9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs, etc....school just sucks.
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. after school you feel like smoking something stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people to sex , whereas school drives people to drink.
5. Sex releives stress school causes stress.
4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is a whole lot cheaper than paying thousands of dollars of tuition.
And the number one reason why sex is better than school is.......
1. at least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school you are screwed reguardless!!!!!!!!!!!