The best way to get even is to forgive and then forget!
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
God wants spiritual fruit, NOT religious nuts.
Some folks wear their halos much too tight which cuts off
circulation to the brain.
Many marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be
maintained on earth.
Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days,
Then perhaps giving advice to God, isn't such a good idea!
People who feel they need control lack self-control.
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks UP.
Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous, you will get
knocked down by the traffic from both directions.
Kind and loving words are windows to the heart.
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on
the wall and claims it's a forgery.
It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill -- just
add a little more dirt.
A successful marriage isn't finding the right person, it's being
the right person.
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.
The tongue must be heavy indeed, so few people can hold it.
To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover
all along the prisoner was you!
You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and
Elvis is still alive!
It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just
be sure to flush when you are done.
You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it
sticks out its neck.
If God had meant us to look back instead of forward,
he would have put eyes in the back of our head.
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you
can bet the water bill is much higher.
And last but not least -----
God gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans CHOCOLATE!
