Ode to the Girl

Ode to the female,
Bearer of the human race,
We, males, salute you.

We can fix your car.
We can kick a ball real far.
We can sweat like pigs.

When it comes to girls:
Why you do the things you do?
We don’t have that down.

What makes you angry?
What is it that make you tick?
We can only guess.

What will the girl wear?
Red dress blue blouse maroon shawl.
Looks the same to us.

And just how many
Pairs of shoes does a girl own?
No one really knows.

We are so different.
No other way around it.
Without you we’d.. die.

Ode to the female,
Bearer of the human race,
We, males, salute you.