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JULY 8!, 2000




My name is Joel Allen Parks
My user names- Knuckles5, preppymodel, and preppy_romeo. On AOL AIM i am know as preppybboy and icq is 58958950
I'm 17 years old
6 foot 3 inches tall
and I weigh 150
(you can check out my pics on the next link) I have brown spikey hair with bleached tips.
Brown eyes
Im very athletic









WHAT I LIKE TO DO,




I obviously spend most my time in school during the day at Everett High School in lansing where i am a Senior, GO c/o 2001. I am the Captain of Varsity Cross Country for our school and i am also on the schools taekwondo "team" where i won 2nd place in the middle weight division at state finals this year but thats about it for sports with my school cause we suck, other than basketball anyway, the famed "Earving Magic Johnson" attended Everett and he is obviously the big town hero here in lansing, the funny thing is our girls basketball team is the one that goes to states every year not the boys. so i guess earvings magic didnt rub off on the boys here. i am probably mostly online weekend nights trying to update and upgrade anything and everything i can. But not lately because my godfather said he wanted to buy my laptop so i sold it to him and he hasnt paid me for it and now we dont talk and i dont have the money from the laptop to buy a comp so im stuck using the ones at the computer lab. ( life sucks for me). I dont whatch to much TV cause i dont have cable (oh no! no cable!) but its ok cause i dont have time to whatch it so why waste money on it? When i do find time for TV i love whatching, SNL, Mad TV, whose line is it anyway, simpsons,that 70's show, futurama and old episodes of the kids in the hall. TV isnt that big to me cause i spend tons of time at the movies. some of my favorite movies include, Ace ventura, night at the roxbury, Austin Powers, Austin Powers 2, the Matrix, meet joe black,fight club,road trip, and one of my favorites of all time is Blade. I have for the past year and a half been getting into breakdancing, i have whatched hours upon hours of videos of breakdancing and basically taught myself how to do everything, i spend alot of time teaching friends at clubs how to do it after i get off the dance floor. I appeared in a play called "fame" here locally where i had my own little breakdance scene. Im not even near to being an expert at it more like intermediate but im learning fast, my wardrobe is slowly fading from prep to all breakdancing slash techno attire. After all this i try to find time to DJ with my buddy Carey at a radio station in Olivet MI. Another thing i have also been getting into is Computer Programming, i enrolled into lansing community college this summer and i am working towords getting my associates degree in computer programming here then i will probably transfer to MSU for my batchelors. my whole life i have been into computers big time, i used to fix the schools in 5th grade, Im really into HTML and im also learning C++, python, perl, unix, java, and maybe some xml if i have time, (by the way your comments on this page are appreciated i made it myself from scratch no help from a web page builder) Music wise i have an unbelievably diverse love of music, ill go from a hardcore rap album to classical, from hard rock to nsync to techno it all varies on my mood i havent been to fond of country but i dont mind it. I'm a mamas boy my mom is so cute she cracks me up. Lately alot has been going on in my life i just got a 1987 pontiac firebird (my dreamcar) its blue and i just put pics on the pic section,(heres one of them) it feels great to ride with the t-tops off in your dream car. I also got into a great relationship(april 24) . my girlfriends name is beth and we are doing awesome, she's incredibly gorgeous and we are so much alike its uncanny( pics of us in pic section). Its very unusual for me to have a relationship this long in fact its never happened before this is the longest i have ever gone out with anyone because i had a huge commitment problem, i was so afraid that things wouldnt work out with the person that i never actually let it try and work out. but things are different with beth im not scared anymore and she dosnt annoy me like everyone else seemed too. the only thing i changed this time is now im totally honest with her regardless if i want to be or not and i dont try and make myself look like the most perfect thing in the world to her i show her the real me and she loves the real me and thats the soul basis on why i have no commitment problem with her and why things are working out with us. other than that i have just been spending tons of time working on homework at the LCC computer lab.





WHAT I LOOK FOR,



IN LIFE- Laughter, im a very humor loving kind of person, i do have a strange kind of humor though, because i really like stupid humor. Like Jim Carrey, Sat Night Live, and Kids In the Hall.
Im stubborn at times but that also means i never give up im very persistent.
I also love being physical, i run Varsity Cross Country I work out every other day and have a very flexible very toned body. lately i have been getting obcessed with martial arts i now have two taekwondo classes a hapkido class and a cardio kickboxing class hopefully ill be getting into bruce lee's jeet kun do soon!
I also love to have those little quiet times when your all alone, i usually spend that time thinking and writing poetry. as fruity as that sounds it dosnt get much better when i say meditating is another great stress reliever i use.
I am obcessed with the Dodge Viper! I know almost everything there is to know about them and i go nuts when i see one. The last time i saw one i fell to the ground and almost started crying, its crazy what they do to me. I guess obsession really is a powerful thing huh?








IN A GIRL- I know this is the part of my web page that is the most controvertial, but you know what it dosnt matter cause im taken, im constantly getting e-mails from girls claiming they are the perfect match for me or i will get e-mails that tend to be quite harsh from some people who are upset that im so "picky" that and everyone seems to think im conceited because i have done some modeling. honestly i dont think i look good at all. Just cause i say i want this or that dosnt mean thats the way it is, thats why i have decided to change my webpage, my views so everyone could understand that im not conceited like some people claim, im not that good looking people for crying out loud im just an average joel like everyone else i mean sure i do a little modeling here and there but lets face it you probably havent ever heard of my name so i am obviously no supermodel im nothing big and impressive and besides i dont pride myslef on my looks im much more into my personality, now are those the words of a concieted person? but you know what frankly i could care less what people think of me, if you dont think im good looking thats fair and if you do thanks. You know you just have to realize a little internet fling isnt going to get you anywhere in life, you cant really deeply care for someone thru a computer screen, so regardless of what i say here about who or what i like, honestly does it matter? I'm sure i will probably get some harsh e-mails now from some girl saying how her e-boyfriend is the best thing that ever happened to her or some kind of junk, but really people we all have to take time to realize we shouldnt be wasting our time and emotions on a computer when true love could be right next door, love is going to happen to you regardless, but you gotta realize its your actions that will bring it on or take it away, there are millions of beautiful girls in the world and millions of hot guys too, i know this and i can accept that, its whats inside me that makes me different from the rest of them, and its whats inside you that really counts, you hear that so much in your life, but nothing is as true as that. i mean throw me a fricken bone here people there has to be contact with a person in order to keep the feelings alive and typing on a computer to one another dosnt count, now if you live in their area groovy e-mail em up the wazoo but your only hurting yourself to be letting some guy on the net get your emotions and if you keep giving them away soon you wont have any for the real man that should be holding you, and we all know that ya gotta cuddle and personally i dont feel right cuddling my monitor and keyboard do you? now i can already tell my e-mail box is going to be full of letters from angry people about all that i have said here but hey, this is something i believe and nothing anyone ever says will ever change that.
so here it finally is, my much awaited extremely controversial perfect girl list,

Joel's Perfect Girl List