Yo Mama SO POOR! Yo Mama has NEVER seen one of thease before!
Yo mama so poor that she can't afford pay attention.
Yo mama so poor that when I seen her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
Yo mama so poor that when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Yo mama so poor when burglars break into house so they can leave money.
Yo mama so poor that she can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat.
Yo mama so poor that she waves around a stick and calls it air-conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she's trying to get married so she can get the rice at the wedding.
Yo mama so poor that her TV's got two channels: on and off.
Yo mama so poor that she eats cereal with a fork so she can save milk.
Yo mama so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so poor that they put her face on a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor that she used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree.
Yo mama so poor that she hangs the toilet paper to dry.
Yo mama so poor that I saw her trying to put a food stamp into a gumball machine.
Yo mama so poor that I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama so poor that she can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent.