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MILLIONS MISSING AROUND THE WORLD

Area airport ticket counters were empty as all travel came to a halt last night. At 12:05 last night a telephone operator reported three frantic calls regarding missing relatives. Within fifteen minutes all communications were jammed with similar inquiries. A spot check around the nation found the same situation in every city. Sobbing husbands sought information about the mysterious disappearance of wives. One husband reported"...I turned on the light to ask my wife if she remembered to set the clock, but she was gone. Her bedclothes were there, her watch was on the floor...she just disappeared..." An alarmed caller from Brooklyn tearfully reported--"...My husband just returned from the late shift...I kissed him...he just disappeared in my arms..."

Less than thirty-five minutes after the first calls were received a well known television executive took to the air with the first explanation of the mass midnight disappearing. He was quoted as saying that the strange disappearance of millions last night was a biblical prediction that suddenly exploded into fulfillment. In determined syllables he spelled out what he called the 'rapture of the saints.' "Jesus Christ has returned to the earth and has taken His Christian people as His bride...It has been forecast for centuries...My own mother spoke often of this day. We have been left behind.

There is no hope. I have missed the only thing worth living for. I -- like you -- refused to believe in the literal coming of Jesus Christ."

All major TV and radio networks canceled late programs and have been operating on a round the clock news service. By 12:45 this morning mass hysteria had gripped the world. No other explanation has been offered as yet.

To the millions left behind in the wake of this gigantic mystery one cold fact looms larger by the hour -- "JESUS CHRIST HAS COME. HE HAS TAKEN HIS BRIDE TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER. THE WORLD AWAITS HIS NEXT MOVE."

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MANY GRAVES FOUND OPEN -- BODIES GONE

Shortly after the news broke last night that Jesus had come--thousands took to the cemeteries looking for the bodies of loved ones. Most of those in the cemetery -- who found empty graves -- were there mainly because of a bible verse they had heard. (1 Thessalonians 4:16) "For the Lord Himself shall descent from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: AND THE DEAD IN CHRIST SHALL RISE FIRST..." The dead were the first to be found missing last night.

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HUNDREDS TRAMPLED TO DEATH DURING REVIVAL MEETING

Little Worth, Texas reports sixty-three persons trampled to death when over 2,000 people tried to rush from the civic auditorium at the very height of a revival service. The Rev. Forthright was reading his text... in an hour that ye think not -- then shall the son of man come...' Right before the eyes of thousands the minister suddenly disappeared. The choir disappeared. Over two-thirds of the congregation disappeared. Those left behind began to scream and run in all directions. Over 300 ran weeping for mercy. Trampling, pushing, screaming, wailing -- the crowd kept yelling -- 'Jesus has come -- we're lost -- we're left behind.' From coast to coast services like this were interrupted. The same was true in store front churches -- in rallies, in open air meetings, in house prayer meetings. Jesus has come for His church -- His bride.

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WORLD LEADERS CALL FOR AN EMERGENCY SESSION

A Canadian official was the first of many world leaders to call for a special emergency session of the United Nations to discuss the new world crisis brought about by the mysterious disappearance of millions. Speaking over the CBC network he called for immediate steps to regain world confidence. He voiced the fear that as a result of the crisis -- Russia would take immediate steps to launch an all out hydrogen war. He stated -- "The world is tottering on its axis. A waiting world looks to the skies for an explanation. Fear and terror has blinded the eyes of men everywhere. Godless Russia will take advantage of this fear. She will strike in an effort to claim responsibility for this calamity. We must be prepared for an attack."

One hour after the broadcast -- the official Russian news agency TASK -- carried a report that the soviet presidium was contemplating a statement in effect that a new secret weapon was launched and is responsible for the mysterious disappearance. All armed forces in Russia have been alerted to stand by for orders. One correspondent reports unusual activity at three major missile launching sites in the Ukraine.

Two American planes crash landed on Russian soil -- but no pilots were found. They are believed to be victims of the disappearance. Russia is prepared to use these crashes as an excuse to launch an attack on the west. There was no comment from Washington.

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PLAYFUL, SENSUAL WORLD SHOCKED BY SUDDEN MASS KIDNAPPING

Around the world crowds were eating, drinking and playing--unaware of what was happening to thousands of Christian people. Broadway was packed with thrill seeking multitudes -- champagne and whiskey was flowing like water -- inebriated dancers were whiling away morning hours -- gourmets were greedily tasting their fancy foods. Wedding bells were ringing from many steeples.

Divorce proceedings were in full swing. Lovers lane was crowded with thrill seeking fornicators. Building contractors were busily making plans for new gigantic projects. Wealthy men were laying plans for new investments. Buyers and sellers were restlessly active. New crops and vineyards were being planned. Smoking, drinking, cursing crowds were talking about the fabulous future.

The shocking news that broke last night has left everyone reeling. Some revelers were remembering the haunting message delivered by a radio speaker just the night before. From St. Luke he quoted: "Likewise, also, as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded; (married and were given in marriage) But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed..." (Luke 17:28 to 30).

The plans mean nothing now. The one ingredient that made them possible is now missing -- MORE TIME! TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR THE SIN CROWD!

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DEATH STALKS THE HIGHWAY

Unidentified man critically injured when struck by driverless car. Pennsylvania turnpike travelers sat by the roadside -- stunned and alarmed. Driverless autos raced down the highway smashing into other cars and tunnel entrances. Stranded automobiles blocked every major highway in America.

Missing drivers could not be located. A four car collision in Massachusetts was described by a wife who lived to tell the story. "We were headed for Pittsburgh with two children. I was lighting a cigarette when my husband started to pass a big truck. Just as he was about to turn into his own lane--I looked and he was gone. I thought maybe he fell out, so I grabbed the wheel. I couldn't hold the car in the lane and we crashed head-on with three other cars. My children are gone, too. My husband was a good man. He loved the Lord. He went with Jesus. He was taken from me."

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Major airlines reported traffic patterns are all mixed up and a number of planes have collided and others are off course. Missing airport controllers have caused an emergency of major proportions.

Railroad officials have admitted that five trains have crashed in the last eight hours. Eight hundred and seventy have died as a result. Switchboard operators were among the missing. Other collisions have also been reported with freight trains. The toll of death at many crossroads is alarming.

A Staten Island ferry boat was stranded when two of the crew suddenly disappeared. Three subway crashes were reported. A Blue Line bus carrying sixty passengers crashed into a bridge and plunged into the river when the driver disappeared.

Adding to the tragedy of the highways and communications systems -- are the thousands of motorists who have loaded their cars and are heading to the mountains to escape the wrath of God. This exodus to the rocks and mountains and wilderness is causing more confusion by the hour.

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TEENAGERS TURN ON THEIR PARENTS

A New York City teen gang leader today called for a national "Hate thy Parents Club." This club will enlist teenagers around the world who will swear to betray their parents. They will spend their time in organizing "hate activities" aimed at getting even with parents who didn't take time to tell them the truth about the coming of Jesus Christ. The organizer stated that for years teenagers have been losing all their morals and living in just and terrible sin. Now they are going to get even with their parents who he believes are really at fault. He reasons that a parent that really cares for a son or daughter would at least talk about eternal things.

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THOUSANDS OFFER TO GO TO THE MOON

Seeking refuge from the terror of the last hours since the coming of Christ -- hundreds are camping at Cape Kennedy in hopes the new crisis will speed up rocket production. Calls and fanatical invasions have hampered all missile and rocket activity.

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THRONGS IN THE NATION DIE OF HEART ATTACK

Thousands of coronary victims have died since the news was released concerning the multitudes who are missing. In Chicago -- the famed loop was the scene of prostrated heart victims. Fifty-five victims were taken to the morgue for identification. In Los Angeles and New York it was reported that as many as 300 deaths per hour are being reported to hospitals. All have died due to heart failure because of the strange happenings in the past hours.

Hospitals and morgues have refused to take in any more heart victims. They are operating under crowded conditions and are much understaffed due to the many nurses and some doctors who have also disappeared.

A remaining church leader quoted a scripture from the bible as an explanation for the thousands of heart failures. He quoted from St.. Luke 21:25 and 26: "And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring: MEN'S HEARTS FAILING THEM FOR FEAR, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken..."

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