The Communist Connection
One Area that has until now remained dim in our investigation has been that of the activities and whereabouts of Dipsy, Tinky-Winky and Laa-Laa in the period of time between their births (1947) and the assasination (1963). Our knowledge of Po's involvement in Soviet politics(1952-61) led us to consider a socialist connection. True to form, searching the photographic archives at Time-Life, we discovered this startling image...
Showing Dipsy involved in high level negotiations during the Communist Coup in Czechoslovakia(1948), this photo was one of our most shocking discoveries yet, however more were to come. Since our earliest investigations, the US authorities have denied all knowledge of the teletubby phenomenon and the phone call placed after our next discovery yielded no more honesty. We discovered this article (right) in the Dallas county library, proof of Laa-Laa's involvment in Socialist activity, However, when we asked for the arrest records for that year, we were told that they had all been accidentally shredded, and then, in a freak accident been burnt to ashes by a fire that started spontaneously in the garbage shoot. Clearly this is disinformation indicating a high-level cover-up, entirely typical of the US institutions.Luckily for us, however, the same cannot be said of the Cubans, after just one phone call, they were quick to send us as much information as they could find concerning the four names we had given them. Much of this information was useless, as a lot of it referred to 'Tinsky Winsky',a KGB operative working in Cuba as a pig farmer who's name bore unfortunate similarity to that of our target. However, one document was enough to satisfy our hunger for proof. This is a copy of an application form for Cuban citizenship, filled out by Tinky-Winky, the photo affixed proving that this was no error of identity. This was our man. The Communist connection had been proved...
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