1) When you go to use the bathroom, and find out that someone didn't flush.
2) When you get so drunk, you start yelling out blackmail quota, and the next day, you don't remember, but the people who heard it sure do!
3) When you find a whole case of Girl Scout cookies, and find out they're all coconut.
4) When you ignite your own flatulent gas, and accidentally blow out your colon.
5) When you pass a caffeine stone.
6) When you pass a caffeine stone at your friend's house.
7) When you pass a caffeine stone at your friend's house, and he hears you.
8) When you pass a caffeine stone at your friend's house, and she hears you
9) When you pass a caffeine stone at your friend's house, and she hears you, and assumes you're pleasuring yourself.
10) When you pass a caffeine stone at your friend's house, and she hears you, and assumes you're pleasuring yourself anally.
11) When your girlfriend takes a trip to Mexico, and she comes back and you find pictures of her in the donkey show.
12) When you take a trip to Mexico, and you come back and she finds pictures of you in the donkey show.
13) When you discover your girlfriend is a lesbian, and break it off with her.
14) When you discover your girlfriend is a lesbian, and break it off with her, and make her jealous by saying you're gay.
15) When you discover your girlfriend is a lesbian, and break it off with her, and make her jealous by saying you're gay and sleeping with your best friend.
16) When all that happens, then you discover your girlfriend really wasn't a lesbian.
17) When all that happens, then you discover your girlfriend really wasn't a lesbian,and was sleeping with your best friend.
18) When you go to church.
19) When you go to church and start believing it all.
20) When you meet the girl/guy of your dreams online, and find out she/he's 5 years old.
21) When you meet the girl/guy of your dreams online, and find out she/he's 105 years old.
22) When you have cyber-sex with a girl, and find out it's really a guy.
23) When you have cyber-sex with a girl, and find out it's really your brother.
24) When you have cyber-sex with a girl, and find out it's really your father.
25) When you have cyber-sex with a girl, and find out it's really your grandfather.
26) When you walk into your friend's room, and catch him jacking off.
27) When you walk into your friend's room, and catch him jacking off, and he asks you to join him.
28) When you have a wet dream at your friend's house, and don't have a change of underwear, so you have to borrow your friend's.
29) When you buy tampons for your mother.
30) When you buy tampons for your mother, and your girlfriend's there.
31) When you buy tampons for your mother, and your girlfriend's the cashier.
32) When all your good clothes are in the laundry, and you have to go to school in rags.
33) When your dog really does eat your homework, and no one believes you.
34) When you're walking in a sewer tunnel with your claustrophobic best friend, and he suddenly spazzes out. (sorry JoeL)
35) When they close your favorite taco shop. (Ramberto's forever!)
36) When your quadrapelegic grandma comes over to visit.
37) When your quadrapelegic grandma comes over to visit on aenima day.
38) When your quadrapelegic grandma's collostomy bag is full, waiting for you.
39) When MTV keeps playing Puff Daddy non-stop.
40) When you pop a boner in front of the class.
41) When you spluge in front of the class.
42) When you pop a boner on the high dive, when all your friends are cheering you on. (courtesy of: "where did I come from?")
43) When you go caca, and you realize there's no toilet paper.
44) When you do a power shit in a public bathroom, and everyone hears you.
45) When you pass gas in front of your boss.
46) When you pass gas in front of your girlfriend.
47) When you have to go to a family reunion.
48) When you have a big ass party while your parents are away, and they come back early.
49) When you get locked out of the house for 45 minutes while your friends (that are staying the night) are out having fun, ordering caca burritos at Taco Bell.
50) When you're having sex with the girl of your dreams, and you climax after 2 minutes.
Well that's about all I have for now, but bookmark this site, and check it out later when I update it and add some more. Have fun with the rest of my page.