Car Acronyms

 Before you buy that new car, find out what the name really
 means. Here is a list of car acronyms to help you out.

 AUDI: Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

 BMW: Big Man Wannabe

 BUICK: Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer

 CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended
 Trips

 DODGE: Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere

 FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony

 FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily

 GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

 GMC: Garage Mechanic's Companion

 JEEP: Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly

 MAZDA: My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

 OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Drive Slow -- Mostly Over Bridges Into
 Lake Erie

 PLYMOUTH: Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating
 This Heap

 PONTIAC: Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac

 PORSCHE: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

 SAAB: Sad Attempt At Beauty

 SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 TRIUMPH: The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

 TOYOTA: Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple-A

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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
 
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
 
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
 
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
 
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
 
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
 
FORD
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
 
GM
General Maintenance
 
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
 
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
 
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
 
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
 
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular
Leftover Equipment
 
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
 
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
 
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
 
VW
Virtually Worthless