You're starting to act like Kate when....
1. You change your screen name monthly
2. Every second word out of your mouth is "nimnal"
3. You believe you're part dolphin.
4. You can do 1 1/2 laps underwater holding your breath.
5. You suddenly develop an attachment to tie-dye and bellbottoms
6. Your hair doesn't NEED that perm.
7. You "bounce" instead of walking.
8. You "leap-2-3" instead of walking.
9. You suddenly discover Band-Aids on all of your fingers, or a
good number of them.
10. You seem to be able to bleed on command.
11. You have a looooong web page on absolutely nothing of value
to the rest of the world
12. You get hyper after even a half a can of Surge (thanks Drew..)
13. You're obsessed with things most people don't know anything
about.
14. All your favorite T.V. shows are off the air.
15. Your feet are permanently imprinted with marks from the laces
on your Soft Shoes, because you laced 'em too tight!
16. You can change from socks to tights in under 2 minutes
(inside dance joke)
17. You put googly eyes on every picture on your hard drive.
18. Your webpage takes forever to load because you have TOO MANY
PICTURES!!
19. You figure out how to dance to almost any music. (I was dancing
to a Sleep Country USA ad the other day..)
20. You hold a grudge for a REEEEEEEEly long time. (Fox broadcasting
co. sux.)
21. You can scare 6th graders by going up and saying, "Hi! I'm
Kate. Who are you?"
22. You don't NEED no steeenkeng curlers before a feis.
23. You run around at school all day saying some totally pointless
word. (Chimichanga!)
24. You change "obsessions" monthly.