What type of dominant are you?
If you're not sure, take this brief test to find out.
Keep track of your answers, scoring is at the end.

1. After expressing an interest in using a violet wand
on your sub, a friend loans you one. After seeing how
much your sub got into it, you:
A. Ask your friend if you can keep it a bit longer.
B. Order your sub to buy one for you.
C. Take it apart to see if you can make one cheaper.

2. What qualities are you looking for in your submissives?
A. Friendship.
B. Unquestioning obedience.
C. A pulse.

3. When is it okay to kiss a member of the same sex?
A. When you want to express your feelings.
B. Never ever ever! Showing affection is a sign of weakness!
C. After a 30 pack of Bud.

4. What about hugging another male?
A. When you want to express camaraderie.
B. Only when performing the Heimlich maneuver.
C. If you're a professional athlete and your teammate scored
the game winning point. (provided you also smack his ass and
bop him on the head.)

5. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
A. An animal that you can take care of properly.
B. Your submissive.
C. A well trained bird dog.

6. What type of leather do you wear?
A. Something tasteful that fits your personality.
B. The most expensive leathers you could find.
C. A softball glove.

7. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking
it easy. You're watching a football game; your submissive is
reading the paper. Suddenly, out of the clear blue sky,
tells
you that she has doubts about this relationship.
What do you say?
A. Let's talk about this.
B. Everything is fine. Don't bring it up again.
C. I can't believe the Patriots are running on 4th and 12!

8. You decide that you truly love your submissive and you
want to spend the rest of your life together - sharing the
joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what may.
What do you do?
A. You take her someplace special, look her in the eyes and
tell her your innermost thoughts and desires.
B. Why tell her? It would only spoil her.
C. Decide to sleep it off and look at it again when you're
sober.

9. One morning your sub wakes up feeling ill and calls to
let you know she won't be coming over tonight. Your response
to her is:
A. Would you like me to come over and help you out?
B. I didn't give you permission to be sick!
C. Yee Haw! Me and the boys is hittin' the town tonight!

10. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation
for your being dominant?
A. It's just the way I'm wired.
B. It's a gift from God.
C. Hell, there's only two ways a guy can go, he can dominate
women or be one of them pussy-shipped ass-kissing fairies who
don't know it's his right to put a bitch in her place.

11. Your sub breaks down in tears for no apparent reason. You:
A. Comfort her and try to find out what's bothering her.
B. Punish her for having an unauthorized emotions.
C. Set the tent up in the backyard 'cause that time of the
month struck again.

12. Your slave suggests it's time you had a party.
You schedule it for:
A. When it would be convenient for the two of you and the
majority of your guests.
B. Once you have all the fancy equipment and the interior
decorator has finished your state of the art dungeon.
C. Super Bowl Sunday.

SCORING:

If your answers were mostly A's, then I hate to break it
to you, but you are just an average, run-of-the-mill dominant.
You probably think of your submissive as an equal and even
let her see you in your weak moments.

If your answers were mostly B's, then you are an Alpha Dom,
the Dom among all doms. You're the best that was, the best
that is and the best that ever will be. You are such a great
Dom that everyone and everything around crumbles under your will.

If you answered with mostly C's, then you're a Macho Dom,
able to combine your manly dominance with your uncanny ability
to find a game on TV at all hours of the day and night and your
reliance on beer and chips as one of the main food groups.