Speed Of Darkness
Many people believe that light is the fastest thing in the universe, but no, they are FOOLS. The truth is, darkness is the fastest thing ever. It's always there first, for example when you walk into a dark room. Darkness is there before the light, provided you actually turn the light on, but still even in this case darkness is still faster then light. So to all those "distinguished" scientists, I say GET REAL and think logically for a change.- Brian.
The Truth Behind McDonalds
Have you ever wondered why aliens haven't invaded Earth yet? It's because the US government have created a conspiracy no one else except me knows about. What the government does, is they donate Big Macs to the alien leaders, who distribute them among the alien citizens. These Big Macs have a special chemical in them which makes the aliens "stoned", but does nothing to us humans. It also contains an addictive drug so the aliens crave more and more. The drugs in the Big Mac produces a mellow state for the aliens, so therefore they have no desire to conquer Earth. So why do they have McDonalds chain stores around the world, and sell food to humans, I hear you ask? Well, the truth is, my friends, they have to pay for the manufacturing and shipping of the Big Macs, and what a better way to do it by selling them to humans. That is one of their biggest coverups yet, so try and spread the word, and tell everyone you know about it. I mean, all good human beings deserve the right to know the truth...- Brian.
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