I'm kind of making this up as I go along, what pleasure could I possibly get from this?
God save my soul, I'm doomed, this page makes me sick....
   ->About this page--The jokes I'm using, well some of them, are spawns of other jokes, so BLAME Evan!!!!

Q.  What is a HUGE disadvantage of being Curt?

A.  Virtually all porn is female!!!!!!

-----I'm sorry if that offends you or anyone else but I had to put it...blame Ev-----

Q.  Why is it just lousy being a Curt?

A.  People like me with nothing better to do don't stop annoying him!!!!

----I'm not sorry Curt, sucker----
 

Q.  How many Curts does it take to---no, I won't say it.
 
 

Q.  What would happen if Curt walked into a bar?

A.  Everyone would greet him and say "been a long time" because that's where he was born
 
 

Q.  Why is it so hard to make jokes about Curt?

A.  That wasn't a joke, I'm really stuck here.
 
 

Q.  Why do all Curt jokes suck?

A.  I think I just answered my own question, they're about Curt.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Home page(if you still want more of...Curt)

Email (Haven't we seen enough of this?)
If you want to complain about how pathetic the little amount of jokes I have is:
davidp90@hotmail.com
If you want to complain to everyone:
diecurtdie@hotmail.com