Escaped Convict
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of
his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and
tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man
to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed on the other side
of the room.
He got on the bed and it appeared to the husband that he may have been
kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as he had
chance,the husband made his way across the room with the chair in tow,and
turned to his pretty young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown.
He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him
kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate with
anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it
and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad.
Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear", the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel
that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years. He wasn't kissing
my neck...he was whispering in my ear. He told me he thinks you're really
cute and asked if we kept the vaseline in the bathroom".
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