Mouse Balls
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently
was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all
seriousness...This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went
to
all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of
this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
HERE IT IS:
"Mouse Balls"
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
Therefore,
if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
need
a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly
trained
personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic
balls
are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not
usually
static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden
discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
immediately.
It is recommended that each replacement have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his
balls
should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."