Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty
In Golf But Aren't
10. Nuts...My shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes i can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if i join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
and number one.....
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.