* A cock ring is NOT where you go to watch cock fighting.
* Dom is not necessarily short for Dominic.
* Into English does NOT mean you serve tea and crumpets.
* There's more to being a DM than running a D&D game.
* Cropping is not necessarily trimming a photo.
* Topping does not necessarily refer to what you order on your pizza.
* Subs are not always the substitute teachers.
* You don't throw away the ping pong paddles when you get rid of the table.
* There's a lot more to waxing than putting a good finish on your car.
* Knife play is not advanced juggling.
* Stocks have been used since the 17th century.
* When I say suspension, I am not referring to the undercarriage of your car.
* The Leather Nation is not a gang of beer-guzzling, unshaven, long-haired bikers.
* KY Jelly is not jam from Kentucky.
* Ball gag is not what happens when she deep-throats you.
* 24/7 does not refer to the hours of the corner 7-11.
* Spreader bars are not where fat people go for drinks.
* Drag queen doesn't refer to women who race cars.
* When people in the scene refer to scat, it has absolutely nothing to with Ella's vocals.
* Subs are not grinders, although they can be bitten and eaten.
* Tops are not necessarily the toys you outgrew as a kid.
* Masters does NOT always refer to works by dead artists.
It isn't always a golf tournament, either.
* Caning on-line has very little to do with fixing a wicker chair.
* Vampire gloves are not a +2 gauntlet in your fantasy RPG.
* Subs have a tendency to go down, but we are not talking about
Hunt for Red October here.
* If someone says they're a switch, odds are it has nothing to do with the way they bat.
* Water sports does not necessarily refer to surfing, swimming or water polo.
* Origami is not the real name for japanese bondage.
* A safeword is not a politically correct term.
