The Monica Song
                      (To the tune of "Rocky Top")

                     Wish That I Could Meet Ol Monica
                           Up On Capitol Hill
                    She's An Intern Like No Other...Just
                          Ask Ol' President Bill

                      She Ain't Had Cosmetic Surgery
                          She's A Natural Girl
                      They Say She Comitted Perjury
                      Rocked The President's World

                              (Chorus)
                               Monica
                            I Love To See
                            You On My Tv
                           Good Ol' Monica
                           Monica Lew-In-Ski
                           Monica Lew-In-Ski

                    Linda Tripp Was Her Best Buddy But
                        She Was Wearin' A Wire
                  When We Hear What She Recorded...We'll
                        Find Out Who Is The Liar

                     Kenneth Starr The Prosecutor Says
                        He Ain't Makin No Deals
                    Now He's Puttin On The Pressure To
                        See If Somebody Squeals

                              (Chorus)
                               Monica
                           This Might Be T-R
                             O-U-B-L-E
                           Watch Out Monica
                           Monica Lew-In-Ski
                           Monica Lew-In-Ski

                          (Instrumental Break)

                   Ol' Bill Says He Did Not Strip Her...But
                        He Won't Say Any More
                    If He Don't Control His Zipper...We'll
                         All Meet President Gore

                              (Chorus)
                               Monica
                          She's Cheap But She
                         Sure Looks Good To Me
                           Good Ol' Monica
                           Monica Lew-In-Ski
                           Monica Lew-In-Ski