There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh horse manure.
As he looked around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight.
Unfortunately he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit the ground.
The moral to the story is:
Never fly off the handle when you're full of shit.
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