Warnings that should be on ALL bottles of alcohol!

  1. Warning: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering where the hell your pants are.
  2. Warning: contents may lead you to believe that ex-boy/girl friends are dyingto hear from you at 4 in the morning.
  3. Warning: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of those inexplicable rug burns on your forehead.
  4. Warning: drinking these contents is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
  5. Warning: consumption may lead you to believe that you are invisible and make you think that people are laughing WITH you.

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

  1. The Cat in the Blender.
  2. Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbert
  3. Fox in Detox
  4. The Flesh Eating Yorax
  5. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
  6. Your Colon Can Moo- Can You?
  7. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
  8. Marvin K Mooney, Get the Fuck Out

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