(Stars flood the screen and the logo for StarGate pops up.... "What will happen?" appears on the screen and the whole screen fades out.  The words "Last Week..." appear in white letters on the now black screen.  Footage of Overcast hitting the Shadow on Drew Archer and Rampage hitting the Buzzsaw Piledriver on Chris King is shown.  The scuffle of MOB Squad and "Brutal Youth" Brad Williams is shown while we hear Charlie Watkins say, "Here comes security!  They are going to break this shin dig up before it even starts."  Bret Real is shown saying, "You have no place to run…  no place to hide…  and it will only be a matter of time before that belt…  MY BELT…  is back with "THE REGULATORS."  Tommy Havock is shown in shock after seeing Lawrence Rhodes.  Billy Rock is then shown beating Tommy Havock while his words from earlier in the night echo as "I Just Wanna Rock and Roll..." by Kiss starts to play.  "If I make you people this happy just by standing here with these two, wait 'till I'm standing in this very same spot over the body of GRINNIN, WITH THE SWL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE HUNG OVER MY SHOULDER!")

(The camera fades into the arena in Little Rock, Arkansas as we see a full house packing the stands with signs showing all over the place: "Billy can be my Rock" "Who Really Got Smacked, Grinnin?" and "Watch out for the Rampage!")

Charlie Watkins - And here we are in Little Rock, Arkansas on the road to the years biggest Pay Per View, StarGate!

Terry Hogan - Although we have no matches lined up for that yet, it's still a ways off, but we can make some educated guesses as to what we will see.

Charlie Watkins - For sure.  You can bet that all three singles belts will be on the line.  And with all the time until StarGate, we may even see the rejuvination of the tag team division.  But only time will tell.

Terry Hogan - That's right.  We need to focus on the here and now.  Although we don't have a star studded schedule here tonight, I'm sure we'll see all the stars of the SWL tonight.  And of course, you are treated to an SWL Quasar Title Match at the end of the night.  It should be pretty exciting.

Charlie Watkins - Maybe that backstabber, Grinnin, will finally show face.  You know he's scared of what the Regulators are going to do to him once he gets back.

Terry Hogan - Grinnin isn't scared of anything.

Charlie Watkins - He will be once he shows face.  He is going to get what's coming to him.  Speaking of the whole Grinnin situation, we have yet to hear from the President about this whole situation.

Terry Hogan - Do you want to hear my theory?

Charlie Watkins - Does I really want to?

Terry Hogan - Doesn't matter, I'm going to tell you anyway.

Charlie Watkins - Great.

Terry Hogan - Well, my theory is...

(The mild strum of a guitar and gentle tapping of drums creeps out of the blackness.  The fans in Little Rock, Arkansas violently ERUPT.)

Charlie Watkins - You know, I would love to hear  your story, but we have business to take care of.

(Just as "Neckbone" by Powerman 5000 abandons the soothing introduction and decides to jam , "The Kid" Billy Rock steps into the aisle, and back into his hometown.  The brand new Alltel Arena barely contains the shiver that the crowd is sending through the structure.  The Kid is wearing an Arkansas Razorbacks football jersey, faded blue jeans, and a black cowboy hat.  His carmel blonde, shoulder length hair damply swings over his lightly bearded face.  The Kid puts one fist in the air, turns his head toward both sides of the arena, then drops it and arrogantly walks the aisle while his chest heaves ... )

Terry Hogan - Oh I hope that this isn't another music video!

(Billy pauses midway and turns sideways.  He turns his eyes toward the aisle behind him and points.  On cue, Bret "The Regulator" Real appears.  He is wearing sunglasses and donning a three-quarter-length leather jacket over a white tee shirt, black jeans and a pair of Timberland boots.  He stands at the entrance with his hands on his hips and takes in the POP he is getting as he surveys the crowd.  He sees The Kid waiting patiently ahead of him and begins to make his way towards him.  A smile crosses his face as he points at Rock with one hand and his lips can be read saying "This is YOUR house, baby!" They enter the ring together, tapping fists with the fans on their way.  Billy grabs a microphone from Anna Dea and walks to the center of the ring ... )

The Kid - SWL!  WELCOME ... TO THE ROCK!

(HUGE ovation as The Kid and Bret Real lift their heads and scan the throbbing arena ... )

The Kid - There's no place like home.  Nothin' like it!

(POP!)

The Kid - As much as I want to bring each and every one of you into this ring with me tonight, there are a few hombres who I want to bring into this ring even more.  So let's reach waaaaaay down into the bottom of the barrel and bring up a name.  How about "Sorry Excuses" Tommy Havock?

(Havock attracts an ugly reaction.  The Kid works up some fake tears and pouts his lips ... )

The Kid - "Yeah, you beat me, Billy. But my TUMMY hurt!  And I had a runny nose.  And Erica wasn't there, so I only had half the T n' A I usually do, because she's the t*ts and I'm the ass.  And I wasn't wearing clean underwear.  And I was up late last night watching USA Up All Night, exploring my body, so I only got ten hours of
sleep.  And I had to poop during the match, so I had to hold it in even though I had a little turtle head playing peek-a-boo with me."

Son, when you said that The Kid wasn't your problem, you must've been talking out of your ass.  Which is likely, considering that's where I plugged your head last Sunday!  So when your health increases, and Erica decides she wants to be seen with you in public again, then you give me a hollar.  The Kid will gladly begin another streak. The one I leave in this ring after wiping you off the bottom of my boots!

There's another turkey runnin' around here, and he's putting his neck dangerously close to the blade of my ax.  I'm thinkin' about you, Micheal Cage.

(Real puts his hands back on his hips, looks down towards his feet and shakes his head ... )

The Kid - You've decided that you just might show up tonight, and well, maybe you won't.  Well let me tell you, if Brian Williams told me that I had to stand in the ring across from The Vindicator with nothing separating us but a few steps, I'd be hesitant to show up for work too.  The only reason that Big V isn't in the ring with us is because he's scouring the Alltel Arena for your raggedy ass right now!  And if there's anything left of you by belltime, I'm gonna be there to watch him devour the rest of you!

Now I'm gonna drop a little challenge for you.  If somehow you pull yourself to your feet after tonight, I'm leaving our little book open for one last chapter.  Anytime.  Anywhere.  Day or night. Hot or cold.  Clear or cloudy.  You might come into this ring tonight ready to fight like a stallion, but I guarantee you this.  I'll get my hands around you after the Vindicator's done, and by then, I'll just be beating a dead horse.

(The Kid turns to Bret Real and offers the microphone. Real pauses for a moment, looks The Kid in the eyes and then takes the mic in his hand ... )

Bret Real - Cage... you say you don't have a problem with me, but rather the people I have chosen to associate myself with.  Well let me ask you a question, Cage...  Where were YOU when The Real Deal was getting screwed night in and night out by the likes of Grinnin?  Where were YOU at Back At Last, when one of Grinnin's henchmen was taking a chair to my head, huh?  WHERE WERE YOU, CAGE?!  I'll tell you where... NOWHERE! But this man...  (Real points towards The Kid)...  he was there!  He witnessed the injustice!  He witnessed the screwjob that was taking place!  And he has taken a stand by my side along with The Vindicator to see that something like that never...  EVER...  happens... again!  So, Cage... (questioning)  You don't have a problem with me? Well, BUDDY OL' PAL... (Real flashes that patented smirk)...  I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOU!!

Speaking of PROBLEMS...  that brings me to my next subject at hand. WHERE... is the SWL's Most Notorious Piece of Crap? Where...  is Grinnin?

(Real turns towards The Kid...)

Bret Real - Billy... have you seen Grinnin?

(The Kid plays along by shrugging his shoulders and shaking his head)

Bret Real - I mean here are the SWL fans...  being so used to a FIGHTING CHAMPION...  a PEOPLE'S CHAMPION if you will.  And now they get stuck with HOU-fricking-DINI pulling the disappearing act of the century!  Grinnin... it's been almost a month now since you took that beating at the hands of The Regulators so I'm sure you've had ample time to lick your wounds and get back on your feet.  You can't hide forever, Grinnin! So when we find you... oh, and believe me - we WILL find you...  get ready to be beaten down once again by The New Presence in the SWL.  Only this time, Grinnin...  you'll have NOTHING around your waist to show for it!

(While keeping eye contact with the camera, Real takes a few steps back and holds out the mic for The Kid to grasp...)

The Kid - Bret, is it any sort of revalation that Grinnin thinks I'm not worthy of a title shot?

(Bret smiles and shakes his head "no" as the crowd boos ... )

The Kid - You see, when you stand there and tell "The Kid" Billy Rock to beat someone of importance, to topple a top contender before even putting the thought together of pursuing your title, you have to understand one thing. I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN SWL!  I AM THE TOP CONTENDER!  I'm not some Johnny-Come-Lately!  I'm not
some flash in the pan! I'm no fly by night sensation!  I'm the man who DEBUTED by ending the career of the first SWL World Heavyweight Champion, R.B. Burns!  That son of a b*tch has to have someone chew his mashed potatoes before he can swallow them now!  You said it yourself!  I beat Micheal Cage like last weeks whore! Yesterdays whore is with you now!

(POP!)

The Kid - I punked out YOUR ass after you begged Brian Williams to pair us up. I traded beatings with this guy too!  There's not a man in the SWL that I haven't abused and humiliated before a national audience!  But I will be just as happy to lift you by the collar and escort you to slaughter one more time!  Now you may not want to step into the ring with me, but just remember this. I don't need a wrestling ring to bust you up!  As for being the Most Notorius Man in the SWL?  Well you just leave that gig to me.  But if it's fame you want, well The Regulators will do something almost as good. We'll make ya FAMOUS!

(The crowd pops as Bret Real and "The Kid" Billy Rock make their way out of the ring when suddenly the unmistakeable first strands of "Sad but True" by Metallica begin to echo throughout the arena which props the crowd to erupt into a frenzy of
boos, jeers, and more then a few of the fans can be heard yelling obscenities at the SWL World Champion.  The music pauses after about 18 seconds for 2 seconds and the pyros erupt in front of the entrance and as the music kicks back in out steps Grinnin through the smoke in fire with Steph walking calmly behind him.  Steph is dressed in what appears to be a very short
black skirt, a tight tube top, and a pair of black stilletto heels while Grinnin is wearing a pair of jeans, a black SWL "Grinnin" T-shirt, a black Toronto Maple Leafs hat backwards on his head and most importantly, the SWL World Title is strapped around his waist.  He and Steph slowly make there way to the front of the ramp where they stop.  Grinnin holds out his hand
and a SWL gofer hands him a mic which he lifts to his mouth and begins to speak into]

Grinnin - Shut the hell up you stupid people, your World Champion has to speak to you for a moment.

[Crowd explodes once more at this and now people are actually throwing things at the champion]

Grinnin - And as far as you morons in the ring are concerned, you two can just sit there and listen to your future from the
Grinman.

[Grinnin pauses for a beat and looks around him and then continues]

Grinnin - Lets start with tweedle dee, The Regular Bret Real.  The man that loves to run his mouth off about the Grinman.  I don't think you should anymore before I come down there and start to kick the ever living hell out of you.  As a matter of fact, I just might when I get done speaking here. You whine to bloody much Real, and it is starting to piss me off.  You love to tell everyone how you and the Regulars are all going to beat the hell out of me.  I don't think so.  You know and I know that the only reason you formed the Regulars is because you couldn't get the job done, something I hear that the president is mighty familiar with, eh Steph?

Charlie Watkins - I can't wait to see what the President is going to do to him when he gets back.

Terry Hogan - If he comes back.... I hear that he is pretty scarred.  Emotionally as well as physically.

Grinnin - In any event, you did, and in doing so actually managed to piss off another potential ally in Micheal Cage.  Now there
is a man I could work with.  Somebody who wants to take out the Regulars almost as much as I do. Well, if that is the case, then I am going to meet with Micheal Cage right there in the center of the ring next Sunday night and we will talk about beating the trash out of the Regulars.  What do you think of that you good for nothing piece of garbage Real?  Grinnin may actually have back-up fire power.  Moron.

[Grinnin pauses once more]

Grinnin - Now on to tweedle DUMB.  The Kid, the mouth piece, the one that actually thinks he is in line for a title shot.  Hey
kid, you wanted to say that the Grinman had no stones to come out here and talk to you, well here I am.  In front of all these other southern rednecks and people with a combined IQ of about 4, and that is being optimistic. Probably they are all relatives of yours, and each other no doubt so who really gives a damn what they think.  The point is that you are as dumb as they are because you are never going to get the opportunity to win this from me.  Take a good look at the belt Kid because that will be as close as you ever get.  You keep running your mouth like you have been and I promise you one thing kid:  You wont just get hurt, oh no that would be to easy, you will get beatin' to within an inch of your life and then when the time is right .... well you
know.

[Grinnin reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rifle scope, puts it to his eye and appears to look right at The Kid Billy Rock]

Grinnin - Yup, I have you in my sights Kid, and it is going to be a good time studying you, harassing you, beating you, slapping you around and then when I am damn good and ready Kid .... YOU WILL GET SMACKED!!!!!

[Grinnin tosses the mic to a gofer as the music starts up again and he and Steph head to the back area.  As Real and Kid are about to leave the ring, sounds are heard and a video appears on the Jumbotron.  Bret Real and The Kid are frozen in their tracks.)

Charlie Watkins - What could this be?

(Suddenly, two masked men break down the door and run into Vindicator's locker room.)

Terry Hogan - Apparently, the Vindicator was preparing for his match while these interviews were going on.

(In a flash of activity, the first one through the door hits a clothesline that almost decapitates Vindicator. Vindicator hits the ground hard and the first masked man kicks him repeatedly. The second masked man picks up Vindicator, slaps him a few times, kicks him in the midsection and finally kicks a doubled over Vindicator in the head sending him crashing to the ground. The second masked man motions to the first and the first masked man jabs Vindicator in the midsection with a branding iron. Both men continue kicking at him. The second masked man pulls out something from his pants pocket. It looks like an ice pick or somethign similar. He begins to tear at Vindicator's head.)

Charlie Watkins - Somebody Stop This!

(Now the two masked men, who could be compared to whirling dervishes when they broke the door down, come to a standstill over Vindicator's motionless body. One, a tall stranger wearing a black cowboy hat, a red mask with black leather over the eyes, nose and mouth area. He has on a brown drovers jacket. He has in his hand a branding iron. He has on a black body suit covering his entire body. The other has on non-de script black sweat outfit. He has a black mask as well. They leave the room almost as sudddenly as the entered.  Real and The Kid run to the back.)

Terry Hogan - Who were those two guys?

Charlie Watkins - Apparently we have another mystery on our hands.  Would someone please tell us what's going on?!  This man has a title match tonight.  There is no way that he is going to be ready for it in his condition.

Terry Hogan - We'll just have to find out.  But he's got some time to heal.  We have some matches coming up before he even has to think about stepping out of the entrance way.

Charlie Watkins - Let's get started!
 
 

Seth vs. Johnny Wonderful



Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 239 pounds, from Philadelphia, Johnny Wonderful!!!

[Johnny Wonderful makes his way to the ring. ]

Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 252 pounds, from San Antonio, Texas, Seth!!! (crowd cheers ***)

["Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones blasts over the PA system. Seth appears at the top of the ramp, stares out at the crowd for a second, then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Johnny Wonderful checks out the ring. Seth walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Johnny Wonderful kicks Seth in the head. Seth kicks Johnny Wonderful in the back of the leg. Johnny Wonderful is up again. Johnny Wonderful takes Seth off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Seth is back on his feet. Seth slaps the face of Johnny Wonderful. Now Seth standing. Johnny Wonderful executes a neck-breaker on Seth. Johnny Wonderful measures Seth up and drops a closed fist. ]

Charlie Watkins - Fist drop!

[Johnny Wonderful climbs to his feet. Seth stands up. Seth tackles Johnny Wonderful. Seth climbs to his feet. Johnny Wonderful tackles Seth. Seth is back on his feet. Seth takes Johnny Wonderful off his feet with a clothesline ]

Terry Hogan - Johnny Wonderful takes a Clothesline.

[Johnny Wonderful gets up. Johnny Wonderful lifts Seth into the air and delivers a spine buster. Seth stands up. Seth executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Johnny Wonderful. Johnny Wonderful is up again. Seth puts Johnny Wonderful in a reverse chin lock. Referee Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... Johnny Wonderful trys to escape. ... ... Seth tightens the hold. Johnny Wonderful escapes. ]

Charlie Watkins - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[Seth punches Johnny Wonderful in the head. ]

Terry Hogan - Seth with a punch.

[Johnny Wonderful drives a forearm into the head of Seth. Seth takes Johnny Wonderful down with a knee. ]

Charlie Watkins - Seth executes a knee.

[Seth measures Johnny Wonderful up and drops a closed fist. ]

Terry Hogan - Johnny Wonderful takes a Fist drop.

[Rampage comes running down the ramp]

Charlie Watkins - What is he doing here?

[Rampage gets into the ring and starts to pummel both Johnny Wonderful and Seth. He then takes Seth and give him the Buzzsaw Piledriver.  He waits a second for Johnny Wonderful to realize what's happening as Rampage grabs him and gives him a Buzzsaw Piledriver as well.]

Charlie Watkins - Carnage!  Complete Carnage!

[Rampage leaves the ring and walks back to the entrance.]

Terry Hogan - Who put a stick up his...

Charlie Watkins - I don't know.  But he does not look happy.

[Seth and Wonderful are both dazed as they get up. Johnny Wonderful reverse DDT's Seth's head into the mat. Seth is up again. Johnny Wonderful applies a boston crab to Seth. Kevin Mills asks Seth if he quits. ... Johnny Wonderful tightens the hold. ... Seth trys to escape. Johnny Wonderful breaks the hold. ]

Charlie Watkins - Johnny Wonderful almost won the match!

[Johnny Wonderful drags Seth to the floor. Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) Johnny Wonderful throws a chair at Seth. (..2) Johnny Wonderful connects with a flying knee. Seth goes down. Seth gets up. (...3) Johnny Wonderful runs and tackles Seth. Johnny Wonderful punches him in the head. (....4) Johnny Wonderful grabs Seth and applies an arm wrench. ]

Terry Hogan - Johnny Wonderful with a Arm wrench.

[(.....5) They head back into the ring. Johnny Wonderful rolls onto Seth connecting with a knee. Johnny Wonderful kicks Seth on the mat. ]

Terry Hogan - Johnny Wonderful with a Stomp.

[Seth gets up. Johnny Wonderful body slams Seth. ]

Charlie Watkins - This is how wrestling should be!

[Johnny Wonderful grabs Seth and applies an arm wrench. Johnny Wonderful fist drops Seth on the mat. Johnny Wonderful gets back to his feet. Seth clotheslines Johnny Wonderful. Seth chants start. Seth drives a forearm into the head of Johnny Wonderful. Seth sets him up for the Fade to Black! He hits it hard! Seth covers Johnny Wonderful. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Terry Hogan - Seth has won the match!

Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Seth!!!

Charlie Watkins - And the newcomer gets his first victory here in the SWL!

Terry Hogan - But not without some help from "The Killing Machine" Rampage.

Charlie Watkins - Yeah, what was up with him?

Terry Hogan - I don't know.

("Locked in a Cage" begins to play as Micheal Cage comes walking out)

Terry Hogan - Well, I guess Cage decided to show up here tonight.  Attendance is always a good thing.  What he was thinking of doing could get him fired.

(Cage has a bit of a new look as he is clean shaven and his hair is buzzed, and he is wearing an SWL hockey jersey, the fans are unsure of whether to boo or cheer Cage. Cage climbs into the ring and grabs a mic. As the music cuts Micheal begins to speak.)

Cage - Man this feels much better. Clean cut, hair where it should be, and check out the new threads. Ever since the SWL has re-opened, I have been somebody that I am not. Bret Real beat me for the greatest prize in the land. Ever sense that point I have been struggling to find my role, if you will, in SWL. Me and our president Brian Williams have sat down and tried to figure out somewhere for me to be. Hence the dark side of Micheal Cage. Well that time is over. The real Micheal Cage has come back home.

(The fans give a mild cheer at this, Cage then continues)

Cage - I want to address the Regulaters. I have nothing aganst Real or The Vindicator other than the company you keep in Billy Rock. Billy Rock... true we have unfinished business, but our business will have to remain unfinished for now. My business is with your teammate. One man known as the Vindicator. Vindicator, I have said some derogatory things about you in the
past. You are a great competiter and I apologize to you for the stuff I have said. However I don't apologize for what I'm going to do tonight.

(The fans don't know what to think now)

Cage - Thats right, tonight I am gonna give you a hell of a fight. We are two of the best scientific wrestlers in wrestling today. And we are gonna tear the roof off this place tonight. Tonight you better bring your "A" game cause I am gonna bring mine and we will find out who the best man is. Now hit the music.

("Locked in a Cage" plays as Micheal Cage leaves the ring as the fans are semi cheering him.)

Charlie Watkins - Well, if the main event is anything like what he predicts, we are in for a great main event.  But we have to keep moving on.
 
 

The Avenging Angel vs. Tank



Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 264 pounds, from Washington D.C., Tank!!!

[A drum beat sounds as Tank makes his way down to ringside. He is wearing his usual camoflauge pants and a black tank top.]

Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Parts Unknown, The Avenging Angel!!!

[Metallica's "Unforgiven" hits and the lights turn purple and a mist comes into the arena as The Avenging Angel makes his way to the ring. Tank tests out the ropes. Kevin Mills checks The Avenging Angel's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Tank kicks The Avenging Angel in the stomach. ]

Charlie Watkins - The Avenging Angel takes a kick.

[The Avenging Angel gets back to his feet. Tank forearm smashes The Avenging Angel. ]

Terry Hogan - Tank with a Forearm Smash.

[Tank uses a closed fist on The Avenging Angel. The Avenging Angel takes Tank down with a knee. ]

Charlie Watkins - The Avenging Angel with a knee.

[The Avenging Angel covers Tank hooking the leg. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Tank kicks out. ]

Terry Hogan - Not even close!

[Tank moves back to his feet. Tank delivers a short-arm clothesline to The Avenging Angel. ]

Charlie Watkins - Tank executes a Short-arm clothesline.

[The Avenging Angel is back on his feet. Tank kicks The Avenging Angel in the head. Tank rolls onto The Avenging Angel connecting with a knee. Tank grabs The Avenging Angel and applies an arm wrench. Tank stomps The Avenging Angel's head. Tank covers The Avenging Angel hooking the leg. Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2 The Avenging Angel escapes. ]

Terry Hogan - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Tank runs and tackles The Avenging Angel. Tank punches him in the head. The Avenging Angel gets back to his feet. The Avenging Angel executes a back breaker on Tank. ]

Charlie Watkins - The Avenging Angel with a Back Breaker.

[The Avenging Angel drags Tank to the floor. Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) The Avenging Angel trys for a Piledriver but Tank avoids it. (..2) (...3) The Avenging Angel measures Tank up and drops a closed fist. The Avenging Angel climbs to his feet. (....4) The Avenging Angel knees Tank and rolls back to his feet. Tank is back on his feet. (.....5) The Avenging Angel takes Tank into the ring. The Avenging Angel connects with a low blow. Tank goes down. The Avenging Angel rolls onto Tank connecting with a knee. Tank is back on his feet. Tank trys for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but The Avenging Angel avoids it. The Avenging Angel takes a slap to the face from Tank. Tank is up again. Tank tackles The Avenging Angel and pummels his head. Tank fist drops The Avenging Angel on the mat. ]

Terry Hogan - Tank with a Fist drop.

[Tank covers The Avenging Angel. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 The Avenging Angel escapes. ]

Charlie Watkins - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[The Avenging Angel gets back to his feet. The Avenging Angel executes a reverse DDT on Tank. The Avenging Angel applies a boston crab to Tank. Referee Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... The Avenging Angel tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Tank escapes. The Avenging Angel and Tank go to the floor Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) (..2) The Avenging Angel takes a slap to the face from Tank. (...3) Tank kicks The Avenging Angel in the head. The Avenging Angel kicks Tank in the back of the leg. Tank moves back to his feet. The Avenging Angel takes Tank off his feet with a clothesline The Avenging Angel and Tank move back into the ring. The Avenging Angel side slams Tank. Tank is up again. The Avenging Angel low blows Tank. The Avenging Angel brings Tank up to the top rope. It's the Fallen Angel! The Avenging Angel goes for a pin. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Terry Hogan - We've got ourselves a winner!

Anna Dea - The winner of this match, The Avenging Angel!!!

Charlie Watkins - Two debuts, two wins.  Can the pattern continue?

[“Crosstown Traffic” starts playing over the PA.]

Terry Hogan - Uh oh, here comes trouble.  That's "Brutal Youth's" music.

(Brad Williams and Shivergirl walk out, hand in hand. Williams is wearing a black leather jacket, blue ripped jeans and boots. He is wearing dark sunglasses and his long hair is tied back into a ponytail. Shivergirl is wearing a long leather jacket, black thigh-long dress and thigh-high boots. Her hair is short and spiky and she has a starshaped badge on her left lapel. She is also wearing sunglasses but hers have a blue tint. They walk slowly towards the ring, Shivergirl slips underneath the bottom rope and Williams walks up the steps and steps through the middle rope. He is handed a microphone and after stroking his newly grown designer stubble a couple of times before beginning to speak.)

"Brutal Youth" Brad Williams - First of all, I would like to introduce to the world, the most beautiful, the most intelligent and the most loyal partner any man could wish to have. The wonderful Shivergirl (crowd boos ****). Secondly, I think that it’s about time that I had a bit of respect off of you no-good, cheap living, beer swigging losers in this audience (crowd boos again and starts chanting “Brutal Goof”, the nickname Bret Real used last week to describe Williams).”

(Williams is obviously hurt by these chants and waits several seconds before continuing).

"Brutal Youth" - I am here to address my adoring public. I stand before you to give you the benefit of my wisdom. I am here to announce to you that, from now on, things will start to change around here. You see, I am sick of waiting in the shadows. I am sick and tired of listening to people whinge and whine and moan. I am here to address a number of matters and I will take all the time I need to do so”

(crowd boos)

"Brutal Youth" - Firstly, I know that last week was a bit late for Valentine’s Day, but I would like to among the first to congratulate The Regulators (crowd cheers) for standing in the middle of the ring and kissing each other’s asses in front of the whole world. It was a truly touching moment that brought tears to my eyes. Bret Real, Billy Rock and The Vindicator, I would like you all to know that you make me sick to my stomach, with your pats on the backs and that the whole male bonding thing is enough to make any man or woman with half a brain vomit”.

(crowd boos loudly)

"Brutal Youth" - Secondly, I would like to address my erstwhile partner and best friend, the MOB Squad (gets mixed reaction from crowd). Now, I know that there is nothing in between your ears apart from sawdust and fresh air, but I hope that you have the brains to open your ears and listen very closely to what I have to say. You stupid, fat idiot, its about time that you got the beating that you truly deserve and I will be only to glad to give it to you.”

(Shivergirl applauds this)

"Brutal Youth" - Thirdly, and lastly. I would like to take this opportunity to challenge Tommy Havock to a match here next week for the Spotlight Championship. You see, I want to prove to the world that I can do what the MOB Squad failed to do at Back At Last and that is to kick your ass and take your gold. I only hope that you have the guts to accept my challenge and that you have the balls to show me what a fighting champion you really are. The only clause that I ask for is that that stupid, ugly freak of a girlfriend of yours is handcuffed to Shivergirl, so that she cannot help you by interfering in anyway. So how about it, put it up on the line and prepare to meet your destiny. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Tommy Havock will self combust. God help you, Tommy, God pity you, MOB Squad, and as for you Real, Rock and Vindicator, all I have to say is anytime, anywhere and anyplace. It will be your last night in heaven and your first…day…in…HELL”.

(crowd boos as Shivergirl grabs the microphone).

Shivergirl - All I have to say is hello, goodbye and good f**king riddance, Little Rock”.

(crowd boos. They kiss in the middle of the ring before exiting holding each others hands aloft in the air and disappearing in to the back).

Charlie Watkins - How did you like Shivergirl?

Terry Hogan - Smokin'!
 


Janus vs. Star



Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Rome, Janus!!! (crowd boos ******)

["When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 500 hits as Janus comes out in a dark grey robe. His hood remains on until his music stops. He removes his hood and stares down his opponent. ]

Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 253 pounds, from Los Angeles, Star!!!

[He makes his way down to ringside wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Janus tests out the ropes. Star grabs Janus's arm and strkes his elbow. (the bell rings) Janus drives a forearm into Star. Janus delivers a clothesline to Star. ]

Charlie Watkins - Janus executes a Clothesline.

[Janus grabs Star and applies an arm wrench. ]

Terry Hogan - Star takes a Arm wrench.

[Rampage comes running down the aisle]

Charlie Watkins - Again?

[Rampage hits the Buzzsaw Piledriver on both men and leaves]

Terry Hogan - What is he trying to accomplish.

Charlie Watkins - I think he is trying to prove to the world that he truly is "The Killing Machine".

[Star gets back to his feet first. Star trys for a Standing Piledriver but is not strong enough to lift Janus.Janus uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Star is down. Janus piledrives Star into the mat. Janus goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... Star trys to escape. ... Janus tightens the hold. Star escapes. Janus grabs Star and applies an arm wrench. Janus executes a piledriver on Star. Star is up again. Janus takes Star down with a knee. Janus grabs Star and applies an arm wrench. Star moves back to his feet. He's going for a reverse brainbuster! It's The End! Janus goes for a pin. Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Charlie Watkins - We've got ourselves a winner!

Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Janus!!!

Charlie Hogan - I think that he has been the most impressive of the three newcomers so far.

Terry Hogan - They have a long way to go in the SWL to get themselves noticed.  But this is defanitely a start.
 
 

GlassVoice vs. Overcast



Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 285 pounds, from Gilbert, Arizona, Overcast!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Overcast walks out from the back as "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica kicks up. He stands in the entranceway, looks at the crowd, then continues to the ring. He circles the ring twice and then enters, sliding under the bottom rope. ]

Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, GlassVoice!!! (crowd cheers *)

[Glassvoice runs down the isle, high fiving his fans as he passes. Overcast grabs GlassVoice's arm and strkes his elbow. GlassVoice checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) Overcast drives a forearm into GlassVoice. GlassVoice spears Overcast. GlassVoice climbs to his feet. Overcast kicks GlassVoice in the head. Overcast tackles and begins punching GlassVoice. Overcast measures GlassVoice up and drops a closed fist. Overcast is back on his feet. GlassVoice is back on his feet. GlassVoice takes a slap to the face from Overcast. Overcast is back on his feet. GlassVoice piledrives Overcast. Overcast moves back to his feet. Overcast connects with a flying knee. GlassVoice goes down. GlassVoice climbs to his feet. Overcast takes GlassVoice off his feet with a clothesline GlassVoice drives a forearm into the head of Overcast. GlassVoice kicks Overcast in the back of the leg. GlassVoice knees Overcast and rolls back to his feet. Overcast gets back to his feet. Overcast lifts GlassVoice up and drops him on the mat. Overcast chants start. ]

Terry Hogan - Overcast executes a Body Slam.

[GlassVoice sets Overcast up DDTs him into the mat. ]

Terry Hogan - If GlassVoice keeps using moves like that power move he could win the match!

[GlassVoice measures Overcast up and drops a closed fist. ]

Charlie Watkins - Overcast takes a Fist drop.

[Now Overcast standing. GlassVoice kicks Overcast in the head. Now Overcast standing. Overcast punches GlassVoice in the head. ]

Terry Hogan - GlassVoice takes a punch.

[GlassVoice uses a closed fist on Overcast. Overcast picks GlassVoice up and side slams him to the mat. Overcast drags GlassVoice to the floor. Kevin Mills starts the count (.1) (..2) Overcast kicks GlassVoice on the floor. Now GlassVoice standing. (...3) GlassVoice runs and tackles Overcast. GlassVoice punches him in the head. (....4) GlassVoice takes Overcast down with a knee. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. GlassVoice and Overcast move back to ringside. GlassVoice takes Overcast into the ring. GlassVoice kicks Overcast on the mat. ]

Terry Hogan - Stomp!

[Overcast gets up. GlassVoice slaps Overcast in the face. GlassVoice gets back to his feet. Overcast executes a gut-wrenching powerbomb on GlassVoice. GlassVoice takes Overcast off his feet with a clothesline GlassVoice grabs Overcast and applies an arm wrench. Overcast kicks GlassVoice in the stomach. Now GlassVoice standing. GlassVoice uses a closed fist on Overcast. ]

Charlie Watkins - Overcast takes a punch.

[GlassVoice spears Overcast. GlassVoice stands up. GlassVoice applies an arm wrench to Overcast. GlassVoice knees Overcast and rolls back to his feet. Overcast climbs to his feet. Overcast executes a back breaker on GlassVoice. GlassVoice climbs to his feet. Overcast goes for a figure four. Kevin Mills asks GlassVoice if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) GlassVoice escapes. ]

Terry Hogan - Overcast's momma would be proud!

[Overcast delivers a spine buster to GlassVoice. Overcast covers GlassVoice hooking the leg. Kevin Mills counts. ...1 ...2 GlassVoice escapes. ]

Charlie Watkins - Overcast almost won the match!

[Overcast puts GlassVoice in a reverse chin lock. Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... ... Overcast tightens the hold. ... ... GlassVoice trys to escape. Overcast breaks the hold. Overcast lifts GlassVoice up and drops him on his knee. Overcast rolls onto GlassVoice connecting with a knee. GlassVoice sets Overcast up DDTs him into the mat. GlassVoice chokes Overcast. GlassVoice slides toward Overcast and kicks upwards! Ouch! That was the GlassStrike! GlassVoice covers Overcast. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Terry Hogan - GlassVoice has won the match!

Anna Dea - The winner of this match, GlassVoice!!!

Charlie Watkins - And the 17 year old is on a role!  He has been on cruise control, and does not look to be slowing down.

Terry Hogan - I could slow him down!

Charlie Watkins - I don't think so.

Terry Hogan - Seriously!  How tough can a 17 year old be?

Charlie Watkins - How out of shape is that 40 some odd year old body of yours?

Terry Hogan - Very physically fit, thank you.

Charlie Watkins - Keep dreaming.
 
 

Angry Alcoholic vs. M.O.B. Squad




Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 317 pounds, from The Outback, Australia, M.O.B. Squad!!! (crowd boos *********)

["Geurilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine plays as the M.O.B. Squad makes his way down to the ring. ]

Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Buttlick, Oaklahoma accompanied by "Mean Green" Jim Beam, Angry Alcoholic!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[We hear a guzzling of some sort and a loud belch. The crowd gets on their feet as the techno/high energy music pumps. Angry Alcoholic comes out holding a beer keg above his head. Manager Jim Beam is staggering next to him. The take it to the ring and start guzzling beer. Double A spits it out. M.O.B. Squad grabs Double A's arm and strkes his elbow. Kevin Mills checks Double A's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) The Squad clotheslines Angry Alcoholic to the mat. Double A uses a closed fist on M.O.B. Squad. ]

Charlie Watkins - Double A with a punch.

[Double A kicks M.O.B. Squad in the head. Angry Alcoholic goes for a pin. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 M.O.B. Squad kicks out. ]

Charlie Watkins - Angry Alcoholic should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Angry Alcoholic slaps the face of The Squad. Angry Alcoholic gets up. The Squad lifts Double A into the air and delivers a spine buster. M.O.B. Squad sucks chants start in the crowd. Double A gets up. The Squad drives a forearm into the head of Angry Alcoholic. ]

Terry Hogan - Double A takes a Forearm Smash.

[Double A takes The Squad down with a knee. The Squad moves back to his feet. The Squad spears Angry Alcoholic. Angry Alcoholic gets back to his feet. The Squad body slams Double A. ]

Charlie Watkins - M.O.B. Squad with a Body Slam.

[The Squad grabs Double A and applies an arm wrench. ]

Terry Hogan - M.O.B. Squad with a Arm wrench.

[M.O.B. Squad kicks Double A in the stomach. Double A climbs to his feet. The Squad uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Angry Alcoholic is down. ]

Charlie Watkins - He's going for the Cruxifyer!  He hits it!  He goes for the cover!

["Crosstown Traffic" hits as "Brutal Youth" Brad Williams walks toward the ring.  MOB Squad gets distracted and starts yelling to Brad Williams.]

Terry Hogan - You know, MOB Squad, you have a pin that you have to make.

[The referee exits the ring to try and get Williams to go back. As his back is turned, Shivergirl climbs over the barrier, slides into the ring and nails Squad with a low blow.]

Charlie Watkins - Now that just is not fair!

[Shivergirl disappears back into the crowd as the referee returns to the squared circle.]

Terry Hogan - I don't see much hope for MOB Squad on this one.

[Angry Alcoholic stands up. The Angry Alcoholic goes for the Man Beater! He hits it! Angry Alcoholic goes for a pin. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Terry Hogan - We've got ourselves a winner!

Anna Dea - The winner of this match, Angry Alcoholic!!!

Charlie Watkins - With a little help from "Brutal Youth", the Angry Alcoholic takes this one.

Terry Hogan - Now it's time for our title match.  You wonder if The Vindicator is alright to fight.  We'll have to see.

(The Prodigy Remix of Methodmans "Release Yo'delf" echoes around the arena as 'Luscious' Lawrence Rhodes steps out from the back.)

Terry Hogan - That's not The Vindicator.  What does he want?

(Rhodes is clad in a poloneck and jeans with a well worn brown leather coat finishing the look. A camera close up shows that Rhodes is sweating profoundly. Rhodes makes his way to the center of the entrance and stands in the midst of a smoky haze. The music drops to a lull as Rhodes raise a fist in the air and takes a medium pop from the crowd... he raises the mic he is
holding and begins.)

Lawrence Rhodes - So it looks like Little Rock has got itself a little ol' Quasar Title Match. We got [Rhodes puts his left hand
on his chin] one of those Regular Regulator guys ... Vindicator. [Rhodes rubs his chin] Against everybody's favorite Indianaian, Micheal Cage. Now, you don't have [Rhodes pauses slightly before coughing loudly] ... to be that clever to work out this was the match that Brian Williams would book at the very first opportunity. Why? Because we all saw Vindicator get the win even after  Cage had pinned Brad Williams for a count of about a hundred.[Cough] So Bri being a reasonable [cough] man, thought he'd do the honorable fing. Well [cough] Lawrence Rhodes says this ... the honorable thing would be to put me into the mix. I seem to remember that I was in that title match, I seem to remember that I levelled Cage, I levelled Vindy and I levelled the brutal yuffe. Brian Williams, it seems [cough] that Lawrence Rhodes has as much right to be in this match as the next man ...

[Rhodes gives a big spluttering cough that causes him to stagger back and take a longer pause. A close up camera shot continues to show the sweat pouring off of the Luscious One.]

Rhodes - So  Vindicator and Cage, I want you to take your mutual respect ... I want you to [cough] take your crap loads of talent, and I want you Vindy to take the [cough] Quaser belt, bring them down to this ring [Rhodes points towards the
 ring] and get this goddam [cough] fing [cough] on.

[Rhodes appears quite tired and again staggers back. He cocks his head slightly and then leans against the side.]

Charlie Watkins - Could we have a 3 way title match now?

("Dysentary Gary" by Blink 182 blares over the intercom and Lawrence Rhodes turns to the arena entrance to see "HeartThrob" Tommy Havock walking down the aisle way.  Havock emerges from a misty cloud and the fans give him his
appropriate reaction.  He is wearing a pair of black dress pants and has on a blue dress shirt.  He has his hair slicked back in a
pony tail.  Oddly, though, he has a surgical mask covering his face. Lawrence Rhodes seems to be a little annoyed by Havock's attire.)

"HeartThrob" Tommy Havock - Whoa whoa whoa, "End of the Road" Rhodes.  I thought I told you to stay away from the SWL.  I thought I told you to go home and stay there.

Lawrence Rhodes - I'm sorry, HeartAttack, (cough) I forgot that you're my allmighty ruler.

"HeartThrob" Tommy Havock - Joke around all you want, Rhodes.  Tommy Havock is being serious.  He doesn't want you around here infecting everybody.  Look at you...you can barely even say a thing without coughing your lungs out. Now I know that you're used to the audience coughing and spewing out the sheer ludicry of your statements, but this is different.  None of the SWL were ever exposed to it...except for the fact that we want to chop our ears off!!!

Lawrence Rhodes - Oh, aren't you the funny man? You've said your piece, Mr Comedian, (cough) now why don't you (cough) get on your way before I walk down that aisle and you won't be able to walk back...

Tommy Havock - As threatening as that is, Rhodes, I'm not done yet.  Believe it or not, I'm here to help you.  I am here to be your guardian angel.

Lawrence Rhodes - My guardian angel?  What a crock of ****!

Tommy Havock - Yeah, that's right...bite the hand that feeds you, Rhodes.  You're not too smart of a cookie, are you?  But let me look into my crystal ball, Rhodes.  You've been travelling in the southwest, haven't you?

Lawrence Rhodes - Yeah, how did you know that?  (cough) Are you stalking me, you freak?

Tommy Havock - Boy, if you weren't so diseased, I'd come down there right now and knock your block off.

Lawrence Rhodes - Diseased?  What on earth are you talking about?

Tommy Havock - That's right.  I've seen this before.  You've got Valley Fever and if you don't get help, you're life ain't worth the cheap Payless shoes you're wearing right now.

Lawrence Rhodes - Oh what a load of bunk.  I don't have time for this, Havock.  So why (cough) don't you get your nurse wanna be back to the back and let me finish with my interview...

(Tommy Havock stares down at Lawrence Rhodes, who is motioning for Havock to leave the arena.  Havock looks to the crowd at his right and then looks to the crowd at his left.  He stares back at Rhodes for one second, before getting scared and walking back to the locker room)

Charlie Watkins - What is going on between those two?

Terry Hogan - I don't know, but I'm not going to ask Rhodes.  He's got that fever.  Get him away from the wrestlers... I don't want to get that.

Charlie Watkins - Neither do I.  But now it's time for our main event of the evening.  Let's go down to Anna Dea.
 
 

Micheal Cage vs. The Vindicator
(SWL Quasar Title Match)



Anna Dea - This match is a Standard Match for the SWL Quasar Title.  On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 256 pounds, from Seymore, Indiana, Micheal Cage!!! (crowd cheers ***)

["Trapped in a Cage" plays as Micheal Cage makes his way down to the ring.]

Anna Dea - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Gainesville, FL, being accompamied by fellow Regulator, "The Kid" Billy Rock, he holds the SWL Quasar title belt, The Vindicator!!! (crowd cheers ***********)

[A giant V appears on the Jumbo Tron and the lights go out. "My Own Prison" by Creed begins to play as green lasers light the arena and the Vindicator can be seen in the entryway alongside Billy Rock. He walks out a little way and stops. There is a large explosion and the Vindicator runs to the ring, limping slightly.]

Charlie Watkins - He looks fine to me... that's good.

Terry Hogan - He's had a lot of time to recuperate from that beating that he recieved earlier.

[Micheal Cage yells out to the Vindicator mouthing the words, "What's he doing here?"]

Charlie Watkins - Apparently, he didn't get a good answer as he is going over to "The Kid" and getting in his face.

[(the bell rings) Vindicator tackles Micheal Cage while his back was turned. Micheal Cage is back on his feet. Micheal Cage connects with a flying knee. The Vindicator goes down. Micheal goes for a pin. Kevin Mills counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Vindicator kicks out. ]

Charlie Watkins - Micheal should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[The Vindicator is up again. Micheal forearm smashes The Vindicator. Vindicator takes Micheal down with a knee. ]

Terry Hogan - knee!

[Cage is up again. Micheal Cage delivers a short-arm clothesline to The Vindicator. Cage stomps Vindicator's head. The Vindicator executes a reverse DDT on Cage. Vindicator chants start. The Vindicator applies a boston crab to Micheal. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Micheal trys to escape. ... Micheal trys to escape. Micheal escapes. ]

Charlie Watkins - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[The Vindicator head butts Micheal Cage. The Vindicator is back on his feet. Vindicator puts Micheal Cage in a reverse chin lock. Kevin Mills is checking for a tap out. ... ... Micheal Cage trys to escape. ... Micheal Cage trys to escape. Micheal Cage escapes. "The Kid" chants start up.]

Terry Hogan - He's not even wrestling!  Watch the match here people.  Bunch of hicks.

[Micheal slaps The Vindicator in the face. Cage is up again. Micheal kicks Vindicator in the stomach. Micheal Cage stomps The Vindicator. Micheal Cage stomps The Vindicator. The Vindicator is back on his feet. Vindicator vertical suplexes Micheal to the mat. Vindicator chants start. Vindicator stands up. Vindicator covers Micheal. Referee Kevin Mills makes the count. ...1 ...2 Micheal escapes. ]

Charlie Watkins - The Vindicator was so close!!

[Cage rolls to the outside as The Vindicator follows him.  They walk over the announcers table.  Punch by Cage which levels The Vindicator.  Cage goes searching around looking for objects to use.]

Charlie Watkins - C'mon ref... they both know they can't use that stuff.

[Cage finds the bell and hits The Vindicator down on the ground hard.  Cage throws a table into the ring followed by a dazed Vindicator.]

Terry Hogan - What's he going to do with that?!

[Cage sets up the table and gets ready to deliver the Penalty Shot to The Vindicator when the ref tells Cage that he can't do that.  Cage get a big grin on his face and ignores him. He slams The Vindicator with The Penalty Shot.  Kevin Mills calls for the bell.]

Anna Dea - The winner of this match, and still SWL Quasar champion, The Vindicator!!!

Charlie Watkins - And Cage doesn't want to quit.  He continues beating down the fallen Quasar Champ.

["The Kid" runs off Micheal Cage as he takes care of his stablemate.]

Terry Hogan - Looks like Cage got in some revenge there.

[Cage walks up the ramp backwards with a big smile on his face]

Charlie Watkins - And that looks to be all she wrote.  Come find us next week as we bring you on the road to StarGate.  Keep reaching for those stars!