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Where you can find solution and seek comfort and enlightenment ...




~ If you have a problem, whether about love, friendship or just about anything that you don't have any solution to, then let this page be of service to you! Just email your problem to me and I'll try to my best to give you a friendly advice and soothe your aching heart and mind. Don't worry, I'll keep your identity with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. I'll post your problem as soon as I can.


If your friends aren't there for you... If you're just too shy to tell your problems to your friend.. fear not! I'll be a friend for you! (sniff ...sniff... )

Heya people! Guess what?! at long last! I already have an email-sender. (uy Gin! totoong letter to ha! hindi ko to ginawa lang! LOL=) Anyway, she writes...


(2nd)
Dear Dr.Labs

I labs u! aaps, mali! Hindi ko na makayanan na sulatan ka sa e-mel mo, chapagkat di ko na matek! Chobrang chakit! Labs na labs ko si Mang Gosteen, pucho ko in labs na inlabs sa kanya. It churtch talaga eh! *sneps* *sneps* Alam mo ba, he's so biolet, ang bilog-bilog, ang chalap chalap rin... end must op ull he's so gwapo! Ayyyy! lokarette na ako! *chug* *chug* <---pucho ko, nabebet na! Kaya lang alam mo, my crash siya sa iba... tapos... kabarkada ko pa! Owww, it churtch! Plis help mi! Machakit na talaga ang pucho ko! Chori kung nasulat ko na dito! Di ko na talaga makayanan eh! *sneps* *sneps* Mor electricity (power) to u! babo!


-Ms. Machakit ang Pucho


Dear Ms. Machakit ang Pucho,

Alam mo... mukha yatang kilala ko rin si Mang Gosteen.... Hay naku, mukha yatang obsseession (starring Ashley Judd and Brendan Frashier don't fail to watch!) yan ka na kay Mang Gosteen ah... You know... anything's too much is bad. Lalo na kung labs and pinag uusapan... Halaka.. baka mamaya you can kill because of love.. now in this case.. hindi pala kill but EAT! Don't think too much of him, busy yourself with sports! or recreation or di kaya with your friends! You need space. As for mat crush siya sa isang kabarkada mo ... (para yatang de ja vu ah... yun rin yung situation ni Ms. Sinaktan Ang Puso) hmmm... congrats na lang sa kanya!



Your Friend,
Mang Durian este Dr.Love.



(1st)
Doctor Labs,

I have this huuuuuge problem. It occupies my whole brain. Anyway, Kasi I like this guy. Let's call him Bug. In short for Bugok. GrabE! Sinungaling siya!!!! Sabi niya, prends pa rin kami kahit mag-break kami. Liar talaga. Pinaglaruan niya ang aking damdamin!!!! Masakit Kuya Eddie...este Doctor Labs. Ang masakit pa dun, nakita ko siyang may kasamang ibang babae. Ang hirap tanggapin. Gusto ko siyang sugurin at bugbugin. I can't deny that I love him coz I really do. Pero I can't seem to get over him. Hindi ito kalokohan. Ito ay isang true-to-life story. The least I can do is to share my problem. Hindi kasi ako maka-confide sa ibang tao. WAla na rin kasi akong tiwala sa friends ko.Di ko pa pala nasabi. May crush si Bug sa isa kong friend. Masakit!!!! Help me Pls!!!!! Thanks talaga. Hoping to hear ur advice soon.


-Ms. Sinaktan Ang Puso


Dear Ms. Sinaktan Ang Puso,

Alam mo... mukha yatang kilala ko si Bug ah.... (hehehe) but that's not important. Alam mo, he's not worth your time no! kaya stop thinking about him... it will only bring you more worries and more grief. Concentrate on your present. Look for a far more better guy than him... I'm sure with your charming personality... maraming guys ang mahuhulog sa iyo! Oo nga pala... advice your friend about Bugok and his nature! Goodluck na lang sa iyo and here's hoping na makalimutan mo na si Bug.



Your Friend,
Kuya Eddie. este Dr.Love.



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