Flyer sucks chants start in the
crowd. Sky Flyer leg drops Tank. Sky Flyer falls head first into
Tank. Sky Flyer sucks chants start in the crowd. Sky Flyer gets
back to his feet. The Deanostars go up to the top rope. Oh! It's
a twisting chokeslam off the top rope. Sky Flyer covers Tank.
Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Anna Dea - The winners of this match, Deanostars!!!
Terry Hogan - And the Deanostars come away with the win.
Charlie
Watkins - They have a long way to go if they want to get
those tag straps though. But up next, we have The Regulator
taking on Johnny Wonderful.
The Regulator vs. Johnny Wonderful
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to
the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 from Parts Unknown, The
Regulator!!! (crowd cheers ********)
["Regulate" by Warren G plays as The Regulator makes
his way down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 239 from
Philadelphia, Johnny Wonderful!!!
[Johnny Wonderful makes his way to the ring. Regulator strikes
Johnny Wonderful in the elbow. Johnny Wonderful checks his boots.
(ding, ding, ding) The Regulator short-arm clotheslines Johnny
Wonderful to the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - The Regulator with a Short-arm
clothesline.
[The Regulator stomps Johnny Wonderful. Now Johnny Wonderful
standing. Johnny Wonderful lifts The Regulator into the air.
Holds him and drops him to the mat. Now Johnny Wonderful
standing. ]
Terry Hogan - The Regulator could use some help about now.
[The Regulator climbs to his feet. The Regulator delivers a
short-arm clothesline to Johnny Wonderful. Johnny Wonderful gets
back to his feet. Johnny Wonderful delivers a short-arm
clothesline to The Regulator. Regulator short-arm clotheslines
Johnny Wonderful to the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - The Regulator executes a Short-arm
clothesline.
[Johnny Wonderful stands up. Regulator takes Johnny Wonderful off
his feet with a short-arm clothesline The Regulator applies an
arm wrench to Johnny Wonderful. The Regulator rolls onto Johnny
Wonderful connecting with a knee. Johnny Wonderful stands up.
Johnny Wonderful picks Regulator up and side slams him to the
mat. Johnny Wonderful gets back to his feet. Johnny Wonderful
applies a boston crab to Regulator. Referee Kevin Mills is
checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Regulator trys to
escape. Regulator escapes. ]
Charlie Watkins - Johnny Wonderful was so close!!
[Johnny Wonderful runs in and leg drops The Regulator. The
Regulator is up again. Regulator delivers a short-arm clothesline
to Johnny Wonderful. Johnny Wonderful is back on his feet. Johnny
Wonderful punches The Regulator in the head. Johnny Wonderful
delivers a kick to the head of The Regulator. The Regulator
climbs to his feet. Regulator executes a back breaker on Johnny
Wonderful. Johnny Wonderful moves back to his feet. Regulator
delivers a short-arm clothesline to Johnny Wonderful. The
Regulator goes for the Suplex. Oh, he DDT's him. It's his
Judgement Day! The Regulator covers Johnny Wonderful hooking the
leg. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Charlie Watkins - We've got ourselves a winner!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, The Regulator!!!
Terry Hogan - Well, I guess you could say that he "Regulated".
Charlie Watkins - Very impressive victory for him tonight. Look for him to make an impact for a time to come.
Terry Hogan - Well, now that we are through with a whole bunch of introductions, let's get to the real meat of this broadcast.
Charlie Watkins - The three way dance for the title shot on ShockWave!
Terry Hogan - This match has all sorts of ramifications.
Charlie Watkins - Don't forget that Rastlin beat Cage on Sunday.
Terry Hogan - Also, don't forget that Cage was the runner up in the Heavyweight Title Tourny. But both of them don't hold a candle to my man, The Brock!
Charlie Watkins - Why don't you give it up already? The Brock will never be as good as you make him out to be.
Terry Hogan - Time will tell.
Rastlin vs. Micheal
Cage vs. The Brock
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match.
Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 285 from Tibet,
Rastlin!!! (crowd boos ****)
["Finlandia" starts to play as Rastlin makes his way
down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - The second in this three way match,
weighing in at 256 from Seymor, Indiana, Micheal Cage!!! (crowd
cheers *****)
["Small Town" by John Mellencamp begins to play as
Micheal Cage makes his way down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - And third, weighing in at 325 from
New York City, The Brock!!!
["What's My Name Again" by Blink 182 starts to play as
The Brock makes his way down to ringside.]
[Rastlin grabs
Micheal Cage's arm and strkes his elbow. Micheal Cage strikes The
Brock in the elbow. Brock grabs Rastlin's arm and strkes his
elbow. (the bell rings) Rastlin tackles Brock. Rastlin moves back
to his feet. Brock gets up. Brock tackles Rastlin and pummels his
head. Rastlin gets up. Rastlin tackles The Brock and pummels his
head. The Brock punches Rastlin in the head. Brock takes Rastlin
off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Rastlin is up again.
Brock delivers a kick to the head of Rastlin. The Brock stomps
Rastlin's head. Brock shoulder tackles Rastlin. Brock is up
again. Rastlin stands up. The Brock kicks Rastlin in the back of
the leg. The Brock rolls onto Rastlin connecting with a knee.
Rastlin body slams The Brock. Rastlin sucks chants start in the
crowd. Cage lifts Rastlin up and drops him on the mat. Micheal
Cage drags Rastlin to the floor. Kevin Mills starts the count
(.1) (..2) Micheal kicks Rastlin on the floor. Rastlin is back on
his feet. (...3) Rastlin delivers a kick to the head of Micheal.
(....4) Rastlin knees Cage and rolls back to his feet. The Brock
is back on his feet. (.....5) The Brock and Micheal move back
into the ring. Brock forearm smashes Cage. ]
Terry Hogan - Brock executes a Forearm Smash.
[Brock takes Cage down with a knee. Cage is back on his feet.
Cage drives a forearm into The Brock. Micheal slaps the face of
The Brock. Cage stands up. Cage delivers a kick to the head of
The Brock. Micheal kicks The Brock on the mat. The Brock is back
on his feet. Brock reverse DDT's Micheal's head into the mat. ]
Terry Hogan - If Brock keeps using moves like
that Reverse DDT he could win the match!
[Rastlin uses a belly-to-belly suplex. The Brock is down. Micheal
Cage uses a closed fist on Rastlin. Micheal Cage tackles Rastlin
to the mat. Cage is up again. Cage stomps Rastlin's head. Rastlin
gets back to his feet. Micheal connects with a flying knee.
Rastlin goes down. ]
Charlie Watkins - Cage with a knee.
[Micheal Cage stomps Rastlin. Micheal kicks Rastlin on the mat.
Micheal Cage kicks Rastlin on the mat. ]
Terry Hogan - Rastlin takes a Stomp.
[Rastlin climbs to his feet. Micheal Cage short-arm clotheslines
Rastlin to the mat. Rastlin is back on his feet. Rastlin lifts
Cage up and drops him on his knee. ]
Charlie Watkins - This is quality sports
entertainment!
[Rastlin stomps Micheal Cage. ]
Terry Hogan - Rastlin executes a Stomp.
[Micheal Cage climbs to his feet. Cage kicks Rastlin in the
stomach. Rastlin is up again. Rastlin uses a closed fist on
Micheal. Rastlin kicks Cage in the back of the leg. Rastlin
applies an arm wrench to Micheal Cage. Micheal Cage gets back to
his feet. Cage lifts Rastlin and delivers a back breaker. ]
Charlie Watkins - The SWL is the only place for
entertainment like this!
[Cage stomps Rastlin. Rastlin delivers a low blow to Cage. Cage
is back on his feet. Rastlin forearm smashes Cage. Rastlin slaps
Micheal Cage in the face. Rastlin takes Micheal off his feet with
a short-arm clothesline Rastlin rolls onto Cage connecting with a
knee. Rastlin goes for a pin. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1
Micheal escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - He should have just stayed on the
attack.
[The Brock moves back to his feet. The Brock tackles Micheal.
Micheal is back on his feet. Micheal runs and tackles Brock.
Micheal Cage punches him in the head. Micheal stomps The Brock's
head. The Brock gets back to his feet. Brock connects with a
flying knee. Micheal Cage goes down. Brock grabs Cage and applies
an arm wrench. Cage is back on his feet. Cage body slams Brock.
Cage chokes Brock with his boot. Now Brock standing. Cage lifts
Brock up and drops him on his knee. Micheal Cage kicks The Brock
on the mat. Cage chants start. Micheal body slams Rastlin. Cage
chokes Rastlin with his boot. Cage hits the Penalty Shot! Micheal
Cage covers Rastlin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Terry Hogan - Cage has won the match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Micheal
Cage!!!
Charlie Watkins - And Cage takes revenge on Rastlin. How sweet it is....
Terry Hogan - Yeah, right, like Cage would have won it if.......
Charlie Watkins - Still sore about The Brock? Why don't you give up rooting for him?
Terry Hogan - He'll prove me right someday. I just have to give him time.
Charlie Watkins - Well, we're out of here. See you on Sunday when our Quasar Title tournament starts. We also have the big match of Cage vrs. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns. The rematch!
Terry Hogan - The President will be in the house. You can count on that!
Charlie
Watkins - For Terry Hogan, as always, I am Charlie
Watkins, saying keep reaching for those stars.