Get To work



For a couple of years I've been blaming it on iron-poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting, and dozens of other maladies. But now I have found out the real reason I'm tired because I'm overworked!
The population of this country is 237 million:
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employeed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work.
4 million are in the armed forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for the city and state government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 people in hospitals so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now there are 11,998 people in prison. That leaves 2 people to do the work You and Me.
AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE SCREWING AROUND ON MY JOKE PAGE!