SUNDAY
NIGHT SHOCKWAVE
(A light flashes
on the screen. A picture of "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
is shown and fades out. Another Flash. A picture of Micheal Cage
is shown and fades out. Another Flash. A picture of the
Heavyweight Title is shown and fades out. "I Wanna Rock and
Roll...." by Kiss plays as the camera shows different parts
of the arena. Eventually the camera focuses on Charlie Watkins
and Terry Hogan.)
Charlie Watkins - Welcome fans to Sunday Night Shockwave!
Terry Hogan - Another Sunday, another ShockWave.
Charlie Watkins - Oh, but Terry, look at the lineup here tonight.
Terry Hogan - I'm looking but I don't see much. I can't believe The Brock isn't wrestling tonight. Why would they leave him off a card. He is what the fans come to see.
Charlie Watkins - Maybe the fans came to see the start of the Quasar Title Tourny that we have tonight. Bret "The Regulator" Deal is taking on Rastlin while on the other side of the bracket we have Dan "The Dan" Dan against Eric Nomad, a newcomer to the SWL.
Terry Hogan - He's facing Dan "The Dan". I don't think he has to worry about losing to that guy. But I still don't think the fans came out to see them. Maybe they thought that The Brock would give an interview?
Charlie Watkins - Maybe, the fans came out to see the three way tag match between the Deanostars, The Squad, and Vecious & Delicious?
Terry Hogan - No, there is only reason that I can think of that the fans would come if it's not the Brock.
Charlie Watkins - What is that? I can't wait to hear your response.
Terry Hogan - Me...
Charlie Watkins - Figures. But we need to get started here. Our first match pits two up and coming superstars in the same ring as Lucifer takes on.....
Terry Hogan - Up and coming Superstars?
Charlie Watkins - That's what I said. These two are the foundation for the future of this company.
Terry
Hogan - Future, yeah right.
Grinnin vs.
Lucifer
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to
the ring at this time, weighing in at 283 from Toronto, Canada,
Grinnin!!!
["Sad But True" by Metallica blares over the
loudspeakers as Grinnin makes his way down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 from The
Underworld, Lucifer!!! (crowd boos ********)
["Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays as Lucifer makes his
way down to the ring.]
Charlie Watkins - I don't see how you can't think that this is not a match-up between two of the SWL's brightest upcoming Superstars.
Terry Hogan - First off, everyone is young in the SWL. We haven't been going that long. In fact, I have only known you for a couple of weeks. Thanks for the get together we had a couple weeks ago, my wife was very happy you called.
Charlie Watkins - It's the least I can do. Just watch these guys and tell me what you think of them after.
Terry Hogan - Fine!
[Grinnin checks
his boots. Lucifer checks out the ring. (the bell rings) Grinnin
takes Lucifer down with a knee. Grinnin takes a slap to the face
from Lucifer. Grinnin tackles Lucifer. Grinnin is up again.
Grinnin applies an arm wrench to Lucifer. Grinnin measures
Lucifer up and drops a closed fist. Now Grinnin standing. Grinnin
knees Lucifer and rolls back to his feet. Lucifer lifts Grinnin
into the air and delivers a spine buster. Grinnin gets up. ]
Terry Hogan - Grinnin could use some help about now.
[Lucifer tackles and begins punching Grinnin. Now Grinnin
standing. Grinnin punches Lucifer in the head. ]
Charlie Watkins - Grinnin executes a punch.
[Grinnin short-arm clotheslines Lucifer to the mat. Lucifer is
back on his feet. Grinnin kicks Lucifer in the back of the leg.
Grinnin rolls onto Lucifer connecting with a knee. Lucifer is
back on his feet. Grinnin delivers a kick to the head of Lucifer.
Swinging Neck-Breaker from Lucifer takes Grinnin down. ]
Terry Hogan - If Lucifer keeps using moves like that
Spinning Neck-Breaker he could win the match!
[Grinnin moves back to his feet. Lucifer forearm smashes Grinnin.
Grinnin forearm smashes Lucifer. Grinnin punches Lucifer in the
head. ]
Terry Hogan - Lucifer takes a punch.
[Grinnin tackles Lucifer. Grinnin climbs to his feet. Grinnin
covers Lucifer hooking the leg. Referee Kevin Mills makes the
count. ...1 ...2 Lucifer kicks out. Lucifer gets back to his
feet. Grinnin short-arm clotheslines Lucifer to the mat. Grinnin
measures Lucifer up and drops a closed fist. Grinnin is up again.
Lucifer is up again. Grinnin delivers a spine buster to Lucifer.
Grinnin applies an arm wrench to Lucifer. Grinnin rolls onto
Lucifer connecting with a knee. Grinnin grabs Lucifer and applies
an arm wrench. Grinnin measures Lucifer up and drops a closed
fist. Grinnin rolls onto Lucifer connecting with a knee. Grinnin
kicks Lucifer in the stomach. Grinnin reverse DDT's Lucifer's
head into the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - Nice Reverse DDT by Grinnin.
[Grinnin and Lucifer go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the count
(.1) Lucifer moves back to his feet. (..2) Lucifer low blows
Grinnin. (...3) Lucifer delivers a kick to the head of Grinnin.
Grinnin moves back to his feet. (....4) Grinnin kicks Lucifer in
the head. Lucifer gets up. (.....5) Grinnin and Lucifer move back
into the ring. Grinnin drives a forearm into Lucifer. Grinnin
takes Lucifer down with a knee. Grinnin covers Lucifer. The ref
starts the count. ...1 ...2 Lucifer escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - Grinnin should have known he wouldn't win
the match with that.
[Now Lucifer standing. Lucifer shoulder tackles Grinnin. Grinnin
gets back to his feet. Grinnin grabs his hand and flips him to
the mat. Now Lucifer standing. ]
Charlie Watkins - Grinnin's momma would be proud!
[Lucifer lifts Grinnin up and drops him on his knee. Lucifer
falls head first into Grinnin. Lucifer climbs to his feet.
Grinnin uses a closed fist on Lucifer. Grinnin takes Lucifer down
with a knee. Grinnin fist drops Lucifer on the mat. ]
Terry Hogan - Lucifer takes a Fist drop.
[Now Grinnin standing. Grinnin applies an arm wrench to Lucifer.
Grinnin rolls onto Lucifer connecting with a knee. Lucifer gets
back to his feet. Lucifer lifts Grinnin up and drops him on the
mat. Lucifer kicks Grinnin in the back of the leg. Lucifer stomps
Grinnin's head. Grinnin piledrives Lucifer. Grinnin leg drops
Lucifer. Grinnin connects with The Gobsmacker. Lucifer is out.
Grinnin goes for a pin. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1
...2 ...3
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Grinnin!!!
Terry Hogan - And Grinnin just keeps rolling
along. I like his style, you know?
Charlie Watkins - Attacking an innocent wrestling match for no reason at all is what you call, "Good Style?" I don't agree with you at all.
Terry Hogan - You don't have to agree with me. All I know is that I am right. I always am.
Charlie Watkins - Well, what about your predictions with The Brock?
Terry Hogan - That was a long time ago.
Charlie Watkins - It was last week!
Terry Hogan - And on to our next match.
Deanostars vs. The Squad vs. Vecious & Delicious
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match three way tag
match. On there way to the ring at this time, Deanostars!!!
["The Hamster Dance" plays as Deano and Sky Flyer make
their way to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - the second team in this contest is The Squad.
[A drum beat plays as Tank and Star make their way to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and their final opponents, Vecious &
Delicious.
["Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC plays as Vecious &
Delicious makes their way down to the ring. Sky Flyer strikes
Star in the elbow. Star grabs Delicious's arm and strkes his
elbow. Delicious strikes Sky Flyer in the elbow. (the bell rings)
Delicious punches Sky Flyer repeatedly. Star tags in Tank. Sky
Flyer delivers a short-arm clothesline to Delicious. ]
Charlie Watkins - Short-arm clothesline!
[Delicious gets back to his feet. Tank makes the tag to Star.
Star clotheslines Delicious. Vecious tagged in by Delicious. Star
kicks Sky Flyer in the head. Delicious tagged in by Vecious.
Vecious clotheslines Star. ]
Charlie Watkins - Come on ref! Do something!! Star is
being double teamed!
[Star takes Delicious off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Delicious climbs to his feet. Delicious piledrives Star. Star is
up again. Delicious goes for a figure four. Referee Kevin Mills
is checking for a tap out. ... Star is fighting the hold. ...
Star escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - My God!! What a match!
[Tank tagged in by Star. Tank clotheslines Delicious. Sky Flyer
tags Deano. Delicious punches Tank in the head. Delicious
shoulder tackles Tank. Delicious stands up. Delicious fist drops
Tank on the mat. Delicious climbs to his feet. Delicious makes
the tag to Vecious. Tank climbs to his feet. Tank trys for a
Piledriver but is not strong enough to lift Vecious.]
Charlie Watkins - Stars Wrestling Limited is the number on
wrestling program on television.
[Tank head butts Vecious. Tank climbs to his feet. Vecious is
back on his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Tank takes Vecious
down. Tank leg drops Vecious. Vecious gets up. Tank executes a
reverse DDT on Vecious. Tank applies a boston crab to Vecious.
Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... Tank tightens the
hold. ... Vecious escapes. Tank sends Vecious to ringside. Kevin
Mills starts the count (.1) Tank picks up a chair and throws it
at Vecious. Deano chokes Vecious. Vecious stands up. Deano
shoulder tackles Vecious. Vecious takes Tank into the ring. They
lockup. Vecious sends Tank to the corner of the ring. Vecious
sucks chants start in the crowd. Vecious executes a back breaker
on Tank. Both Vecious and Delicious are out now. They hit the
Destroyer! Vecious covers Tank. Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2
...3 ]
Anna Dea - The winners of this match, Vecious &
Delicious!!!
Charlie Watkins - Well, maybe they are the best tag team in the SWL.
Terry Hogan - Maybe they are. But they will have to keep proving it. The competition is getting better here in the SWL.
Charlie Watkins - Speaking of competition, this should be a good match. You have Rastlin, who almost got a title shot tonight, and Bret "The Regulator" Real, who is an emerging star. Also, it's part of the first round of the Quasar Title Tournament.
Terry Hogan - Maybe a little more competition will be here in this tournament. R.B. had a cake walked through the tourny at Cruel Beginnings.
Charlie
Watkins - But in the final of that tournament, there was
a fierce battle. In fact, the rematch of that battle is tonight.
Only on ShockWave. But first, let's start the tournament.
Rastlin vs. Bret "The Regulator" Real
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. It is the first
match of the first round in the Quasar Title Tournament. On his
way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285, Bret "The
Regulator" Real!!! (crowd cheers ********)
["Regulate" by Warren G plays as The Regulator makes
his way down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 285 from
Tibet, Rastlin!!! (crowd boos ***)
["Finlandia" starts to play as Rastlin makes his way
down to the ring. The Real Deal strikes Rastlin in the elbow.
Rastlin strikes Real in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) The Real
Deal takes Rastlin off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]
Terry Hogan - Bret "The Regulator" Real executes
a Short-arm clothesline.
[The Regulator goes for a pin. Referee Kevin Mills makes the
count. ...1 ...2 Rastlin escapes. ]
Charlie Watkins - Bret should have known better than to
try for a pin at this point in the match.
[The Regulator takes Rastlin off his feet with a short-arm
clothesline Bret "The Regulator" Real rolls onto
Rastlin connecting with a knee. Rastlin stands up. Rastlin slaps
The Real Deal in the face. Rastlin climbs to his feet. Bret
"The Regulator" Real takes Rastlin off his feet with a
short-arm clothesline Rastlin is back on his feet. Rastlin uses a
belly-to-belly suplex. Real is down. ]
Charlie Watkins - I wish every match could be like this!
[Real is up again. The Regulator delivers a short-arm clothesline
to Rastlin. Rastlin moves back to his feet. The Real Deal
delivers a short-arm clothesline to Rastlin. Rastlin tackles and
begins punching Real. Rastlin drives a forearm into the head of
Bret Real. Rastlin delivers a low blow to Bret "The
Regulator" Real. Bret "The Regulator" Real is up
again. Rastlin shoulder tackles Real. Rastlin applies an arm
wrench to The Regulator. Now The Regulator standing. Bret
"The Regulator" Real picks Rastlin up and side slams
him to the mat. Bret "The Regulator" Real chants start.
Bret "The Regulator" Real gets back to his feet. The
Real Deal goes for a figure four. Kevin Mills is checking for a
tap out. ... ... Rastlin is fighting the hold. ... Rastlin
escapes. Bret "The Regulator" Real and Rastlin go to
the floor ]
Terry Hogan - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.
[Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) (..2) Bret "The
Regulator" Real applies an arm wrench to Rastlin. ]
Terry Hogan - Arm wrench!
[(...3) The Regulator takes Rastlin off his feet with a short-arm
clothesline (....4) The Real Deal stomps Rastlin. (.....5) They
head back into the ring. Bret knees Rastlin and rolls back to his
feet. Bret "The Regulator" Real kicks Rastlin on the
mat. Rastlin climbs to his feet. Rastlin lifts Bret Real and
delivers a back breaker. Bret Real gets back to his feet. Rastlin
and Bret go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the count (.1)
Rastlin piledrives Bret "The Regulator" Real head first
into the floor. (..2) Rastlin knees Bret "The
Regulator" Real and rolls back to his feet. Rastlin falls
head first into Bret Real. Rastlin sucks chants start in the
crowd. Rastlin climbs to his feet. The Real Deal and Rastlin move
back into the ring. Bret suplexes Rastlin. Bret leg drops
Rastlin. Now Rastlin standing. The Regulator goes for the Suplex.
Oh, he DDT's him. It's his Judgement Day! Bret "The
Regulator" Real covers Rastlin hooking the leg. Referee
Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Charlie Watkins - Bret "The Regulator" Real has
won the match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Bret "The
Regulator" Real!!!
Charlie Watkins - And The Regulator moves on with his win over Rastlin. It is unknown who he will face in the next round, as his opponent will have to win his match next Sunday. It will either be Lucifer or "The Kid" Billy Rock. Up next...
("Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol plays as Brian Williams makes his way out to the ring. He is accompanied by his girlfriend Steph. Their arms are linked. He gets up on the apron and lowers the bottom rope so that Steph can enter the ring. He follows her. He walks over to Anna Dea and takes the mic.)
Brian Williams - Before Dan "The Dan" Dan and Eric Nomad get it on in the ring, I have an announcement. I had a gentleman come up to me the other day and ask, "Mr. Williams, before I have a match in the SWL, I would like to experience what it feels like to be a referee." I took a long look at him. I hadn't recognized his face, so I asked him who he was. He told me he was the man who would bring justice to the SWL. He seemed quite serious about it.
Charlie Watkins - Could we have a guest referee in the works?
Brian Williams - I pondered what that man said to me for a while. I wondered if it would work, seeing as he is a very new face to me and I don't know him that well. But he seemed like a good chap, so I decided to let him ref tonight. Now came the decision of what match to let him ref in. I could have let him ref the first match, just to get it over with and he'd be happy. But I decided against it. I want him to work with the big boys. Experience firsthand what it's like to be at the top of Stars Wrestling Limited. I now announce that this man is the ref of World Title match between "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns and Micheal Cage. He is the one, the only, "The Kid," Billy Rock.
Terry Hogan - He's letting a rookie ref the World Title Match? I can't believe this guy.
Brian Williams - He has promised to call it fair and straight down the middle. If he impressed me as he has impressed you upon first meeting him, he will do a very good job. I have a lot of faith in him.
Charlie Watkins - He better have faith in him. There is a lot riding on this match.
Terry Hogan - Nothing is bigger than the World Title.
(Brian Williams drops the mic and takes Steph's hand as the get out of the ring. As Steph steps down, she is greeted by an usher with a long box. Brian and Stpeh are a bit surprised. She opens the box to find 12 long stemmed roses. Brian is in shock as he closes the box of roses and quickly puts them under his arm and quickly walks out dragging Steph along with him.)
Terry Hogan - I wonder what that was about?
Charlie Watkins - We aren't going to worry about that because we have another match-up here for our fans in the tournament.
Terry
Hogan - Our fans? Don't you mean, My fans?
Dan "The Dan" Dan vs. Eric Nomad
Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. It is
part of the first round of the Quasar Title Tournament. On his
way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245 from The Island
of Manhattan accompanied by Mr. C, Dan "The Dan" Dan!!!
(crowd cheers ********)
["Let's Rock" by Smash Mouth begins to play as Dan
"The Dan" Dan comes down to the ring. He is carrying
his "training ball" which in reality is a bowling ball.
]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 225
from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Eric Nomad!!! (crowd cheers ****)
["When Worlds Colide" by Powerman 5000 starts to play
as Eric Nomad makes his way to the ring. The Dan walks around the
ring. Eric Nomad strikes Dan in the elbow. (ding, ding, ding) Dan
uses a closed fist on Nomad. ]
Charlie Watkins - The Dan with a punch.
[Dan slaps Eric Nomad in the face. The Dan shoulder tackles Eric.
The Dan moves back to his feet. The Dan kicks Eric on the mat.
The Dan kicks Eric Nomad on the mat. Eric is back on his feet.
Dan delivers a kick to the head of Eric Nomad. Dan runs and
tackles Nomad. Dan "The Dan" Dan punches him in the
head. Triple D kicks Eric Nomad on the mat. Nomad climbs to his
feet. Eric flips Dan to the mat. Eric Nomad drags Dan to the
floor. Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) Eric Nomad picks up a
chair and throws it at Dan. ]
Charlie Watkins - Dan looks mad now.
Terry Hogan - Oh my... He's dropping his pants. Did he just moon him?
Charlie
Watkins - Unfortunately, yes he did.
[(..2) Dan connects with a flying knee. Nomad goes down. (...3)
Dan stomps Eric. (....4)]
Terry Hogan - And he got his licks in too. Maybe this is the way to get to the top of the SWL?
[Eric Nomad drives a forearm into The Dan. (.....5)]
Terry Hogan - Maybe not.
[They head back
into the ring. Triple D kicks Nomad in the back of the leg. Dan
covers Nomad. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 Nomad
kicks out. Nomad stands up. The Dan short-arm clotheslines Eric
to the mat. ]
Terry Hogan - Eric Nomad takes a Short-arm
clothesline.
[Triple D covers Eric Nomad hooking the leg. Kevin Mills counts.
...1 Eric Nomad kicks out. Eric Nomad is up again. Dan "The
Dan" Dan drives a forearm into Nomad. Eric piledrives Triple
D head first into the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - That Standing Piledriver was
very good.
[Nomad piledrives The Dan into the mat. Eric chants start. Nomad
puts Triple D in a reverse chin lock. Kevin Mills is checking for
a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Triple D is fighting the hold. Nomad
breaks the hold. Eric and Dan go to the floor Kevin Mills starts
the count (.1) ]
Charlie Watkins - Eric Nomad is doing quite well
at this point in the match.
[Eric leg drops the throat of Triple D. (..2) Triple D gets up.
(...3) Dan kicks Eric Nomad in the back of the leg. ]
Charlie Watkins - Dan "The Dan" Dan
executes a kick.
[Eric is up again. (....4) Dan delivers a kick to the head of
Nomad. Nomad moves back to his feet. Eric executes a gut-wrench
powerbomb on Dan "The Dan" Dan. Eric rolls onto Triple
D connecting with a knee. Eric Nomad takes Dan "The
Dan" Dan into the ring. Eric Nomad grabs The Dan and applies
an arm wrench. Eric Nomad fist drops Dan "The Dan" Dan
on the mat. Nomad is up again. He hits the Cataclysm DDT. It's
over! Nomad covers Dan "The Dan" Dan. Referee Kevin
Mills makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Terry Hogan - Nomad has won the match!
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Eric
Nomad!!!
Charlie Watkins - And the newcomer wins his first match in style over a rapidly improving Dan "The Dan" Dan.
Terry Hogan - The next match for him will be against the winner of Grinnin and The Brock.
Charlie
Watkins - But now, we have a huge match-up for you
folks. It's for the World Title. Let's go down to Anna Dea.
"The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns vs. Micheal Cage (World
Title Match)
Anna Dea - First, making his way down to the
ring, our guest referee for the night, "The Kid" Billy
Rock.
("Where You At Rock?" by Kid Rock plays as Billy Rock makes his way down to ringside wearing his referee atire.)
Anna Dea
- This match is a Standard Match for the SWL World title. On his
way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 256 from Seymor,
Indiana, Micheal Cage!!! (crowd cheers ******)
["Small Town" by John Mellencamp begins to play as
Micheal Cage makes his way down to the ring. ]
Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 265
from Chicago accompanied by Niecey he holds the SWL World title
belt, "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns!!! (crowd cheers ***)
["AEnima" by Tool plays as "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns makes his way out to the ring. Cage grabs The
Eliminator's arm and strkes his elbow. Burns grabs Micheal Cage's
arm and strkes his elbow. (the bell rings) Micheal uses a closed
fist on Burns. Micheal takes "The Eliminator" R.B.
Burns off his feet with a short-arm clothesline "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns is up again. Micheal tackles
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns to the mat. Cage gets back
to his feet. R.B. stands up. "The Eliminator" R.B.
Burns delivers a short-arm clothesline to Cage. ]
Charlie Watkins - Burns with a Short-arm
clothesline.
["The Eliminator" R.B. Burns stomps Cage. Cage is back
on his feet. Micheal Cage drives a forearm into R.B.. R.B. lifts
Cage up and drops him on the mat. "The Eliminator" R.B.
Burns goes for a figure four. "The Kid" Billy Rock asks
Cage if he quits. ... Cage is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!)
Cage escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - The Eliminator was so close!!
[R.B. and Micheal go to the floor as Billy Rock starts the count
(.1) (..2) "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns forearm smashes
Cage. (...3) Micheal kicks The Eliminator in the back of the leg.
]
Charlie Watkins - Burns takes a kick.
["The Eliminator" R.B. Burns moves back to his feet.
(....4) The Eliminator runs and tackles Cage. "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns punches him in the head. (.....5)
R.B. takes Micheal Cage into the ring. R.B. applies an arm wrench
to Cage. R.B. knees Cage and rolls back to his feet. R.B. rolls
onto Micheal connecting with a knee. "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns covers Cage hooking the leg. "The Kid" Billy
Rock counts. ...1 Cage kicks out. ]
Terry Hogan - Not even close!
[Cage climbs to his feet. Burns punches Micheal Cage in the head.
R.B. delivers a kick to the head of Micheal. Micheal moves back
to his feet. R.B. shoulder tackles Cage. The Eliminator is back
on his feet. Cage moves back to his feet. R.B. takes Micheal Cage
down with a knee. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns kicks
Cage on the mat. Cage executes a back breaker on "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns. R.B. takes a slap to the face from
Cage. Cage gets up. R.B. kicks Cage in the stomach. ]
Charlie Watkins - Micheal takes a kick.
[Cage gets back to his feet. R.B. runs and tackles Micheal. R.B.
punches him in the head. R.B. kicks Cage in the stomach.
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns goes for a pin. Billy
starts the count. ...1 ...2 Cage escapes. ]
Terry Hogan - The Eliminator should have known
better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Cage stands up. Micheal Cage lifts R.B. up and drops him on the
mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - Cage executes a Body Slam.
[Burns tackles Micheal. Burns stands up. "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns goes for a pin. Billy Rock counts.
...1 Micheal Cage escapes. ]
Charlie Watkins - He should have just stayed on
the attack.
[Micheal Cage gets up. The Eliminator forearm smashes Micheal
Cage. ]
Terry Hogan - Forearm Smash!
[The Eliminator connects with a flying knee. Micheal goes down.
Micheal stands up. Burns kicks Micheal Cage in the head. Micheal
Cage executes a back breaker on "The Eliminator" R.B.
Burns. Micheal Cage covers "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns.
"The Kid" counts. ...1 ...2 "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns kicks out. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns moves
back to his feet. Cage applies a boston crab to R.B.. Referee
Billy Rock is checking for a tap out. ... R.B. trys to escape.
... R.B. trys to escape. ... R.B. is fighting the hold. R.B.
escapes. Micheal Cage tackles Burns and pummels his head. Burns
climbs to his feet. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
short-arm clotheslines Micheal Cage to the mat. Burns grabs
Micheal and applies an arm wrench. Micheal moves back to his
feet. Micheal Cage kicks The Eliminator in the head. The
Eliminator moves back to his feet. Cage takes Burns down with a
knee. ]
Terry Hogan - Cage with a knee.
[Burns is back on his feet. R.B. punches Micheal in the head. The
Eliminator delivers a kick to the head of Micheal Cage. Burns
applies an arm wrench to Micheal Cage. Micheal Cage gets back to
his feet. Cage lifts Burns up and drops him on the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - Micheal Cage with a Body Slam.
[Micheal Cage stomps R.B.. Cage covers "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns hooking the leg. Billy Rock counts. ...1 ...2
"The Eliminator" R.B. Burns escapes. Burns uses a
closed fist on Cage. R.B. delivers a short-arm clothesline to
Micheal. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns knees Micheal Cage
and rolls back to his feet. Micheal Cage is up again. "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns delivers a spine buster to Cage. ]
Charlie Watkins - Micheal Cage takes a Spine
Buster.
Terry Hogan - R.B. is doing quite well at this
point in the match.
[Burns kicks Micheal on the mat. Cage gets back to his feet. R.B.
forearm smashes Micheal. Cage forearm smashes Burns. R.B. tackles
Micheal and pummels his head. The Eliminator flips Cage to the
mat. Micheal Cage is back on his feet. "The Eliminator"
R.B. Burns sends Micheal Cage to ringside. Billy starts the count
(.1) The Eliminator picks up a blade and cuts Micheal Cage.
Micheal Cage is bleeding. Cage lifts R.B. and delivers a back
breaker. ]
Charlie Watkins - R.B. takes a Back Breaker.
[(..2) (...3) Micheal kicks "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns
on the floor. (....4) Micheal kicks The Eliminator on the floor.
]
Charlie Watkins - Stomp!
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. R.B. and Micheal move back
to ringside. They fight into the aisle. R.B. and Micheal move
back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Burns and Micheal
move back to ringside. Cage throws a chair in the ring.]
Terry Hogan - He's not allowed to use a chair in a World Title Match.
[They move back
into the ring. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns shoulder
tackles Micheal Cage. "The Eliminator" R.B. Burns gets
up. Cage slaps the face of Burns. Micheal is up again. Micheal
tackles The Eliminator and pummels his head. Cage kicks "The
Eliminator" R.B. Burns on the mat. ]
Charlie Watkins - Burns takes a Stomp.
[Micheal Cage stomps The Eliminator. Cage stomps R.B.. R.B. gets
up. Cage trys for a Body Slam but Burns avoids it. R.B. reverse
DDT's Micheal's head into the mat. Cage is back on his feet.
Burns connects with a flying knee. Cage goes down. The Eliminator
grabs the chair that Cage threw in and raises it over his head.
Billy Rock yells at R.B. to put the chair down.]
Terry Hogan - I told you that a chair shouldn't have been in the ring.
[R.B. doesn't listen and raises the chair above his head.]
Charlie Watkins - He's going to clock a dazed Micheal Cage! But no... "The Kid" Billy Rock just took the chair right out of his hands.
[R.B. yells at the ref for a second before turning around to go after Cage again. Billy Rock takes the chair and heads toward the outside of the ring to put it down.]
Charlie Watkins - That's the way, ref. Keep things in order. Put that chair ringside, where it should be!
Terry Hogan - R.B. is going to go for The Tribulation. He's got Micheal ready for the DDT. And.... OH!
[Billy Rock nails R.B. Burns with the chair and The Eliminator goes down hard. Billy Rock picks him back up and puts his head between his knees. He lifts him up and piledrives him.]
Charlie Watkins - That's his Kingdom Come. That's the way to be a fair ref! Get a real job! You may have just hurt our champion.
[Billy Rock grabs Micheal Cage and sets him on top of a motionless R.B. Burns. He's counting. 1..2..3..]
Charlie
Watkins - We've got ourselves a winner, I think.
Anna Dea - The winner of this match, and new SWL World champion, Micheal Cage!!!
[Billy Rock gets Micheal Cage up and raises his hand. Billy wraps his arm around Cage and bends him backwards.]
Charlie Watkins - He's using his finishing move, The Cutting Edge.
[Both of the two competetors are out and "The Kid" Billy Rock is standing in the center of the ring. He takes the mic. The crowd boos him.]
[ ... Billy viciously pulls the band out of his hair, letting it fall over his face and ears. He takes an adrenaline fueled lap around the ring, his shoulders and chest inflating. He mugs the ring announcer for his microphone and points to his two victims recouperating on the outside ... ]
Billy Rock - SWEET, GENTLE JESUS! WHERE DID _THAT_ COME FROM!?
[satisfied smile]
THE JOKE'S OVER, FOLKS! I PLAYED YOU ALL LIKE A CASIO F*CKING KEYBOARD!
[composes himself]
But if it's any consolation ... heh heh ... it was music to MY ears! And I'm 'onna keep dancin'!
[breathing heavily]
CRUSHING EVERY SINGLE BONE IN THE SWL UNDER MY STEPS UNTIL YOU WRAP THAT WORLD TITLE AROUND MY WAIST! I don't care HOW LONG it takes! I don't care if it's five, ten, or fifteen years from now or if everyone lifts their white flag tonight and gives up on trying to guard it from me! I WILL BLEED! I WILL SWEAT! YOU WILL CRY! You will sob because you bought that law and order BS that I crammed down your throats! And now you get the pleasure of washing it down with a heavy dose of my fist! So pick your ass up off the floor, Eliminator! And help Cage up on your way! Then I want you two pixie's to walk your asses back to your dressing rooms, find your toilets, and SIT THERE ... until you feel your stomach begin to boil ... the crack of your ass begin to hiss ... those pungent fumes begin to slither their way up your nose ... YOUR BOWELS BEGIN TO _LOOSEN_ ... and strain as hard as you possibly can until EVERY DROP of waste has been expelled from your body. But the ride ain't over yet! 'Cause you need to kneel before that bowl and stick your hands as deep into the mess you made as you can! You will need to find at least an OUNCE of pride before you come looking for "The Kid" Billy Rock! And you will FIND your pride in your mess because TONIGHT ... you SWALLOWED IT! I want everyone in this building to look straight at me! Because I want everyone to see the first ever MEGA-STAR of wrestling! And I will snub all the rules, laws, order, morals, and ethics you preach to me along the way! Just keep your breath and I'll let you keep breathin'! And now that we've reached an understanding ... ... I'm outta this hole!
[ ... "Where You At
Rock" by Kid Rock accompanies Billy out of the arena. Fans
boo rabidly and pelt him with their full beer cups. He sneers
along the way and spits blindly into the crowd. Billy storms
through the curtains ... ]
Charlie
Watkins - This leaves a lot of questions to be answered.
How is our new champion, Micheal Cage, going to react to this? Is
R.B. Burns alright? Will Brian Williams trust anyone again? So
many questions that will have to wait until next time because we
are totally out of time. For Terry Hogan, I am Charlie Watkins,
saying keep reaching for the stars.