Confessions of William Hague's Lackey (all true)
While hanging out in the lobby of Parliament trying to Pick up a chick (Cheryl Gillan) I was presented with the opportunity to grill a man/boy introduced to me as a member of William Hague's staff. The shocking revelations he provided me with, need to be told. Here then is a transcript of the conversation
Me : So, what is Big Willy like to work for?
Fresh-faced Public school twat : Hmmm?
Me : Well, I hear he's a bit dodgy.
FFPST : Embarrassed laugh, quizzical expression
Me : So has he ever tried anything?
FFPST : bemused, NO DENIAL
Me : Do you work hard?
FFPST : Oh yeah, but y'know the other day right,
we all went and got terrifically drunk!
Me : William Hague got drunk?
FFPST : Er, sorry no, just me.
Me : I see, Which one of you is older, you or Will?
FFPST : (Temporary confusion), Oh yes, I am,
he's only six months! haha!
Me : Very good, so, exactly what are you?
I mean are you a civil servant or a cleaner?
FFPST : er no I'm just his slave.
Me : You're William Hague's slave?
FFPST : Yes.
Me : OK, is he a good leader?
FFPST : Buggered if I know.
And so he may be...
anyway that's that, Essentially a refusal to comment on Hague's 'dodgy' status, a swift backtrack on the issue of Hague's alcohol consumption, Staff members attacking his youthful image and the admission that the Tory leader keeps slaves! On the basis of this interview, I now feel completely justified in saying that:
William Hague, MP is nowt but a perverted, alky drop-out, baby-faced, slavedriving sodomite. He can stick that in his silly northern pipe and smoke it.
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