Wheezer (wi'zër) :
1. n. Someone/thing breathing or uttering rasping or whistling sound.
2. n. Insomnious mammal initially inhabiting Northern England, found latterly in (waiting to get in) the 30-Somethings 3 room. Identifiable through audible on-line snoring during most US evenings. Enjoys chat (especially the red and purple stuff), appreciates 'wake up!' calls and the weird disturbing strange dubious interesting mentality of other players (and you know who you are!)
3. Brit sl. a trick, idea or plan.
4. Inf. a hackneyed joke or anecdote.