Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
           1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
           2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
           3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
           4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
           5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
           6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away
           7. Look in your eyes... kiss me
           8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
           9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
           
           Article 2: The Three Steps
           1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
           2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
           3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissig, it is rude to stare
           
           Article 3: The Commandments
           1.  Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
           2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
           3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
           
           Article 4: You must make 25 copies within 5 days or you willhave bad luck for seven years in relationships
                                            
                                             **Remember**
                                           A peach is a peach,
                                             A plum is a plum,
                                 A kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge,
                                 so open up your mouth, close your eyes,
                                  and give your tounge some exercise!!!  
  

       1.   The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday)
       2.   The way the run their hands through out hair
       3.   The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
       4.   The way that they casually put their arms around you
       5.   The way that they kiss away your tears
       6.   ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away
       7.   The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that you would love them even if they missed a basket or two
       8.   How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
       9.   How they always know just what to say to make you blush
       10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say
       11. The way they hold you close when you are cold
       12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
       13. How they always smile when you are together
       14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
       15.  ... and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about
       16. The way that they smile at you
       17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
       18. The way that they say I love you
       19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
       20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you
       21. The way that they kiss you
       22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
       23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
       24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you
       25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even  though you think that you are theirs
       26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
       27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
       28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries when you think that they forgot
       29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
       30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
       31. The way that you can't wait to get home and tell them all about your day
       32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool
       33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
       34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
       35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not.  Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart.  We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice.  It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.
       
       WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls
        
       1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
       2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
       3. How cute they look when they sleep
       4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
       5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
       6. How cute they are when they eat
       7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all  worth while
       8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
       9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
       10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
       11. How cute they are when they argue
       12. the way her hand always finds yours
       13. the way they smile
       14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
       15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
       16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
       17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
       18. actually... just the way they kiss you...
       19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
       20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 
       21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
       22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don't admit it!)
       23. the way they say "I miss you"
       24. the way you miss them
       25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not.  Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.  We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.  A feeling. Only felt.