Label Warnings


Real warning labels from various products

On a hair dryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
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On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
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On a bar of Dial soap, it says:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
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On a frozen dinner:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
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On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
"Fits one head."
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On Tesco's Tirimisu Dessert:
"Do not turn upside down."
(Printed on the bottom of the box).
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
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On Boots Children's Cough Syrup:
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
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On Nytol (a sleep aid):
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
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On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning: keep out of children."
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On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
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On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
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On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
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On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
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On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
"Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?"
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