Hot Mustard was born August 20, 1976 in L.A., California; UCLA to be exact. Her creators, Mom and dad, named her Michelle Mustard, many people in this country still refer to Hot Mustard by her original name. Her creators resided in Long Beach, California which became the new home for Hot Mustard. Unfortunately, her creators had a difference of opinions and separated two years after she was made. For the next 3 years Hot Mustard resided with the Mom creator in Long Beach. One day the Mom creator decided that the neighborhood in which they lived was becoming to violent. She feared that her Hot Mustard recipe would be stolen, damaged, and/or transformed into some other condiment. Mom creator packed up all their belongings and moved them up to the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon where they still reside.
So what ever happened to the dad creator? He visited his creation often until he realized that living that far from his magnificent invention was too hard to bear. He moved up to Portland two or three years after the Mom and Hot Mustard arrived. His creation was allowed to visit every other weekend until she turned 18 years of age. The Dad creator was able to add many spices during those years.
Hot Mustard improved through the years of influence by the Mom and Dad creator. Through their collaborating efforts Hot Mustard grew to become the exceptional condiment she is today.