Did you ever wonder?

 

  • Why do they report power outages on TV?

  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

  • Why is bra singular and panties plural?

  • Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

  • When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

  • Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • If your cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

  • If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, will it make a sound?

  • When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

  • If the #2 pencil is so popuar, why is it still #2?

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry?

  • If the world is all a stage, where is the audience sitting?

  • If one synchrinized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

  • How is it possible to have a civil war?

  • If the black box of a flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

  • Why is there and expiration date on sour cream?

  • If most accidents occur within five miles of home, wh doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

  • If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay us to do it?

  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

  • If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?

  • If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

  • Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

  • What happenes when none of your bees wax?

  • Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

  • If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

  • If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

  • Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

  • If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

  • is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

  • If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

  • Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window?

  • Did you know that five out of four people have trouble with fractions?

  • If a tin whistle is made out of tin (which it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made of?

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a wok station....

  • What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea company?

  • If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?

  • If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, would her name be Olivia Newton-John-Newton-John?

  • If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, would she become Sondra Locke Ness Monster?

  • If Liv Tyler married Judge Lance ito, then divorced him to marry Jerry Mathers, would she be Liv Ito Beaver?

  • If Bo Derek married Don Ho, would she be Bo Ho?

  • Does fuzzy logic tickle?

  • Can Atheists get insurance for acts of God?

  • If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

  • How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

  • How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

  • If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!

  • If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, what does baby oil come from?

  • Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

  • What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?