1. Ouch, that hurts!

2. No!

3. "Can't you hit me any harder than that?"

4. "You hit like a girl."

5. "I'm pregnant." (Doesn't work very well for male
submissives, surprisingly)

6. "Did I tell you your mother called?"

7. "Have you started yet?"

8. "I felt a breeze - did you leave the door open?"

9. "I'm not a baseball, you know."

10. "Are those police lights outside?"

11. "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch"

12. "antidisestablishmentantarionism"