Site Menu
You need Java to see this applet.
Top Ten McDonald's Excuses For The Condom In The Big Mac


10) We were test marketing the new "McRibbed."

9) Condom, condiment ... What's the damn difference?

8) It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.

7) It was either there, or in the vanilla shake.

6) Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.

5) We're experimenting with a new, even happier Happy Meal.

4) So what? A regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway!

3) Employees too embarrassed to ask, "Would you like condoms with that?"

2) Drive-thru speaker broken: "Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "Prophylactic device."


And the number one McDonald's Excuse for the Condom in the Big Mac:


1) When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.