~About Peek~
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Hi. I'm Babs Walters, and you have joined us at 50/50. Welcome to this segment entitled "All About Peek". We will be going on a short journey through the life and times of peek-a-boo, the most amazing woman on the internet to date. So grab your popcorn...or whatever you perverts grab these days...and let's begin.
Babs: peek-a-boo...welcome. We're so glad you decided to chat with us today.
~peek: Yeah, whatever.
Babs: So tell us peekie...
~peek: Don't ever call me peekie.
Babs: Ok...may I call you peek?
~peek: Yeah, whatever.
Babs: Ok, peek, tell us how exactly you came up with the name "peek-a-boo".
~peek: Well Babs, it all started when I entered this chat room at Cool Chat called "The Hot Tub". I went there because the buzz was phenomenal. Little did I know what I was getting into! Just let me tell you that the word candid has a whole new meaning to me now. *giggles* So anyway~ I came upon this room and it asked me for a handle. A handle? Oh my god! What was I to do? *exaggerated flailing of arms* I racked my brain until it hurt...and then it hit me...BAM! *slaps forehead* I have a cute little stuffed bear. He has little angel wings and fuzzy white fur, and magnets in his hands that were attracted to the magnets in his face. His name is peek-a-boo bear. *leaning in close to Babs and getting a whiff of her perfume she makes a "stinky" face and pulls back* Well, I'm not big on "bears", so I dropped the latter and here I am!
Babs: Awww....isn't that adorable?
~peek: Look, don't patronize me...just ask the questions, ok?
Babs: peek, we all want to know...where do you live? And what do you do for a living?
~peek: At the moment I'm living in the tiniest little town of Arapahoe. Yup. Arapahoe. This place is so small it doesn't even have a traffic light! I gotta drive 20 minutes to get to Burger King...only because there isn't even a McDonald's! *laughs* What do I do for a living? I paint rubber dicks so they look real. You might refer to them as "dildos" but I like the words "rubber" and "dick". It kinda personalizes it for me. When I started out there, I used to give names to all the rubber dicks I painted, but hell...how many Toms, Dicks & Harrys can ya handle in a day? Too many names. I had to stop.
Babs: Do you ever think of experiencing a new line of work?
~peek: Oh yes! Soon I would like to start painting rubber pussies. They're accomplishing wonderful things in that department! I actually hope to start training next week. Eventually...I dream of having my own rubber dick and pussy manufacturing company. I'd like to call it "Peek's Rubber Dicks & Pussies". I think it'd do very well.
Babs: Well we wish you all the luck in that adventure!
~peek: Thanks Babs!
Babs: Now some people have said that you're quite the adventerous one in the Hot Tub. Would you care to elaborate?
~peek: Well, I believe that you are what you are, and what you say to people can come across as being either stupid or fun. I choose fun for the sole reason that I am fun. I scream fun! *screaming fun* See? It's a two way street Babs. You're either going one way or the other. And I never go "both ways". Well, maybe I could...depends on my mood. *winks at Babs*
Babs: What are some of the things you hope to accomplish in the future?
~peek: Well, let's see...I'd like my own company, as I stated earlier...I'd like everyone to buy my rubber dicks and pussies, so I can be known as the "Largest Manufacturer of Rubber Dicks & Pussies in the World"! That's what I hope to accomplish. That and getting rid of these crabs. *reaches down to scratch*
Babs: How do you think other chatters in the Hot Tub feel about you? Is there anyone there that knows the real you?
~peek: Hmmm...that's a damn good question! I don't know exactly how they feel...but hopefully they see that I am fun and fun-loving! *squishy grin* I have let a couple of people see the real me...but unfortunately they don't come around much anymore. *sighs* But hey...live and learn. Right, Babs? *slaps her upside the arm*
Babs: *holding arm* Well peek-a-boo, we look forward to all the great things to come in your life, and we do hope you will come back and share your new experiences with us soon! *turning to camera* And we hope you return as well for more exciting interviews with adventurous people such as peek-a-boo. I'm Babs Walters...and this is 50/50. Good night. *staring deeply into camera....then a shot back to peek-a-boo as she holds up one of her painted rubber dicks and points at it as she mouths the words "It's mine!"*
*~ Stay tuned for the next interview with peek-a-boo on 50/50! ~*
