ACTUAL CHURCH BULLETINS
* The 1991 Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 & 11.
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
* The ladies of the church have cast-off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
* Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
* The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday:"I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."
* A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church.
It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who
enjoys sinning to join the choir.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
* Irving Beltson and Jessie were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
* The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S.
* This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
* Tuesday, at 4pm, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk come early.
* Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.
* Thursday, at 5pm, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study.
* This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the alter.
* The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
* One Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.
* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.
* A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church
basement. Music will follow.
* The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer.
* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
* Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycles.
* Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
* The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on
people who are not afflicted with any church.
* Evening massage - 6 PM
* The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for pancake breakfast next Sunday
morning.
* The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
* Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
* Ushers will eat latecomers.
* The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical
accomplishment.
* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
* The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the
audience.
* The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir
will sing " Break Forth into Joy."
* During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of
hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
* A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
* Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The
pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
* Due to the Rectors illness, Wednesday's healing service will be
discontinued until further notice.
* Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid it All."
* The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich
Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
* The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
church basement noon Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to
attend this tragedy.
* The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special
thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole
evening
at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
* Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the
home
of Mrs. Marsh Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs.
Rankin sand a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
* Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full
choir
* Hymn 43: "Great God, What Do I See Here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Bodgett
Hymn 47: "Hark! An Awful Voice is Sounding"
* (on a church bulletin during the minister's illness)
GOD IS GOOD
Dr. Hargreaves is better
* Potluck supper: Prayer and medication to follow.
* Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
* The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell may 10 and 11.
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
* Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
* The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
to
join the choir.
* Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing
for the girth of their first child.