Winter Vacation
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a winter vacation. When they
get there, The guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,
"Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says "Well put them here between my thighs
and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some wood and comes in again. When he
returns he says again, "Honey, my hands are really freezing." She says again
"Well put them between my thighs and warm them up." And again this worms him up.
After diner he goes back out to chop some wood to last them for the night.
When he returns he says "Man! my hands are really really freezing." She looks at
him and says "For crist sakes man, don't your ears ever get cold!"
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