HOMEPAGE!!!
First of all we usually go to someone's house to get pissed as it is cheaper than when you're clubbing. At about 9pm we head into the city and go to City Rowers first as you can get full nips (spirits) for one dollar. For me that means I have about 10 and I am on the floor, but guys usually have above 10 as well as some type of beer. Once we are all pretty smashed we detour Friday's which goes off on a Thursday night but drinks are more expensive. At about 10pm when everyone is flogged we start dancing and embarrasing ourselves by stacking it up or down the stairs, cracking jokes, getting with festy people or just making fools of ourselves.
Once I ran into a metal pole and collapsed to the ground and apparently screamed to everyone that I had broken my boob or something along those lines, but, you know, I can't really ever remembering that happen. As you do when you're nailed! I also remember my friend Zara almost getting hit by a car because she was too pissed to cross the road. Also my best friend Nick got punched by his girlfriend because he dumped her without reason. Now that was a bad night!
There's also this place called Down Under which is meant for backpackers visiting Australia, but we jim in on the action, and it goes off every time we go clubbing. Everyone dances on the tables and it is a ritual that every guy takes his shirt off unless they have a festy body. Girls are known to do it as well, but I have not stepped up this pathway yet. I even witnessed 4 guys to the full monty a couple of months ago which made my night and all the other girls but embarrassed the shit out of all the guys. ha ha ha
It is also not uncommon to come across vomit in nightclubs and I actually recall coming across a glass with vomit in it. Apparently cleaners had not come across this for the first time though and it makes you wonder why they just can't piss-bolt to the toilets and do their rituals in there.
There are many other hilariarse events that I could go into but it would be very embarassing to my friends so I won't. I will however, keep you all up to date with my clubbing experiences and funny incidents so visit regularly. That's all for now. Catch ya!
