THE LOVES OF MY LIFE-PART DEUX!

STRING, MY ONLY SON! MY PRIDE & JOY!2 days old and already walking!
My baby boy has always been a fast learner and so smart, beyond his years! His full name is Telecaster and he is quite the string blaster! Allow me to present to you his photo album of the formative years! See my boy as he grew into a full blown string!
string as a toddler
age 10
a handsome, young teen!
the full blown,old string he is today!
Well, there you have my baby boy! Now, let me show you his family and all his little tykes!
String gets his rhyming capabilities from his mommy, but I think his ability to gather harems comes from his father! Somehow, though, my baby boy has aged much more quickly than I! He is now 2 weeks older than me! Oh well, we always knew he was one of those freaks of nature! Well, that is my son, telecaster, the fun one! I LOVE YOU, MY LITTLE TREMOLO!
___________________________________________________MY REPLACEMENT DAUGHTER, VIALLE27!
VI is my new daughter, she took the place of ledgy once I found out the stunning news that ledgy is not really mine! I am so glad to have a new daughter who is good and so very beautiful, too! She is quite a stack, don't you think? Welcome to the family, Vi! I am glad you appreciate my millions of url's, LOL! Your mum really really loves ya!
_ THE FAMILY MOTORCYCLE, MOGUY!

This is our family bike, Moguy! I know the family did not know we had a motorcycle, except for maybe 1 of you! But I have been keeping our motorcycle hidden so none of you would take off on it and never come back! Especially ledgy and SIS! Here is the bike you have been so subtly hinting for, MO!! I can take a hint, especially one that is so obvious, lol!:-) See, you WON, after all!!!! Now, let's ride! I love you, my little motorcycle!
2x4, The Family Stud!
You all know 2x4, better known to you as Larsfunguy! He is the the father of my 2 illegitimate kids, ledgy and string (everyone marvels over the fact that string's daddy is only 1 month older than he is)! Although he is in Canada, he makes the best Southern Pine lumber in these parts of Texas! 2x4 has given me many laughs and has been a great punching bag for this little leprechaun! He is a wonderful piece of hardwood (with an incredibly soft heart), from 2x4 to 9898076.2x9907762.8! Je T'aime, 2x4, you stud!
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MY DAUGHTER LEDGY!
This is little ledge, known to others as WalkingOnTheEdge. She once was a good girl but then got to know her auntie corrupter a bit too well and she went over the edge! It turns out we had to break the news to her that she is really sis's daughter but sis could not handle the responsibility so I raised her myself, for sis! That explains why little ledgy is so much like her corrupted auntie! Now ledgy, I won't tell you again, stay out of auntie's purse! And don't go stomping your feet and slamming doors! I mean it, if you keep it up I will ground you from your Harley! I will always think of ledgy as my own, no matter what! She is a wild child but I love her dearly and am also glad she hopped on my dysfunctional train! But remind me not to let you or sis be the conductors anymore, LOL! Geez, the places you girl's take me! I WILL LOVE YOU ALWAYS, MY CORRUPTED LITTLE DAUGHTER! :-)