This was written cause Sean was bored, and it is just a definition of all the animals he thought of at the time.
It will most likely be updated, this is only a quick fix.
| Alligator | Arnie. These animals wear gumboots to wallow around in the swamps. |
| Angel Fish | Catherine. These are the fair maidens of the sea who are preyed on by the wicked. |
| Armadillo | Lee. Leader of the Kama Sutra cult. |
| Badger | These are the 'old fogies' of the animal world and always fancy smoking a pipe. |
| Bears | Feared by others, but they cry because they have no friends. |
| Bee | Mindless worker who is programmed to do only one thing. |
| Birds | These feathered friends wear WWII helmets and have a wing commander who tells them where to shit. |
| Caterpillar | Sam. These relatives to the worm are shy and courteous that like to hide. |
| Cats | Puss, Smokey or Whiskas. Sly animals these are, that will do anything to expand their territory. Cats are lazy who like to smuggle things such as contaminated butter to make their lethal concoctions. |
| Chickens | These traditionally wear flippers. |
| Chimpanzees | Always love to wear Hawaiian dresses for a fancy occasion. They are also very curious of electronics. |
| Cockroaches | Charlie. Started the mafia with tommy-guns. |
| Cows | Buttercup, Daisy. These animals are bewildered by their own existence and run around oblivious to their surroundings (much like Brian). Their favourite attire is red high heel shoes. |
| Crab | Just an ordinary citizen on the beach, they love to float around on their rubber rings. |
| Dogs | These animals names MUST be called Rover or Fido. The long battle between cats and dogs haves gone on for centuries. The truth is that Pal is really made of dogs. |
| Flamingo | Loves to wear a suit and the play the piano and other jazzy instruments. |
| Giraffes | Always wear those scottish hats with the pom poms and a kilt. They play bagpipes. |
| Hippo | Henry, Heather. These animals are fond of wallowing in mud and they also like high heels. |
| Horse | Daniel, Clarabel. These large animals can be found cantering around on a grassy plateau wearing their best scarf. |
| Kangaroo | Of course, they wouldnąt be seen without their boxing gloves! They also deal in animal sex toys. |
| Lion | Leo, Simba. King of the Jungle! Wears a crown of gold with red lacing that shimmers in the light. These are considered dangerous as they have sent many arseholes to their doom. |
| Mad Cow | Brian |
| Moose | Loves to ski in Alaska and Canada sliding down the rocky slopes. |
| Mosquitoes | A disease-carrying insect that the government are using to kill off unwanted people in third-world countries. They were responsible for the black death and spreading HIV amongst humans. |
| Oxen | These are homie gangsters who wont go anywhere without a beanie. |
| Panda | Sally. Imaginary children's cartoon character that eats people, usually children. Is very racist against both black and white people, therefore hating itself and prone to suicide. |
| Possums | Professional snipers who lurk in the outback. |
| Rats | These are the retched knaves of the pantry. They use sly techniques such as saying, "Trust me - I'm a rat". But they do make a tasty snack. |
| Rooster | Rupert. These animals are foul and love to play a practical joke. |
| Sharks | Cindy. These are the hookers of the underwater world and will destroy you if they are displeased. |
| Sheep | The posh animals who do not want to get their little paws dirty. |
| Skunk | Adam. These are the romantic animals although many a lover has been turned away by the scent. |
| Snake | Slippery and sly are these meddling creatures, they have stealth technology stopping them from being seen. |
| Spider | Why did the fly, fly? Cause the spider, spied her!!! That is the only reason why there are spiders... for undercover spying. |
| Stingray | These are opera singers of the undersea world. |
| Tiger | Mortal enemies of the lion, they are vicious and cunning. Wears a vest. |
| Wart-hog | These are the police of the animal kingdom and make up 90% of the militia. |
| Weasel | These animals are cunning and must always be referred to as sneaky or cheeky. |
| Worm | Wilbur. These animals wear scarfs and produce tank tracks for rough terrain. |
| Yoda | Hey, where'd he come from! |