Below you will find my personal quotes page all thought up while living life. Some are funny, some induce thought (warning to those that don't want to think), and some are just really witty, while yes others will probably not be but I will think they are, or did at the time, just tell me about those please. Okay here they are.
The Quotes
A carrot a day keeps the doctor away.
If they can't get over something as uncontrolable as height then what happens when they find out about something serious like you don't like green jellybeans?
You are as hammered as a new roof.
Life without ice cream is no fun.
If you think before you speak the other person is going to get in the first joke.
There are less than 24 hours left in the day so Have Fun.
Life without fun is like pizza without cheese; it tastes funny and the toppings slide around.
Trees for a better world, a world without flooding.
I have not yet begun to quit.( I came up with this one as I was starting to hit the wall on my August 10, 1998 ride on my road bike. I set a record in average speed that day.)
As red as a lobster, smiley as a clam, and eager as a beaver.
A computer is like a cow, you have to work on it to get the output.
Mistakes are made to be pointed out.
Someday my son, you will learn it is not how powerful your computer is; by the power you can create with your computer
Ahh I see. And when you buy a refrigerator and it comes with all the fake food, do you eat that too? (Friend trying to make an excuse for having a bad word processor.
Anything that can be said can be done.
What a PITA. Or You are such a PITA (PITA standing for Pain in the Ass)
