Once upon a time there were three aliens who invaded earth on a couch. Here they are wishing luck to their poor departing parents in the space ship.
The people of earth looked at them in awe.
The male alien quickly became accoustomed to the 'earth style'.
To welcome the newcomers the people of earth preformed the ritual 'punching bag' dance for them.
Then one of the earthlings fell in love with the horned alien (why would anyone want a horned lover?)
Then the earthling began to attack the alien.
The earthling fought back the only way he knew how. With dance tactics. He raised the roof to give them more room to fight.
Another of the aliens read a book on Earth dance and began thrashing about violently.
One of the earthlings fell in love with this alien and asked for her tentacle in marriage.
She immediately began trying on wedding outfits.
She insisted on wearing her Chrurche outfit from back home.
The earthling was very excited with the outfit she chose to wear.
The guests studied the wedding invitation carefully so as to be on time for the incredible event.
The groom quickly got ready for the event.
The bride's bachelor party (a custom on other planets)was a great success.
The bride brought in the alien priest who conducted the ceremony in her native alskgiweutnkvidian.
and they all lived happily ever after.