Bad Boy Board


Scott Schaefer- this man is extremely dangerous. Has been known to date girls for months on end, dump them, then a year and half later date them again. This man appears to be the boy next door, don't let that boyish grin fool ya. With his electric kiss, he will shock all senses from your mind. You will awake in some basement with Leslie Nielsen pictures on one wall. A "Just in Case You Need An Excuse to Party" poster will be on the other wall. This is when you need to worry. But don't panic. Stay calm, he will eventually fall asleep. Then you can sneak upstairs and spend time with his roommate.He has been in the custody of Hot Mustard since June '97, he is still awaiting his sentence.

Chris Wick- a quiet man that enjoys to read until there is alcohol in his system. Like a Gremlin after midnight, this young college student becomes a wild and crazy party animal. This year he received his sentence, life with Cary McAdams. Personally, I think he got off easy. Cary McAdams is a strong individual (not too mention my best friend) who will definetly take control of the situation. The easy part is that they love eachother

Josh Madison- WARNING! This person has been known to leave obscene messages on young girls email. No one on the west coast knows what he looks like, he refuses to put a picture up. He may type charming but rumor has it he is a horizontal animal.

Darin Knight- a businessman by day, a drunk by night. He often appears to be sophisticated and educated. Don't let this fool ya! Under that suit lies a crazy man. He is often spotted at Interstate Cosmic Bowling. Approach with caution. There has only been one who has successfully made him speechless, Hot Mustard.