I knew that somebody would come here. You must be pretty bored. Well,
you're here and you can see that this page has nothing of any importance on
in, in fact it's just plain annoying to read this paragraph. So go ahead and go
back to my main page. Just click here. Go ahead, go back. That means quit
reading. Like at any time now. I know it might be tempting to just continue
reading, but I promise that there is nothing in this paragraph that will benefit
you in any way. In fact, this page is probably more dangerous than anything
else. You're going to end up with a really big headache. So just stop
reading. Here I'll even make it easier for you to leave this time. Click here.
Come on!!! Why are you still reading? Okay, I guess I can't make you go
back. You're going to wish you had though. I don't even have anything left
to say. So now you're reading a blinking paragraph about nothing. What a
life. This could be a sign that you need to get out into the sunshine. Make
some real "buddies." Ones that have real names, instead of LilTXBabe, or
Jane3.141592654, or Honky22...hehehe, sorry Kourtney. :) Do you have a
little too much free time on your hands? Are you making up phrases like
"tight at night", and "let's bounce"? <3 Is it four in the morning and you're
chatting with somebody named RomanticHi? It's a sad sight. Well, if you are
still reading this and you're starting to feel dizzy or nautious, please stop.
You've proved yourself. We're all really proud of you. In fact I'd like to know
just how many people actually read this whole thing. So if you're reading
this right now, please email me. And after that, just turn off the computer and
step outside for a while...please.