english nursery ryhmes


Twinkle, Twinkle, little star how I wonder what you are

Shine upon the parking lot

As I eat my girlfrieds twat


Peter, Peter pumpkin eater

Saw a chick but couldn't meat her

Saw her brother one fine day

Sucked his cock and now he's gay


Jack Sprat could eat no fat

His wife could eat no lean

So he ignored her flabby tits

And licked her asshole clean.


Eenie Meenie Miney Mo

Suck my dick and swallow slow.

Mary Mary quite contrary

Shave that pussy its so damn hairy


Hickory Dickory Dock

Some chick was sucking my cock

The clock struck two I blew my goo

And dumped the bitch off at the next bock.


Hickory Dickory Dock

Some chick was sucking my cock

It was quite scary

All wrinkled and hairy

It smelled like a ten year old sock.


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